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Write a story with absurd love injection

Knowing that I had to sew two stitches, I took off my pants a little too much, exposing my buttocks on both sides. I feel that the nurse came up to her and said, "Take one on each side." The nurse asked, "Call over there first." I said, "Whatever. It's all the same. The choice is yours." While speaking, I felt a chill coming from my right buttock. I know it was disinfection, and then I pricked PP with a needle, but I still like the feeling of disinfection, which is very cool and comfortable. Trembling, I got a needle in my right hip. "I've been tampered with, and the potion will slow you down." As the nurse said, she gave me a PP massage with a cotton swab and began to push the medicine. It didn't hurt too much at first, but it felt good with massage. But as the medicine in the syringe enters my body bit by bit, the swelling and pain on the right side of my ass are getting bigger and bigger. Why is it getting more and more painful? How much is left? I thought to myself. "Does it hurt? Hang in there, it's almost ready. " It's warm to hear comfort, but the pain in my ass hasn't eased at all, and I can't bear to part with it. It's time to pull out the needle when the ass no longer feels pain but simply hurts. I took a long breath and it was all over. Nurse: "press it, and I'm ready for the next injection." After pressing the cotton swab, I looked back. The nurse threw the cotton swab and syringe in her hand into a small bucket and went to the previous place to take the cotton swab and syringe with cephalosporin out of the porcelain plate. Pull out the needle cover and let out the air. Come to me. I know the needle is ceftriaxone sodium, which hurts more than the needle just now. Me: "Wait a minute, press it for a while. By the way, when shall I come tomorrow?" I'm afraid the nurse will give her a second injection right away and want to talk to her for a while until her ass doesn't hurt too much. ) Nurse: "These medicines are injected into muscles twice a day, and they will come tomorrow morning. We are now in the clinic from 7 am to 7 pm. You will be given a new prescription according to your condition tomorrow night, so you have to come twice tomorrow. Me: "You have to write a new prescription. Nurse: "You are very ill. You should have an injection for at least three days. The medicine you took is very painful and the dose is large. Tell the doctor about changing the infusion. "Me:" Let's talk about it tomorrow night "Nurse:" All right, put the cotton swab away, that's it. It's time to hit the left. "I was told to take the cotton swab away and show my left ass. The left PP stung when it was massaged, but it still hurt. The pain didn't increase, but it continued. Me: "Why isn't it disinfected? Nurse: Cephalosporin reacts with alcohol and is anti-inflammatory, so it won't be disinfected. "I'm still a little uncomfortable without disinfection. The pain of cephalosporin makes me uncomfortable. The needle was very painful just now, and now it is radial. The pain spreading from the eye of the needle to the periphery is constantly balanced. I can't move my left ass when I pull out the needle. This time, the nurse helped me press the cotton swab. Maybe she knows my ass hurts and she's afraid I won't press it. After pressing it for a while, the nurse stopped bleeding and packed up the things in the infusion room. When I was leaving, the nurse reminded me: "You must come for the injection on time tomorrow. There is no injection room in our clinic. You'd better come early tomorrow, there are few patients before 8 o'clock. " I replied, "Yes, please." And left the clinic.

The next morning, I asked the company for a good holiday, thinking that I didn't have to go to work and sleep anyway. It's 9 o'clock again, and I feel a little nauseous. I took my temperature at 38 degrees. 2。 I have to go to the clinic. Wash your face, get dressed and go straight to the small clinic. The clinic is not far from my home. Arrived after 9: 30. There are many patients in the outpatient clinic these days, and several people hang infusion bottles in the infusion room. Five more patients came to see the doctor in the clinic. Seeing that the nurse and the doctor are very busy, and neither of them was yesterday, we have to wait a little longer. 10 The doctors and nurses were free before they noticed me. Doctor: "What can I do for you?" Me: "I'm here for an injection. I saw a doctor last night. " After asking my name, the nurse found my medical record and diagnosis record and asked me about my basic situation (yesterday's symptoms, etc.). After checking, she said, "I told you to come early, so please come with me." Once again, I came to the dispensing room, and the same scene was staged again. Two 10 ml syringes were ready. Me: "Do you want an injection in the infusion room?" Nurse: Yes, when there are few patients, but now all the beds in the infusion room are occupied, so we can only give injections here. Me: Here, how can I play? Nurse: You can hold the dispensing console or stick it on the wall. I took off my left pants and held the console with both hands, ready for injection. Me: "Why don't you get an antipyretic injection first? I got the cephalosporin on the left yesterday and changed it today. " Nurse: "OK, give Bupleurum injection first". The nurse held a syringe in her right hand, took out a sterile cotton swab in her left hand, dipped it in iodine, and pressed her pants with her little finger before disinfection. She turned to look, wow! This is a big problem. An injection is just one eye. Before I could adjust, a pain that pierced my skin brought me back to reality. My hips stretch reflexively and "relax". Fortunately, it's not very painful, but I feel a little swollen. Suddenly, the pain intensified and I was about to shout. The nurse has pulled out the needle and pressed the cotton swab on the eye of the needle. After lifting the trousers on the left, I changed the trousers on the right. The first time I stood and played cephalosporin, my heart began to play drums. Before I had a rest, the nurse came again with a syringe. I lowered my pants on the right side a little. The nurse disinfected the needle eye yesterday, and my ass trembled and got into the needle. When I plunged into the needle, it hurt much more than before. Maybe I feel my muscles tense. The nurse increased her hand strength and repeatedly warned me to relax, otherwise the liquid medicine would not spread and would aggravate the pain. I know how to relax, but it really hurts. How to relax? After a long time, the injection site is sour, swollen and painful. Looking back, how can there be so many? It seems that after a century, I suddenly feel that the strength on PP has increased and it hurts faintly. Then the nurse quickly pulled out the needle and the cotton swab pressed on the eye of the needle. I breathed a heavy sigh of relief and finally finished playing. The center of gravity slowly moved to the right leg, but did not dare to use force. Now the whole right PP is in a state of numbness. Avoid needle holes and lift your pants carefully. After the nurse packed the injection equipment, she turned to me and said, "This needle hurts. Please stay for a while, and then go. Don't forget to see a doctor at night. " After a while, I limped away, clutching my ass. I really don't know if I have the courage to come to this clinic again.