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Who is the man who will accompany me to my old age?

1,-Time has diluted the years, loneliness has soaked my heart, and my feelings have gradually faded.

2, as a foodie, eating does not mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely ~!

If you want to go, please don't look back, or I will think that you can't bear to part with me.

4. I love Spongebob who can't laugh.

5, in fact, it is not simple! I need someone who can accompany me forever, and you can't.

6. I still love you, even if it is endless love. I tortured myself over and over again.

I'm sorry that I lied to you to be my wife.

8. I like you, just a gift; I love you, but I love the whole future.

9. I can't see the sun, I can't smell the flowers, and the colorless dust is so desolate.

10. If we can meet again, I will still hug you. Only when flowers bloom will they be beautiful.

1 1. The distant place in my heart will come one day. I want to spread my wings and fly in the air.

12. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

13, Doraemon turned out to be just a dream. Daxiong turned out to be a mental illness.

14, the scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of disgraced ancestors.

15, injured by a tree, you will be afraid of the whole forest.

16, you've been gambling all your life. How can I let you lose?

17, believe in yourself, you can bind yourself, you can break the cocoon into a butterfly!

18, what I admire in particular is not your lies, but your spirit of refusing to admit them.

19, why do two people quarrel with their kissed mouths?

20. The reason why you are fall in price in his heart is that he knows you like him.

I am not short of people who like me, but I am short of people who can die with me.

1. Do you do the same? When you see someone you like on the road, start the pretend mode immediately.

2. "Don't open my draft book" "You can't even read the draft" "Because it's all your name."

How much a person loves you depends not on how much he has done for you and how many times he has cried, but on how much he has told you in his life.

I don't want anyone to choose me because I am excellent. I need someone to see my shortcomings and want me.

If your boyfriend cares about you to some extent, it depends on whether he is busy or not, then be an ordinary friend.

6. A man who loves you occasionally looks like a child, a father and a hooligan in front of you.

What is cruel is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he is hot and cold to you, so that you don't know whether to continue.

8. If waiting can bring miracles, then I am willing to wait for a year, or for a lifetime.

9. I have no shortage of people who love me. What I lack is someone who can die with me.

10. The deepest love is not who you are happier with, but who you can't live without.

1 1. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

12. Is there a lover's name in your password?

13. The more I like it, the more I feel speechless.

14. Sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first.

15. I can't tell the reason why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

Talk about eternity.

Talk about eternity.

First, love is sometimes not so beautiful, but we like to indulge in its romance, so we put on a gorgeous coat for it. In fact, even if you go to eternity, you can't leave the dull and rambling days. Thinking of you is my tender feelings! It turns out that love gave me the most mellow drunkenness and once warmed the beautiful afterglow! All persistence and pain, hesitation and persistence are interpreted in the emotional interweaving of thinking about you.

Second, in late spring, I was cold, but I was still holding red beans in the idle yard. As long as you are willing to come, I will use the cardamom years to make you old and dry up.

Third, eat a sea fishing with the baby, wait in line forever, and finally eat it, so satisfied ~

Fourth, living is really boring. My parents' eyes are on my sister. I am alone every day, and even my mobile phone can't accompany me for a lifetime. I want to die in a hospital bed next time, so that you will always feel guilty for me and feel sorry for me.

Five, today's feelings: fuck a hammer! Look how nice they are! Knock on the door. I will always be addicted to it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Take it!

Sixth, I like to eat porridge on a hot day and eat three meals a day.

Seven, just once, I'll take you to see Forever, laugh on a sunny day, and be carefree. Do you know my whole heartbeat? I never thought that someone would be so kind to me, and only you can understand some unspeakable pains. Your sentence "I am here" makes me feel that I have nothing, at least you. Thank you seems too hypocritical, I hope I can go on, no matter how helpless life is.

Eight, countless nights of thinking about you, remembering the unforgettable night with you, I pray for a meteor, so that I can meet you in the next life and fall in love with you forever!

Nine, the legendary maocai must have added unknown spices. He sleeps in a coma every time he eats. Later, the friends who had insomnia didn't have to count sheep. A bowl of legendary maocai will make you sleep forever.

Finally, I put down a man's dignity and beg you once. Can we make up? I have been tortured to the point of madness during this time. If you promise, I don't want to say more about those promises. I will accompany you to wear a wedding dress and go to eternity, watch your favorite movies and chat with you about your favorite topics, and I will also give you the freedom you want.

I haven't had enough sleep recently, so my recent wish is to have a good sleep.

Thirteen, have you ever tried to lie in bed and remember a thing alone until dawn? Just once, I'll show you forever.

Fourteen, we all loved a person, we fantasized about holding hands with that person until the end of time, but in the end we didn't come together, not because of personality discord, not because fate has not arrived, the real reason is that everyone has this feeling all his life, he (she) may be the most risky relationship we have ever paid, but it is destined to fester in our hearts!

15. I have no deep feelings for you either. I only follow the guidance of blood. I don't want to be lingering, and I don't want to grow old forever. I just want to share a few hot and ambiguous nights with you and have some good dreams of blushing and heartbeat. After the rain, you still hold me, don't ask where you come from, don't ask where you went.

Sixteen, a glass of wine late, the host offered a long life. That year, my father went to the west and spent money in a foreign land. The broken willow at the door of my house disappeared. Well, I heard that when Ma Zhou was a guest in Sanfeng, it was old and deserted. A few short lines won the favor of the emperor. I have lost my soul and can't call it back. A rooster, the world is bright. Young people should have ambition, who will pity you alone and sigh?

17. What does it feel like to wake up early in the morning on weekends and keep your eyes open on weekdays? I usually get up at 6: 40, and I can't wait to sleep forever. I woke up at 6: 30 today and couldn't sleep. Make trouble! Where! Sample!

18. The person I love is Liu Yimeng. I met him on QQ. Later, I chatted with him. I met him and played with him. I'm really happy. I really want to be with him forever.

19. I don't want to say that no one can predict the future forever or forever, but at least now I have been thinking about it all my life, feeling stronger and going further.

Eternity always lingers on the Ferris wheel. When life seems to be hovering on the Ferris wheel, kiss the stars at any time.

Twenty-one, I am always willing to accompany you forever. You have never seen such a big moon in your life. I'd like to accompany you to see if you've seen it, or if you've been to any place you haven't been. This is the first time you promised me. I will keep that in mind.

Twenty-two, ah, where is my dream? Ge You is the same as me.

Secret love is a masochistic game for a person. There is only one monologue in the whole play, and it is hard to get rid of falling in love with someone who doesn't love himself. It was a lucky love after expectation, knowing that there would be no result, but drawing a prison for myself. Only when you are deeply hurt can you learn to let go and move on with your life with fear. Love is not one person's special liking, but two people's everlasting love. Only self-salvation can be liberated.

24. I am really worried about some straight men. What exactly are you asking? Then I feel that the other party should be desperate to agree to his request. If the other party doesn't agree, it's strange that I want you to ask me. Why should I promise you?

Twenty-five, I hope we can live together like this in fifty years, from black hair to white hair, but now we feel alienated, I will try my best to make you accept me, and I don't want to give up like this, just once, I will accompany you to see eternity, zzn.

26. You don't have to give me too many affairs, and you don't have to give me any wealth. As long as you remember to buy me a baked sweet potato in winter night and an ice cream in summer night, we can turn this ordinary and painful day into a legend between people and live together forever.

27. I will never live as I do today. When I get up alone, the dog is staring blankly beside me. Eat it. Eating in a daze. In a daze, the space in the home is too large, and it is easy to be lonely, which will lead to the idea of whether to fall in love. Dormitory is better, although there are annoying neighbors, but in the dormitory, I feel that a person can live for a lifetime.

From childhood to eternity, all love stories will eventually have a home, a great movie and a heart!

Twenty-nine, it rained all night, and I thought about the past all night. That young story is an unforgettable drama. Where did you go when you said you would accompany me to see immortality?

At the age of thirty, I am so sad that I have been in a daze. I miss tears and my heart hurts myself. I love you forever! My life is bad, they made up, they are laughing at me, I am very wronged! You have a heart!

Thirty-one, just once, and I'll show it to you all my life. Laughing in sunny days and making noise in free air, you know, the only thing I want. The world is still small, I will accompany you to the ends of the earth, no longer bother to look for it in the corner, and grow old slowly in carefree time. Do you know my heart beats with you?

I can sleep all my life in math class tomorrow, but now I don't want to sleep at all.

Thirty-three, let the most comfortable accompany you. That man can be careless, but he is never careless.

34. There is a journey called Wanshui Qian Shan; There is an agreement called eternal life; There is a kind of possession, not seeking more; There is a yearning for looking forward to the future water; There is a vision called the ends of the earth; There is a yearning to be together every day; There is a yearning called heartbroken; There is a kind of love, which is self-evident until death; There is a kind of happiness called everlasting; There is a kind of heartache called unforgettable; There is a feeling that it is good to have you.

Thirty-five, intimate, three or two people are enough, will stay forever, ups and downs with the drive of life; You don't have to laugh and laugh, but you have great scholars, even if only Ding Bai keeps quiet and happy. Everyone can leave, and the existence of these three or two people is enough to warm their lives.

Thirty-six, I am very careful, remember a word, I believe I don't panic when I am alone! One day someone will know that I am worthy of love! Worth his company forever! Come on, live hard!

Thirty-seven, just once, longing for our eternity.

I think that if I fall in love with you, love can last forever.

1, I think, if you put down all your obsessions and entanglements, there will be no tears, you can stop being lonely, you can stop drifting, you can face the sea and wait for the spring flowers, but how do you know? If you want to forget, it will be unforgettable. Eventually stranded in youth, thoughts turned to dust.

2, although, I don't know how much time fate will give each other, whether it is a few days, months or years; Although you won't belong to me, I don't care how long you can stay in front of me, nor how long you and I will go. I only care about the happiness in my hands now.

3. How much time can I bear waiting? Many people have left before saying goodbye, and many things have become a thing of the past before they can do it. In life, no one has ever been hurt, hurt, lost or regretted. Not all people will know each other when they pass by, and not all people will be unforgettable when they come and go.

4. I think that if I fall in love with you, love can last forever; I think, after years of circulation, happiness is like this: I can't say it, but I hide it in my heart; I thought that with you, everything outside can be forgotten, even if life is thin. It is also a spiritual enrichment.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm getting deeper. The oath is still in my ears, but I can't see the Iraqis in front of me. How do you know that I will spend my whole life forgetting you when I turn around and leave? Some people say that whoever lets go of his hand will feel worse than anyone else. Looking back, I found that the original cause and end were torture.

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1, time did not dilute the pain, but sealed the memory. When the small fragments of the past are inadvertently evoked by casual things, those happy or sad memories are always sweet, which always makes me feel the pain in my heart and tears can't be suppressed.

2. We are mottled by time and still try to smile. Some things we know are wrong, but we have to insist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward, just because we are used to it.

One day, I am willing to remove you from the deepest part of my heart and forget it willingly. In the past, I loved your ignorance, from hard work to missing, to impermanence, from fragment to fragment, to memory, to memory, and finally to forget.

4. I just stand in the same place, slowly bear it, and learn not to complain about sadness. Yes, bear it, I will work hard, and I will return to the initial indifference, goodbye, self-righteous youth, goodbye, and imaginary beauty. When the reality tells you that you must face it naked, you can only smile.

You are leaving, leaving alone in my expectation day and night. It was a bleak and gorgeous Tomb-Sweeping Day with a little light rain. I waited for you in the rain as if I had waited for half a century. Pedestrians on the road are melancholy, but I look through the autumn water and my heart is broken.

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1, at night, collect the lost warmth and think about your initial heart quietly. Everything is in sight, as if the story is repeating itself. Meeting you, in two places, facing the screen at night. Everything in the beginning sank into my heart and became infatuation today. Beyond silence, it is warm. In grief, I silently wrote down my initial heart.

2, keep looking, but in the end I can't get rid of the fate of wandering in the same place! Time flies like water, remember and cherish it, and you will be there in every good mood of mine, because you are the best and most beautiful in my life, and we have met the most beautiful.

3. I like a piece of music for a while, and I miss it for a while after listening to it. Sitting for a while, missing the palmprint of another time. What was it like to listen to that song? Did we meet then? Meet or miss? Or, an encounter without an ending?

Man's life is long, and we always wander and repeat between meeting and leaving. As time goes by, some people come and go; Some people stay and leave; However, we should all know how to cherish every encounter and every footprint in life.

The saddest distance in the world is that two people are far away, but they don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

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1, how high a pair of wings can fly, how far a heart can go, and how painful a lovesickness can be, only the lonely moonlight knows. If I can, let me make a yearning for the future, so that the flying butterfly will no longer turn around in the world of mortals, stop at the quiet fingertips, and tie the dancing silk thread with the elegance of an orchid, and the world will never end.

2, the world is hard to say, and the smoke and willow fall off, which means that you are at a loss, covered with a sea of people, indifferent to the world, and destined to care about it all your life. The deep brand doesn't need to be retained, but it stays in the eyes, stumbling, leaving at arm's length and finally separating.

When I am there, I think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, which is rare. If I have seen the world you have seen and walked the road you have traveled, will I be closer to you? I don't want your concern. I want nothing. I did it for you because I wanted to.

Maybe this is life. I always think of you inadvertently, but I can't see you. Lonely concert rings at the right time, accompanied by that beautiful dream, that beautiful figure, when we are more and more immersed in music, we will find that you are gone.

There are so many friends, but few intimate friends, so many passers-by, but few memories. No one knows my sadness, my loss, my helplessness, my loneliness, my unhappiness, my unhappiness and my love for me.