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Talking about your own bed. Talking about your bed.

1. I don’t want to sleep, but my eyes don’t know it, but they close tightly and enjoy the darkness.

2. Lying on the bed is braised, adding a mat is teppanyaki, getting out of bed Then it was steamed, when I went out I had a barbecue, when I went to the swimming pool I was boiled, when I came back I was fried, and when I got home I had to cook it again!

3. Insomnia is not terrible, the terrible thing is that I am lovelorn.

4. I would rather turn on the air conditioner and cover myself with a quilt than blow a fan.

5. The midsummer sunshine is like being dipped in pepper water. There is no shade on the open street.

6. Someone in our school fell on the playground and was defined as a grade 1 burn by the hospital.

7. Why do you treat me like a pig? Just let me sleep as soon as you see me.

8. Lazy bed is a disease, just let me not be able to afford it!

9. The weather is unbearably hot, even in the shadow of the cactus.

10. In such a hot weather, everyone you can date is a life-and-death friend

11. You, Malegobi Tsio, have insomnia every day

12. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

13. I have been suffering from insomnia for so long, and others thought I couldn’t think about it, but it turned out that I drank too much tea

14. I eloped in spring and autumn, and secretly kissed me with ice cream in summer!

15. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out 6 coins from my pocket: If all six are heads, I will go to class! After thinking about it for a long time, I decided to forget it and don’t take the risk

16. Not beautiful, cute or cute, lazy, and loves to stay in bed. yes! How could you like a girl like me? Gentle, beautiful and generous girls are your favorite.

17. I am just looking for a bed when I am lazy, and I lie down and watch the hairspring grow until it grows on the ground.

18. Those beggars who kneel and write with chalk, and those beggars who lie down and pretend to be sick are all gone.

19. You said, on such a hot day, you shouldn’t dress so conservatively!

20. There are no more porcelain bumpers on the road. It is said that there is a guy who wants to bump porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

21. To the summer where we will eventually die of heat!

22. For a person who wakes up at nine o’clock, I think sleeping in a lazy bed at eleven o’clock is simply a waste of time. Time

23. I used to stay in bed because I was lazy, but now I stay in bed because I am cold. I used to wear long johns because my mother thought I was cold, but now I wear long johns because it is really cold!

24. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late last night.

25. Cherish this kind of girl. She is a bit lazy and likes to stay in bed. She is not well-behaved

26. Unscrupulous complaints about the worst summer in history! Are you greasy, my friend?

27. Like lazy beds does not mean that I am lazy, but that I do not want to face the torture of the new day

28. I am not fat, I just expand and contract with heat.

29. When you meet a stranger on the road, you look at each other and smile, and you become an acquaintance!

30. Why sleep for a long time before you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.

31. A bit lazy and like to stay in bed. Not very obedient and likes to make trouble. He will be quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, but he will be very bold and domineering in front of acquaintances

32. I want to do push-ups today! Let’s lie down today and then push up tomorrow.

33. Sleeping is an art. Please don’t stop me from pursuing art.

34. Being lazy in bed on weekends has almost become a terminal illness for me, and it will never get better. It’s not that there is no medicine, it’s that I don’t want to treat it.

35. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to sleep and take a long nap. If I sleep too much, I eat again and then sleep in.

36. You are sleeping. If you think of it, you will smile!

37. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, and summer takes a nap, and winter is March when you can't wake up.

38. It is said that people who are lazy in bed are very cute.

39. Recently, I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every twelve hours.

40. I am a bit lazy and like to lie down. In fact, he is not very good in bed and likes to be troublesome. He is quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, but he is very unrestrained in front of acquaintances and likes to laugh without any image.

41. The weather is too hot! I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept!

42. Over time, I got used to going to bed late at night and getting used to being lazy in bed during the day.

43. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day, and being lazy in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

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45. Black and then black , it’s beautiful to have you; life is sad, but you’re not tired; it’s twice as difficult, but it doesn’t matter to you; I can sleep peacefully, just because you’re by my side. On Beloved Wife Day, I wish our love will be the most beautiful in our lives.

46. Rainy weather is the best time to sleep in bed listening to music all day long.

47. This mat, you are a spy sent by the electric blanket.

48. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

49. I suffer from insomnia every night. If I fall asleep one night, it will definitely be abnormal, or I will die.

50. I am a good young man! It’s delicious, active, fun, makes me stay in bed, and is so lazy!

51. It’s already one o’clock in the morning, and I’m still copying my homework online in Chinese, but I can no longer see the words on the screen clearly, and my vision is hazy.

52. Mosquitoes don’t bite people, they only bite cold water pipes.

53. Cherish this kind of boy. He is a bit lazy and likes to stay in bed. He is naughty and likes to make trouble. He will be quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, but he will be very unrestrained in front of acquaintances.

54. zgg : Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don’t want to see you today. So, I lost sleep. .

55. Special reminder: Hou Yi could not go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please be prepared to avoid the heat.

56. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while!

57. You can’t sleep for a long time in the morning, and you feel like death at night.

58. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

59. I smiled at the sky with my sword across my face, and then went to sleep after laughing.

60. I need to have a good rest during the day because I need to sleep at night.

61. There is no need to cook hot dry noodles, you can no longer buy raw eggs, you can wear clothes after washing, and there is no need to ignite the car when starting it.

62. Lazy beds are the only way to enjoy the winter vacation. Respect

63. Lazy bed is the most basic respect for weekends

64. There are people who play more than you, go to bed earlier than you, and do better than you in exams.

65. I don’t want to go out, the weather is hot and hot.

66. Lazy Yangyang said: Happiness is having enough food to sleep every day.

67. The person who asks you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-or-death acquaintance, and the conversation must be about life-long matters!

68. It is said that there is a bed that makes many people lazy to death.

69. I know that I’m not good enough, fair enough, pretty enough, I’m lazy, crazy, stupid, stupid, I’m not good, I’m bad, I’m a sleeper and a foodie, so I don’t deserve you, don’t I

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70. If you don’t make up a story, set up the characters, close your eyes and start acting it out in your head when you lie in bed every night, you will definitely suffer from insomnia.

71. It’s so hot, seeing you is more comfortable than wrapping a watermelon and eating it with a ticket!

72. I’m very tired when I got home today, and I’m drowsy. He wandered to the bed, lay on it, and slowly fell asleep.

73. My body will die of heat in Beijing, but my soul will be with you.

74. I saw with my own eyes that the moment the mosquito flew out of the air-conditioned room, its body smoked and fell to the ground, like a jet that had been shot down.

75. Many things are like the weather. It gets hotter or colder. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.

76. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh

77. When I have insomnia, I pick up a physics book and fall asleep in a short while.

78. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, waking up once every 16 hours.

79. It turns out that the person who loves the lazy bed the most is Sister Qianxi Ren. Next time, I will wake up the three of them, okay? OK

80. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal one day, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory, and giving him a small fan to see how long he can survive.

81. If you think too much, you will get old. If you sleep too much, you will die.

82. When you can’t sleep, think about me more and don’t waste time.

83. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

84. Take today’s class and get the same sleep as yesterday.

85. I want to sleep naked tonight! Only Mosquito liked it.

86. I stay in bed every day just because I meet you by chance!