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Appreciation of excerpts of Scream and Hesitation
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Everything must be studied before you can understand it. People have often eaten people since ancient times. I still remember it, but I don’t know it clearly. I looked up the history and found that there was no chronology in this history, and the words "benevolence, righteousness, and morality" were written on each crooked leaf. I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read carefully for half the night, and then I saw the words between the words. There were two words written all over the book, which were "cannibalism"!
There are so many words written in the book, and the tenants said so many things, but they all looked at me with strange eyes and smiles.
I am a human being too, and they want to eat me!
I suddenly felt a strange feeling at this moment. I felt that his dusty back figure suddenly grew taller and grew bigger as he walked. You had to look up to see it. Moreover, he gradually became almost a coercion towards me, even to the point of squeezing out the "little" hidden under the leather robe.
——"A Little Thing"
I opened the history and looked it up. This history has no chronology, and the words "Benevolence, Righteousness and Morality" are written on each crooked leaf. . I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read carefully for half the night, and then I saw the words between the words. There were two words written all over the book, which were "cannibalism"!
——"Diary of a Madman"
In my haziness, a piece of green sand on the seaside spread out in front of me, with a golden full moon hanging in the deep blue sky above. I think: Hope does not matter whether it exists or not. This is just like the road on the earth; in fact, there is no road on the earth, but when more people walk on it, it becomes a road.
——"Hometown"
As soon as Kong Yiji arrived at the shop, all the drinkers looked at him and smiled, and some shouted, "Kong Yiji, you have another smile on your face. New scar!" He didn't answer, but said to the cabinet, "Warm two bowls of wine, and ask for a plate of fennel beans." Then he paid out nine coins. They deliberately shouted loudly, "You must have stolen someone else's thing again!" Kong Yiji opened his eyes wide and said, "How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air..." "What innocence? I saw you steal it the day before yesterday. The books from the He family were hung up and beaten." Kong Yiji blushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out, and argued, "Stealing books cannot be counted as stealing... Stealing books!... The things of scholars can be counted as stealing. What?" followed by a series of difficult words, such as "a gentleman is poor", "he is so", etc., which caused everyone to burst into laughter: the atmosphere inside and outside the store was full of joy.
——"Kong Yiji"
Lao Shuan also looked over there, but only saw a bunch of people's backs; their necks were stretched out very long, like many ducks, covered by Invisible hands pinched it and lifted it upward. After a while of silence, there seemed to be some noise, and then it started to waver again. With a bang, they all moved back; they dispersed until they reached where Lao Chuan was standing, almost squeezing him down.
"Hey! Pay with one hand and deliver with the other!" A man covered in black stood in front of Lao Shuan, his eyes were like two knives, which made Lao Shuan shrink in half. The man had a big hand spread out towards him; the other hand was holding a bright red steamed bun, and the red was still dripping down bit by bit.
——"Medicine"
The idler is not done yet, so he just teases him, so he eventually gets beaten. Ah Q was formally defeated. He was grabbed by his yellow braid and banged on the wall four or five times. Only then did the idlers walk away satisfied and victorious. Ah Q stood for a moment, thinking to himself, "I was finally beaten by my son." Now, the world is really not decent now..." Then he walked away feeling satisfied and victorious.
What Ah Q was thinking in his heart was often spoken out later. Therefore, almost everyone who joked with Ah Q knew that he had this kind of spiritual victory method. When he was braiding his hair, the person would say to him as soon as he did it:
"Ah Q, this is not a son beating me, but a man beating a beast. He said to himself: a man beats a beast!"
Ah Q held the root of his braid with both hands, tilted his head and said:
"Kill the insects, okay? I am an insect - why don't you let me go?"
But even though he was an insect, the idler did not let him go. He still knocked his head five or six times somewhere nearby, and then he walked away satisfied and victorious. He thought that Ah Q had suffered a plague this time. However, in less than ten seconds, Ah Q also walked away satisfied and victorious. He felt that he was the first person who could despise himself. Apart from "contempting himself", the rest was "the first one". ".
Isn't the number one pick also "the first"? "Who do you think you are"!?
——"The True Story of Ah Q"
What are they using to block it?
Then two women walked up,
one of whom I didn’t recognize,
the other
was Mrs. Wei. In the snooping cabin, it was not very clear. She seemed to be tied up and lying on the board of the ship.
"Damn it! But...
" said the fourth uncle.
On this day, the fourth aunt cooked lunch by herself; their son Aniu lit the fire.
After lunch, Mrs. Wei came again.
"Damn it!
" said the fourth uncle.
"What do you mean? Thank you for coming to see us again.
"
The fourth aunt was washing the dishes.
When they met, they said angrily,
"You recommended her yourself
and then joined forces to rob her.
It made a big fuss. What do you think? Are you making fun of our family?"
"Aye, I'm really fooled this time. I came here to ask me to recommend a place, but I found out that she kept it secret from her mother-in-law. I'm sorry, Mr. Fourth, but I'm always in a daze. Be careful, I'm sorry, patron.
Fortunately, my family has always been tolerant and unwilling to argue with villains. This time I will recommend a good one to make amends...
"
"However...
" said the fourth uncle.
So the incident with Mrs. Xianglin came to an end and was soon forgotten.
There was only the fourth aunt, because most of the female workers hired later were either lazy or greedy, or both greedy and lazy, and were unsatisfactory, so
Sister Xianglin was also mentioned. At these times, she often said to herself,
"She doesn't know why she is pretending now?" which means
I hope she will come again. But by the second year of Xinzheng, she was in despair.
The New Year was coming to an end, and Mrs. Wei came to pay her New Year greetings. She was already drunk. She said that she came because she went back to her parents’ home in Weijiashan and stayed for a few days.
Too late. During the question and answer session, they naturally talked about Mrs. Xianglin.
"Her?" Mrs. Wei Ruo said happily,
"She is lucky now. It will be early when her mother-in-law comes to take her back
It was promised to He Laoliu from Hejiaao, so he was carried away in a sedan chair a few days after returning home.
”
"Ah, such a mother-in-law!..." the fourth aunt said in surprise.
“Ah,
My wife!
You are really the wife of a wealthy family.
We are mountain people,
p>
In a small family,
What does this mean?
She has a brother-in-law,
and she has to marry a wife.
If he doesn’t marry her, then how can he have this amount of money as a betrothal gift? His mother-in-law is a smart and capable woman. She has great plans, so she marries her to the mountains. Go. If the money is given to people in this village, there will not be much money; but there are few women who are willing to marry into the mountains.
So she got eighty thousand. /p>
Now the second son’s daughter-in-law has also married.
The gift has cost fifty.
Excluding the wedding expenses, there are still more than ten thousand left. Wow, look, what a good plan this is? ..."
"Sister Xianglin is willing to comply? ..."
"What's wrong with this? - Who is making the fuss? There is always a fuss, just tie it up with a rope, stuff it in the sedan chair, carry it to the husband's house, put on the flower crown, worship, close the door, and that's it. But Mrs. Xianglin is really done. In particular, I heard that it was very troublesome at that time. Everyone also said that it was probably because I worked in a scholar's family that I was different.
Madam, we have seen a lot: looking back
People get married,
There are also people who cry,
There are also people who say they want to live and die,
Some carry it to the husband's house and make a fuss, and some even smash the flowers and candles
.
Sister Xianglin was unusual.
They said she just howled and scolded the whole way.
They carried her to Hejiaao.
My throat has become completely mute.
After pulling out the sedan chair, the two men and her brother-in-law tried their best to hold her down, but they still couldn't get enough of her. They accidentally let go,
Ah,
Amitabha,
she bumped into the corner of the incense table,
I hit a big hole in my head,
The blood was flowing out,
I used two handfuls of incense ash,
Wrapping it with two pieces of red cloth still couldn't stop the bleeding. . Even after they locked her up with the man in the new house, she still scolded her, ah, ah,
This is really...
" She shook her head, lowered her eyes, and said no more.
"What happened next? "The fourth maid also asked.
"I heard that he didn't get up the next day.
" She raised her eyes and said.
"What happened next? "
"Later? ——Get up. She gave birth to a child by the end of the year, a boy who will be two years old in the new year. I was here at my mother's house for a few days
Some people went to Hejia'ao and came back and said they saw the two of them.
The mother is also fat,
The son is also fat;
There is no mother-in-law above,
What the man has is strength and he knows how to work; the house belongs to his own family. ——Alas, she is really lucky.
”
From then on, the fourth aunt no longer mentioned Mrs. Xianglin.
But one autumn,
about It was two New Years after receiving the news of Mrs. Xianglin's good fortune, and she was standing in front of her fourth uncle's house again.
There is a water chestnut-style round basket on the table,
a small blanket under the eaves
She still has a white tie on her head,
Wu<. /p>
Skirt,
blue jacket,
moon white vest,
face green and yellow,
just two The color has disappeared from her cheeks,
there are tears in her eyes,
and her eyes are not as energetic as before. And she is still Mrs. Wei. The leader showed compassion and said to the fourth aunt in a coquettish voice:
"...This is really called 'the sky is unpredictable'
Her man is a solid person. , who knew that he would die from typhoid fever at such a young age? He was already well, but after eating a bowl of cold rice, he relapsed. Fortunately, she has a son; she can do everything, collect firewood, pick tea, and raise silkworms.
She can still keep watch.
Who knows what the child will do? Will it be eaten by a wolf? Spring is almost over,
A wolf appears in the village.
Who would have expected? Now she was left naked.
The uncle came to take over the house,
and chased her away.
She was really desperate,
had no choice but to come to ask for help
Master. Fortunately, she no longer has any worries, and my wife's family happened to be changing, so I brought her here. ——
I think it is much better to be familiar with things than to be a novice...
”
“I’m so stupid,
Really,
”
Sister-in-law Xianglin raised her head She came with dull eyes,
and continued
“I only know that when it snows, wild animals have no food in the mountains.
p>Will come to the village;
I didn’t know there would be one in spring.
I opened the door as soon as I got up early in the morning,
took a small basket
filled it with a basket of beans, and asked our Amao to sit on the threshold and peel the beans. . He was very obedient and listened to my every word; he went out.
I was chopping firewood and digging out rice behind the house. I put the rice into the pot and wanted to steam the beans. My name was Amao, but there was no response. I went out to look and saw that the beans had been scattered all over the place, and our Amao was gone. He didn't go to other houses to play. He asked everywhere, and sure enough, there was no such thing. I'm in a hurry. I'm going out to look for him.
Until the second half of the day, I searched around and found him in the col. I saw one of his little shoes hanging on the stick. Everyone said, too bad,
I was afraid that I had been killed by a wolf.
Go in again;
He is indeed lying in the grass nest,
all the five internal organs in his stomach have been eaten,
He was still holding the small basket tightly in his hand
. ..." She continued to sob, unable to form a sentence.
The fourth aunt hesitated at first,
until she finished hearing her own words,
The circles under her eyes were a little red.
She thought for a moment, and then she took the round basket and
bedding to the lower room. He let out a sigh of relief as if a heavy burden had been lifted on his shoulders; Mrs. Xianglin looked more relaxed than when she first arrived.
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