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Classic QQ says: Life is not a TV series, no matter how you go, you can't meet the right person.

1. Thank you for hating me. I'm afraid you'll hurt yourself if you like me.

I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

What I want is not your momentary tenderness, but your lifelong waiting.

Don't trust others too much, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

5. Learning is my first room, and my mobile phone is my concubine. I often think of concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my first room when I am with concubines.

6. Some people say that I am ugly. I'm sad and feel sorry for her. I went blind at a young age.

7. It is better to be a passer-by with dreams than to be a passer-by who does not return.

8. When you really care about someone, as long as he is a little cold to you, your heart seems to be bleeding.

9. If you can't be the master of your thoughts, you will be the slave of your emotions.

10. One thing you hesitate to do is to start at once. If you hesitate to buy something, that's what you should buy.

1 1. Life is not a TV series, and it is impossible to meet the right person wherever you go.

12. Everyone's heart is not strong, and no one is willing to accept those unexpected pains.

13. People who leave me are passers-by, no matter how much they care.

14. Most people have only done three things in their life: deceiving themselves, deceiving others and being deceived.

15. A China student asked Kobe: What is the secret of your success? Kobe said: Do you know what the city is like at four in the morning? Student: Yes, I was still doing my homework. Why? Kobe: No, nothing.

16. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence. Complete works of classical mood phrases

17. Never trust people who often talk about losing weight, because they are really just talking.

18. Long, long ago, happiness cost nothing.

19. Waiting for someone is to gamble with time and lose.

20. The son asked his father what it was like to get married, and his father said that he just deleted all the music in your mobile phone, leaving only the favorite one, and then went on endlessly.

2 1. Dogs kiss or lick when they see dogs, and people cheat or cheat.

22. I just want to push you against the wall and kiss you hard. Who knows I will bump you into a concussion.

23. Don't choose comfort at the age of struggle. /calculate/

24. If people like me suddenly become gentle, there must be a conspiracy.

25. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I still have to work hard to make money; I can eat by my face, but I still have to make money hard! This is the gap between me and Mingming!

26. The earth is round, but the road is straight. Don't expect to see each other when you leave.

27. Why are you worried that your mobile phone will automatically turn off when it is out of power? It sounds as if someone will look for you and find you.

28. When your hair grows to your waist, I will click a knife.

29. Many people say that they are too busy, but in fact they are just procrastinating.

If one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, please be sure to know that I am either abducted or my mother is with me. Classic TV drama lines

1. Tucao is used to count money, not to reason. Hu Yifei

2, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open. Ziqiao Lv

You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot. Sekitani Kamiki

4. Do you choose a poor man who loves you but has no money, or a bastard who doesn't love you but has money? We are always choosing, measuring different indicators, choosing the rich, choosing the height of 1.8 meters, choosing the bust, choosing the education, choosing the attack direction and choosing the escape route. Because the world is not perfect, we can only choose the choice that suits us best, which has become a magic weapon for us to live. We can't choose because we have long forgotten that we don't have to choose when we really want it in our hearts.

5. Love is like this. You stab me, I stab you, you stab me again, I stab you again, and then count each other's wounds. Almost.

6. I met different people because I like you. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

7. Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have ... Ceng Xiaoxian.

8. Beauty is God's best gift to women. No, it is the most powerful weapon to punish men. Men wander in the shock of women's beauty and the joy brought by talented women who can talk and laugh. The only thing women remember is that rich people who used to treat you badly treated you like this with money.

9. Love without reason is love. Is love totally unreasonable? When we ask the people we love, why do you like me? She replied that liking you means liking you. Should we really believe this sentence when there is no reason ... If so? So how did love end?

10, you talk to them until midnight every day, how can they have time to create human beings? Xiaoxian Zeng

1 1, when you don't talk, it's a dream. What you say is a dream! Wang Xiaojian

12, your head and ass are upside down again. Hu Yifei

I know he is there, but I don't know how to walk up to him and let him see me. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

14, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet. Hu Yifei

15. There is no love for no reason in this world. Besides wealth and status, beauty and talent, there may be something else. They want a similar comfort, to satisfy vanity, to escape from the past, and to vent some feelings. These are all in the name of love. Some are drifting away, and some are really in love with you. There are reasons that are not terrible. What is terrible is not to admit these reasons, but to attribute them to the mystery of fate.

16, Usana said something that I always thought was extremely mean but extremely accurate: the dirtiest thing in the world is self-esteem. At this moment, I suddenly realized that even if I am dirty, I need this self-esteem to accompany me for the rest of my life. Huang Xiaoxian

17, the most important thing to come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you are like you, your mood at work is heavier than when you went to the grave. Liu Yiyang

18, I grew up, from top to bottom, I just lacked such a gene. Huang Xiaoxian

19, everyone will know a few useless and enthusiastic people more or less. This enthusiasm comes from self-confidence. This strong sense of faith also makes them never realize that others are bored and afraid of themselves.

20. As a taxpayer in China, I may have to undertake many strange social obligations, but I know very well that these obligations definitely do not include entertaining you passers-by with my sadness. Huang Xiaoxian

2 1, all experiences, as long as we treat them sincerely, will become the best time of our lives. Remember to cherish your present time, because only if you cherish them and work hard for them can they become your most beautiful time. A string of the best times is a happy life. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

22. I will definitely be cut into potato chips. -Zhang Wei

23, death is not terrible, sitting still. Ziqiao Lv

24, so this is true love, no speculation, no taboos, no words, it is stable, happy and calm. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

25. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision. Xiaoxian Zeng

What are you thinking? What are you thinking? What am I thinking? What am I thinking? What am I thinking?

Since the first day we opened our eyes to see the world, we have only seen two kinds of people, men and women. They belong to two different camps, and in order to completely subdue each other, everyone pinches each other to death. According to a distant legend, there is something called love. Can completely end this war. So everyone rushed to find and fantasize. It was only when I found my head broken that I found out that this feeling was also concocted by others in the study, so everyone was more desperate and more painful. Pinch each other to death. In fact, men and women are never familiar.

28. I know there are still many excellent young people in the market. There must be a person who is humorous but not artificial, gentle but not salty or wet, and has an unsightly appearance, but can hit my heart with a casual smile. There are so many deformed people active in the vast sea of people, can't such people exist? Huang Xiaoxian

29. The same is true of love at first sight. The first time I saw a person, I had a deep affection. What else can it be because of besides looks and temperament? We will not fall in love with a beautiful pig at first sight. We deliberately ignore these because we want to be noble.

30. Love is like this. You stab me, I stab you, you stab me again, I stab you again, and then count each other's wounds.

3 1, unrequited love is so gorgeous that I have to look up at a 45-degree angle. I'm afraid this miss can't be found in the sea of people. If I don't meet him all the time, I can always regard him as a dream. He is an imaginary person in my dream. But now I really see him. He's even better than I thought. How can I go on with my life as if nothing had happened? -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

32. I am glad that I fell in love with him, because the person I love is him, so I try to make myself better, try to be a kind person, try to love every day of my life, and try to face setbacks with a positive attitude; Because of him, I changed from an inferior person to a confident person; Because of him, I understand the feeling of chasing dreams; I feel more beautiful because of him. There are many kinds of love in this world, some are romantic, some are lingering, some are suffering, and some are flowing, but I believe that there is no better love than I get. My love makes me love life and myself more. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time" Su Man said

33. If I can laugh 10,000 times in the future, I will give you all 9,999 times. I will only keep it once. I want to spend that time laughing with you. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

34. Do you think your mother is everywhere? Everyone should get used to you! Liu Yiyang

35, what a lucky woman, I had no idea that she missed a person who loved her so much; What an unfortunate woman, she will never know that someone in this world once loved her so much. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

36. Every woman is like a gem waiting to be honed. The man she loves is a craftsman. Whether a woman is elegant or vulgar depends on who she falls in love with. This sentence may be absolutely true, but women are really influenced by the people they love.

37. Not everyone loved someone so much when they were young.

Because of him, no matter how vivid a person's life is, it becomes difficult to score;

Because of him, a little encouragement also makes the hard days vivid.

Because I am loved, I feel very expensive;

Because it is full of hope, the pace of walking is full of strength;

Be kind to everyone, because your heart is gentle;

Because he is the woman he loves, he can't do anything that makes him lose face;

Because I love him, I love the world even more. Although there may be various changes in this person in the end, although the end of the story may not have a fairy tale ending,

But at that moment, I was proud, the most beautiful and elegant. That time was the most precious and beautiful time in my life. -Tonghua "The Most Beautiful Time"

TV series "Residence"

1, talk to my woman politely ... not so loudly!

There are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them.

3. A person's greatness doesn't mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved, nor does it mean that you know how to give up in the face of temptation.

4. Finally, when Song knew that he was arrested, he said: If the multiple-choice question is wrong, it will be zero!

5. When Song first saw seaweed at the dinner party, he said: unmarried at the age of 25, the future is boundless!

6, the relationship, you have to move often. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain.

7. Seaweed asked Song about his first reaction to seeing snails. Song said: He is so small, so weak and so slow. In this world, he walks at his own pace. Anyone who has no intention of taking a step will crush him. I am very reluctant. (in fact, it implies seaweed)

8. Song knows that he once told his wife, "If time can go back, I will take you to another life without too much money. I will go to the food market every day to haggle over every ounce, and I will be flushed with people because of publishing papers to evaluate my professional titles, and I will also worry that my daughter will not be admitted to a good school. Maybe this is a happy life, which I didn't realize before. "

9. Song vs Seaweed: Meeting now is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks that family ties are important. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay off your debts with money, while emotional debts may make you feel guilty to death.

10, at any time, it is impossible to maximize profits. When you pursue the highest profit, you actually stand in your way. I think it is ok to make a reasonable profit!

1 1. People are generous because they have more than they give.

12, people's ideas are too easy to get.

13, a person's greatness lies not in how much you have contributed to society, but in how much you have achieved, and when faced with temptation, you know how to give up.

14, Song Dui seaweed: Behind the original glamour, there are rags. An international metropolis is like a stage. Everyone focuses on the place where the spotlight shines, and the audience sees splendor. Who will pay attention to the corner where the light can't shine, even if there is dust or even dead mice in it?

15, if time can go back, I will take you to another life without too much money. I will go to the market every day to haggle over every ounce, I will be flushed with others in order to write and evaluate my professional title, and I will worry that my daughter will not be admitted to a good school. Perhaps, this is a happy life that I didn't realize before. Song Siming

16, relationship, you have to move a lot. The more you move, the more you participate. The deeper you sink, the worse you rot in the pot. We should always be able to tell you from me. It takes time to settle accounts every time, and it is important to owe them often. Don't worry if you owe more. He will do one thing for you or ten things for you. At the end of the day, he saw you and his head ached, so you won. You must get wind and rain. Song Siming

17, it is true that money makes the mare go. Forty thousand is still "my mother" and sixty thousand is still "my mother"! It's a good thing you got the money back, otherwise you would have been # #! -threitol

18 What is happiness? Happiness is shredded pork on the head of chopsticks. -Beckham

19, today's society is too realistic and cruel, and no one thinks family is important anymore. But I tell you, any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion. Song Siming

20. People are generous because they have more than they give. People's greed lies in being too easy to get. Song Siming

2 1. When a woman lives to my age, she should have understood that men are all the same. You need stepping stones when you are young, boosters when you are middle-aged, and crutches when you are old. I deserve to be my stepping stone. Songtai

22. The world is full of mines, especially in peacetime. Su Chun

There are many women in the world who think they are willing cows, such as you and me. Men are crazy. I put him in a decent place. When other women saw him, he was personable and warm, and immediately became hot. Unexpectedly, there is an overworked woman behind him. -Mrs. Song

24. A person's greatness doesn't mean how much you have contributed to the society and how much you have achieved, nor does it mean that you know how to give up in the face of temptation. Song Siming

25. There are many paths to the spirit, and material is one of them. Song Siming

26. If my life is like a video, I must find the video of my 22-year-old and replay it. At that time, I will choose to go back to my hometown with my lover and buy a small house to live with my children and parents. Maybe that kind of life is what I want, as simple as slow motion in the movie.

27. Don't say that uncooked rice is cooked. Now you cook raw rice into popcorn, and people run away if they want to. -Lao Li

28. literature Literature is coriander on fish. It looks good with fish and coriander. Can I eat a plate of coriander without fish? -"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping to Guo Haizao

29. You think I want to be a bitch. What woman doesn't want to be elegant and sit beautifully? What kind of man determines your destiny, and what kind of man you marry is your life. Even though I am a bitch, I was trained by Su Chun. -"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping

30. It's another dollar, but life is made up of many dollars. A dollar can bring you happiness or sadness. A dollar is small, but a dollar hides energy. I wonder if this dollar today will be a dollar in the future. -"Dwelling House" narrative

3 1, what is love? Do you know what love is? Love is a trick for men to cheat women. If I give you my heart, you will have me forever. He has nothing there, so what's the use of all the sweet talk? What's the use of saying this? If you are really capable and men love women, don't say anything yet. Send a stack of money first to make this woman feel safe, and then send the house. At least after you fuck this woman, although your heart is gone, your body has landed. That's a man. That's what men do. Why else would you get married? If you still don't have enough to eat, why marry a wife? That daughter-in-law suffers with you? Suffering is called love? Then I'd rather not have this kind of love-"Dwelling House" Guo Haiping complained to Guo Haizao about marriage.

32. Was my initial decision correct? If I hadn't longed for the illusory beauty of this metropolis and the fragile embrace of my lover, I would have resolutely returned to my small town. At least now I'm the deputy director. People leave their homes, as the saying goes, it is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. Slide, slide. -"Dwelling House" Su Chun

33. A teenage girl, who has followed me to the present, has a bad temper, but it is not her fault, but the pressure of life. If she goes out with a car and goes home with a servant, will she give me a hard time? In this big city full of material comforts, she is willing to follow me. As a person with nothing, I should thank her, tolerate her, love her and make her happy. -"Dwelling House" Lao Chen

34. Can you play Go? There is a saying in Go that you should be the first. For the first place, I'd rather give up some small gains and losses. What matters is the overall situation. -Song Siming House.

35. Hum, what a little woman. When this woman is over 30, you will know that a few words can't fool you. Everything in front of you will become the most important thing. This woman, once she has a child, is not a woman. First, she is a mother. Second, she is a female wolf. Look at that woman's obedient and obedient. She hasn't grown up. She still needs worship and spiritual support. But once she grew up, she had many ideas. She can say whatever she wants. There is no room for you to object. -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham

36. Which girl doesn't want Barbie? Which girl doesn't want to have a lipstick? What woman doesn't want a house and a man? -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham

37. What about this man's possession? Think of it as a battlefield. Once possessed, you get it. But before long, it will retreat. The possession of women is the invasion of bacteria, the expansion of spider webs and the expansion of marshmallows. It takes years and years, bit by bit, until you are completely occupied, so that you can't escape the fate of being swallowed up. If you have seen the rust on copper, you will know what I mean. Men are copper and women are rust. Finally, rust will cover all the colors of copper and lose all its positions. -"Dwelling House" Su Chunzhi Beckham

The reason why people are generous is that they have more than they spend. People take generosity as a compliment, but not everyone can do it, especially those who are irrelevant. There is nothing wrong with you and Beckham. What is wrong is your experience, and your life experience has not made you see through this. —— Song Siming to Guo Haizao

39. Seaweed actually wants to add: I feel ashamed. But she couldn't say this sentence. Why is she ashamed? She knows that. A few months ago, I stood here pure and lofty, righteously asking people to pay back the money. But a few days later, he climbed up with his head down and hugged his leg. Man, since you have to put down your posture sooner or later, why not make a pug posture earlier? -Guo Haizao, the narrator of Dwelling House, borrowed money from Fan Siming.

40, after it was glamorous, it was in rags. An international metropolis is a stage, where all the focus will be gathered in the spotlight. What the audience can see is just a magnificent side. But who will pay attention to this glamorous place, even if there is dust or even dead mice? Song Siming

4 1, just like the Titanic, the ship sank, you can rebuild it, you can copy it, and the story can be circulated. But what about the dead? I have already fed the fish and shrimp in the sea. -Fan Siming metaphor uncompleted residential flats can be reborn, but the new owner is often not the original one.

Funny classic quotations from TV series

There are only two things I hate most. One is to touch my money, the other is to touch my body. The following are the funny classic quotations about TV series collected by Bian Xiao. Welcome to reading. 1, Ruoxi: I know everyone's ending, but I don't know my own ending. Walking on thin ice.

2, Hua Fei Niangniang: Bitch is melodramatic. The queen in the palace

3. Murong Haiyun: Is it my fault that I am rich and handsome? Meteor shower

Ceng Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. Ipartment.

5. Evergreen: Brother Jing, I am white tofu. chinese paladin 3

6. Zhang Wei: A prospective lawyer is also a lawyer. Ipartment.

Zhen Xuan: I am a heartless woman. The queen in the palace

8. Chu: You are a pig, which can be extended to porcupine, flower pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian roast suckling pig and pig. You are a desperate and lonely animal, a stupid pig who will never fly in the blue sky ... "meteor shower"

9. Lv Xiaobu: I don't have to rehearse my life. It is broadcast live every day. Ipartment.

Di Renjie: What do you think, Fiona Fang? Detective D. Renjie

1 1,: Zi once said: Wulin legend

12, Jigong: Don't be a holy monk. If a holy monk calls me, people will have pressure. Living Buddha who helps the public.

13, Qingchuan: You should eat well, sleep well and take good care of yourself. palace

14, Hu Yifei: Say something unhappy and make us happy. Ipartment.

15, Lin Yueru: We should eat, drink and be merry until we are old ... I am so old.

16, Wanwan: My name is Xu Ziling's woman. Datang Shuanglong Chuanqi

17, Qingning: Only love can trap me in this world. Beauty's calculation

18, Sister Rong: I stabbed you to death! Princess Zhu Huan

19, young monk Biqing: Uncle Daoji! Uncle Kensi! Worldly Buddha's heart

20. I don't understand: God is arrogant. I can't understand the teacher's most fluent retort ~ "smart and ignorant"

2 1, Bai Zhantang: sunflower point hand ~ Wulin legend

22. Liu Ying: Sister, no one will threaten you again. That's great. Beauty's calculation

23. Murong Sishao: It's so late to see you. It's too late to say I love you

24. Tuoba Yuer: Eighty years is a lifetime, and eighteen years is a lifetime, as long as I love you seriously. xuanyuan sword

25. Xu Sanduo: Never give up. Soldier assault

Sekitani Kamiki: I'm going to cut open my stomach. iPartment Season 2

27. Liu Sanhao: Say good words with kindness and do good deeds with kindness. Gong Xinji

28. Xue Jian: This is Miss Tang Jiada. chinese paladin 3

29, lascivious girl: always smile, lascivious nature comes. Looking for gods

30. Mo Xueyuan: Beauty, why do you bother? Since you chose to replace the king, how do you know I won't choose you? Gong Xinji

3 1, Xia Zi: Unfortunately, I guessed the beginning but not the end. A Chinese Odyssey II

32. Liu Yuee: When I am happy, you should be happy with me; When I am unhappy, you should make me happy; Always thought I was the most beautiful; You want to see me in your dream; I'm the only one in your heart. The lion roared.

33. Yongzheng: Rudder ~ Queen in the Palace.

Li Xiaoyao: I love you, Li Xiaoyao. Zhao Linger, no matter what you become, you are still my light. China paladin

Tang Youyou: I know more than a dozen different ways to die. Ipartment.

Funny classic quotations from TV series

1. It is said that when the heart is dishonest, heartache will give the answer.

If you are the sun, I don't want to see the dawn again.

3. comb your hair neatly before chasing.

The sun will rise and I will come to your side! Next time I wash my hair!

I hate two things the most. One is to touch my money, the other is to touch my body.

6. Go away, Sun. (The most classic lines, gestures+expressions)

7. What an expensive fountain this is. How can there be a ghost?

8. The scope I allow you to contact is only the emergency rations when you are about to faint.

9. I'm not interested in being a bear doll to put you to sleep.

10. The flowers that touched my money were reduced. What should I do if I touch my wrist?

1 1. Don't compare yourself with the past, look forward to your future self and cherish your present self.

12. Is the shelter a hotel?

13. She said she would stay with you until you found a suitable grave.

14. You touch me, seduce me and sleep with me! You think I'll follow you!

15. I am not a sweetheart, and you are not a prince charming. It doesn't matter if you miss it.