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If a married woman flirts with a married man.

If a married woman flirts with a married man.

If a married woman coquettes a married man, almost all men like a woman who can coquetry. In the world of love, you can often see girls coquetry, while girls who coquetry outside are generally lucky. The following is a detailed introduction to the coquetry of married women to married men.

If a married woman coquettes a married man, 1 1, no, no, I want it.

2. I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

You come to my house, you sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or you sleep on the sofa.

4. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

6, a meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; A spray splashed on the rock, and I missed my blessing; Once told a story, I missed it; I only go once in my life, and I can't miss you!

7, too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

8. I don't care about you. What a nuisance.

9. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.

10, you are so annoying!

1 1. When you are angry, I will let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

12, "You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls! "

13, everything is so incredible. If it weren't for the sweet and sour taste, I don't think I would have found that you have quietly injected a sweet taste into my heart, which is a touching feeling.

14, because of you, the air becomes sweet. Thank you for being so persistent with me. I want to say a very popular word, but I haven't said it yet, that is, I love you.

15, people just want you to care more!

16, "oh, you are good or bad, hum! -""hate! ——"

17, people don't want it! Hmm! -""I'm not! ——

18, people are unhappy!

19, you are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

20. I didn't!

2 1, you know, missing someone is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice.

22. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.

23, don't do this!

24. People must be injured to be silent and focused. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is good for growth.

25. I never thought that the sweet memories of these three years were so painful at this moment. I had a serious love, so sad. If so, then I will never fall in love again, never again.

If a married woman coquettes a married man, 2 1. You know my depth, and I know your length.

I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

3. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.

I am a practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

I can't say anything good about you, but I want to meet you.

6. I am a very practical person, and I only believe that love grows with time.

7. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

8. You hate being liked, so you can't get tired of watching it today.

9. Chat with a female classmate and ask, What are you doing? A:

10 Once upon a time, there was a man named Tintin who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

1 1. What I miss is not swearing. I miss shaking together.

12, after the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out and scolded:

13 question: what is a man's tongue used for? Answer: teasing.

14 but the water in Cangshan is not as good as your eyebrows in this spring and autumn.

15, I only have one request for my girlfriend-it must be you.

16, today's weather is good, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

17, let's cooperate. "With what?" The rest of my life.

18, I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's really fuck you.

19, my fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.

20. Don't talk to me all the time, uh-huh, uh-oh, don't talk to me?

2 1, I want to go over the mountains and seas to see you, act like a spoiled brat in your arms and tell you how much I like you.

22. I am willing to make you a cow, a horse and a sheep. Don't take more, just give it to me.

23. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

24, a few beers, two lines of nonsense, you listen carefully, every word is I miss you.

25, one day, everyone around to chat, talk about everyone's interest, a man said:

26. I like your shyness and your concentration.

27. I came across Qian Shan to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear!

28. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it is not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

29. The ship in your heart will cross the rivers and lakes with you and sail to the sky even if the wind and rain are intertwined.

30. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.

3 1, the so-called growth is to hear the word "choppy" and never think about the sea again.

You'd better smell it. You look best when you smile. I just want to spend my life with you.

There is a deep night in your eyes, and the full moon hangs in my heart, which makes me miss day and night unforgettable.

34. I miss you most in foggy mornings, sleepy afternoons and the night when the moon rises.

35. I have seen you, and I remember you. This city is naturally suitable for falling in love, and you are naturally suitable for my soul.

36. The best evaluation of a woman is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. Tell me about the whole book in the latest space.

If a married woman coquettes a married man, 3 1, "please husband" and "I don't want it".

2. Please, she is a girl!

You are the brightest star in the sky.

When we are together, I am responsible for being cute and you are responsible for pampering me.

5. I haven't talked to you for a day, and I feel wrong!

6. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.

7. I want to live in one place, and that is your heart.

8. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

9. As long as I have you in my dream, it is a dream that I can't bear to wake up.

10, if you want it from others, you will ignore it if you don't give it to others.

1 1. I can't give you the whole world, but my whole world can.

12, I'm a little sweet and cute, and I like you very much.

13, with you, I want nothing, no matter how wild my heart is, I know how to refuse.

14, as long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

15, since my choice is you, I decided to go with you all my life.

16, my two favorite words are eating, two words are sleeping and three words are your name.

17. Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness.

18. Home is where you are. If you decide to travel around the world, I will accompany you through thick and thin!

19, there is a kind of concern called wandering under the moon, a kind of acacia called autumn water acacia, and a name I love you for a long time.

20. Can I be your little princess, the kind where you don't want to scold me when I make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug?

2 1. If you are still afraid of getting married, I will wait for you. Until one day you said to me: honey, let's get married!

22. I want to be a child who can sprinkle sugar all the way, so that you can be sweet with me.

23. If you persist in lying to me, please lie to me all your life. Until the last day of my life, I thought I was your only lover.

24. It is rare to have a bosom lover in life. Whether now or in the distant future, we are all guarding each other's love today.

25, husband, I am tired, you go to cook! No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.