Funny copywriting for Valentine's Day

1 "Don't be afraid of single friends, Valentine's Day is only one day, and being single is every day."

"Don't ask me how to spend Valentine's Day. I'm an adult and don't care about little people."

3 "Determined to be a maverick in this paired world"

4 "There is nothing to show off. I was single on Valentine's Day the year before last. I am still single this Valentine's Day. "

5 "Today's avatar doesn't feel like 99."

6 "Tomorrow on Valentine's Day, I will count my fingers. Wow, it really has nothing to do with me. "

7 "You broke up with her. Give you 0.52 on Valentine's Day. "

Please drag me to your parents' group immediately when you see this circle of friends. Thank you.

9 "Mother's single flower still blooms alone in the new era"

10 "Why did you suddenly start chatting with me? Are you going to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift? "

1 1 "Valentine's Day is not limited to boys and girls"

12 "What is the call record of your program for? Are you chanting? Goodbye. "

13 "Nobody held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket."

14 "People ask me how I spend Valentine's Day ... Boy, just skip it."

15 "I vaguely remember that you didn't show it to this person last year."

16 "I decided to play Lianliankan all day today. A pair is a pair. "

17 "Valentine's Day statement: it's not that you don't fall in love, it's that no one wants it."

18 "I heard that today is Valentine's Day in the West. Fortunately, I am a northerner, so I will not get involved. "

19 "No gifts this year, only boyfriends"

Do you need a light bulb? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not. Mainly to see love at close range.

2 1 "Boys who have a good impression on you should be deleted quickly, but not emotionally."

22 "Challenge Singles 100 Day, Today is Day 25432"

I wish you all love, I have money.

24 "I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I have half a year left."