The wonderful dialogue that was cut from the TV series "Luoguxiang"

1. A set of shots outside

Shu Han is painting; Shu Heng is playing a movie;

Cheng Xuan and Zhenye are sitting in the escort car from Passed in front of the camera.

Dayu is frying dried fruits.

Siyi, Sihui, Yanxia, ??and Yiling came jumping up and down, running, and in the process of running, they turned into graceful girls.

Sicong, Side, Kuai Xiaojun, Liu Youcai, Chen Jincheng and other teenagers playing in Luogu Lane became young adults.

2. Liu’s House in Black Sesame Hutong. In the daytime

Mr. Liu and Mrs. Liu sat drinking tea while listening to Liu Youcai’s phone call with Siyi.

Liu Youcai: "Siyi, my loyalty to you has been proven by the passing of time. How long do you want me to wait?...Is eighteen years old still too young?...Our family has no objection! "

Mr. Liu and his wife nodded desperately at the side.

Liu Youcai glanced at his grandparents: "Our family really likes you. We wish you could be our granddaughter-in-law and marry you home tomorrow! ... Siyi, you have to work hard to convince you. Parents, our old Liu family has the door open and is waiting to welcome you in. Happy days are just around the corner!"

He put down the phone and looked at his grandparents with a smile: "How are you doing?"

Liu Caipo laughed: "My grandson can do it! Even a dead person can be made alive!"

3. Liu Jia Ri of Black Sesame Alley (partially cropped)

A close-up of a baby's face, with a dark wrinkled face and a pair of small eyes.

Liu Youcai leaned down to look at him.

Liu Youcai praised: "What a rare and outstanding person in the world!"

Siyi: "Angels are in the world!" ”

Liu Youcai: He looks like a rich man! Hey, what should I name this rich son of mine? All the wealth and treasures have been taken care of by our brothers and sisters....

He slid on the ground: "Your name is Liu Caibao? Liu Baocai? "

Siyi sneered: "Why can't you get rid of your wealth? You might as well just call him Liu You'er! "

Liu Youcai: "Liu You'er? What kind of name is this? "

Siyi: "You are so rich! "

Liu Youcai smiled and said: Madam, don't joke...Hey! Why don't you call me Liu Jiafu!"

Siyi: "Liu Jiafu?"

Liu Youcai: " Yes, if you think our family is full of treasures and wealth, then the descendants will definitely be rich! Yes, let’s call him Liu Jiafu!”

Siyi said mockingly, “You call his family rich. Is your family rich? You might as well call him Liu Jinshan!" Liu Youcai: "Oh! This is a better name than Liu Jinshan!"

Siyi: "Don't be angry with me! If he has no money, it's useless to call him anything."

Liu Youcai: "So we have to save money for him! We have to let him do this From one life to the next, I will have no worries about food and clothing.

”

Siyi: “It’s best to really leave him a golden mountain!”

Liu Youcai: Siyi, we can’t guard the golden mountain and let others take advantage of it, right?

Siyi: What do you mean?

Liu Youcai: Your natal family! Isn’t that Jinshan?

Siyi pondered...

Siyi: You have money, but you still want to take advantage of my natal family?

Liu Youcai said: What should I fight? Am I not here for our son? When a person has no children, he only thinks about himself. Once he has a child, he has to think about his son!

Siyi: To be honest, my parents gave me a lot of dowry, and my parents did not treat me badly!

Liu Youcai: There are so many antiques and treasures in your home, but we haven’t mentioned that the national treasure buried underground shouldn’t be yours?

Siyi: Didn’t you say that the Japanese and the Cheng family took it away?

Liu Youcai: That’s a lie! I'm blocking your mouth because I'm afraid you'll go back and find trouble for them! Think about it, who would give all this treasure if not you? Side definitely has no share, he is not the blood of your Xin family! As for Brother Sicong, he has gone to the battlefield. In battle, he can...I won't say it anymore, but you also understand! What about Si Hui? Apart from studying, he also studies. Can he keep the family's treasure? Counting from the left to the right, that’s you!

Siyi: Well, that’s what happened! If you have money, I would have thought you would be stingy and settle accounts, but it turns out you are also able to settle accounts! What do you think we should do?

Liu Youcai: We can’t rob it, right? I think we should go home more often in the future. Every time we leave home, our hands should not be empty. We should take one thing at a time, and gather less to make more, right? Besides, if your father and mother don’t give it to you, who will give it to you?

Siyi suddenly pointed at the baby and said happily: Look at Jinshan’s smile. When he heard that grandma and grandpa’s family has treasures, everyone understood him and was very happy.

Liu Youcai: What’s the use of Guangle? There must be a plan and steps for this matter, otherwise we won’t be able to get it all. Why are you staring at me? Am I not here for our son?

Siyi: The gunpowder in the gourd really didn’t realize that you are so powerful. You should talk about it, talk about your plan and your steps. Say it!

Liu Youcai and Siyi whispered.

4. Yu'er Hutong Xinfu Japanese Foreign Language

Liu Youcai muttered: Your father gave his grandson such a broken painting when he first met him. My dad was so picky that he even hung a small silver lock around his neck!

Siyi whispered: What do you know? Isn’t your father’s silver lock worth two oceans? Do you know how much my dad's painting is worth?

Liu Youcai: How much?

Siyi: It’s worth less!

She stretched out a slap.

Liu Youcai: "Five yuan?"

Siyi: "Fifty yuan!"

Liu Youcai's eyes widened: Really?

Siyi: "Otherwise, people would say you are uneducated and incompetent. My father is Xin Shuhan, a ghost artist! He is famous in the painting world! Just now, I saw a few seals on my father's table. I took them easily. I picked one up and put it in Jinshan’s little hand. It belongs to Tian Huangshi. Look at how tightly he grasps this little thing!

Liu Youcai: Isn’t it just a piece of stone? ?

Siyi: What do you know about this piece of Tianhuang? Don’t worry about it if you don’t have three thousand yuan! He has the name of my father!

Liu Youcai’s eyes were bright: I am so excited, your family is really exciting!

It’s all good! You have to follow your plan...

5. Shuhanwu, Xinfu, Yuer Hutong

Siyi and his wife returned to their parents' home again.

Shu Han is protecting his waist with one hand and is concentrating on painting.

Qiuping: Just take a rest. You are tired.

Shu Han: You can’t rest. People are waiting for you.

Qiuping: I just don’t understand. You exchange dozens of your paintings for one painting, and you don’t sell the painting in exchange. What do you get for it?

Shu Han: How many times do I have to tell you before you understand that my paintings are just physical work, and the paintings I replace are all old paintings of national treasure level. If I replace one more painting, I will lose one ancient painting. Falling into the hands of strong men in foreign countries can also leave some ancestral property for our descendants, do you understand?

Qiuping: So your father is not the same.

Shu Han: Not only my father and I, but also thousands of Chinese literati have this kind of integrity.

As he was talking, he saw Siyi and his wife coming in, and said: I am painting, you and your mother go to the back room to chat.

Qiuping also said: Siyi, I cut a pattern to make a bellyband for Jinshan. Can you come and take a look?

Siyi said: "Mom, today Youcai and I are here specifically to see daddy painting! Children can’t do anything with their bellybands, it’s fine as long as mom looks good!

< p>Shuhan looks talented: Are you interested in watching me paint?

Siyi said: A few days ago, as soon as the painting you gave Jinshan was framed, he asked his aunt’s family to ask for it. Let's go. Youcai wanted to ask you for a painting to hang in our house, but he was too embarrassed to ask.

Shu Han said with a smile: "What's so embarrassing about this?" Someone sees that my painting is good, I feel quite proud! Come on, I'll draw it for you first! "

He walked towards the table.

Liu Youcai said: "Thank you very much! ”

Siyi also followed to the painting desk.

Shuhan was painting in front of the desk, while Siyi was watching, but Liu Youcai’s eyes were looking at the room dishonestly.

Shuhan was not satisfied with even a few drawings. He balled it up and threw it aside. Finally, he drew one that he was satisfied with and said to Siyi and his wife, "Just this one. I'll pay for it." Stamp it. "

Siyi said: "Thank you, Dad! "

Liu Youcai looked at the painting thrown on the ground: "What a pity it is to throw away such a good painting! "

He stepped forward to pick them up and unfolded them one by one: "Give these to me. Dad, give me the seal and I will press one. ”

Shu Han: “This is all a failure. What do you want it to do?” ”

Liu Youcai: “Don’t you know that my brother and uncle both like calligraphy and painting? If you feel bad about it, can you draw a few more?” ”

Siyi stretched out his clothes: “Stop being greedy!” You think this is pancakes! One piece at a time? "

Liu Youcai glared at her: "Dad hasn't said anything yet, why are you so talkative! Are you afraid that people will treat you like a mute and sell you? ”

Shu Han waved his hand: “I’ll paint again later. I’m tired today too.”

Liu Youcai picked up the discarded paintings on the ground: "Then I'll take all of these. We are laymen. I think this one is no different from that one." ”

Shu Han said unhappily: “Those are useless and cannot be given to others!” "

Qiu Ping also said: "That's right! Those cannot be given to others! ..."

Liu Youcai: "It doesn't matter, I don't mind it, let my brothers and the others hang out and play! ”

Shu Han waved his hands helplessly: Then I’ll give you the one I was planning to hand over first!

Siyi and Liu Youcai happily politely put the painting away and went together. Out of the house.

Shu Han said to Qiuping unhappily: "Why did Siyi marry such a famous person? How ignorant! "

Qiuping: "Forget it! We are all one family, just take it. ”

Shu Han said anxiously: “But if he takes out my useless paintings for others to see, wouldn’t that be damaging my brand?” "

Qiuping said calmly: "You didn't mention the words or stamp it. If you don't recognize it, who would know it was you who drew it? "

Shu Han was happy when he heard this: "Hey! You are still smart!

Qiuping said: Don’t tell me, having those two foreigners guarding the gate really saves a lot of trouble. Or are you interested in painting? Hey, what do you think Cheng Yan’s enemy would think when he saw a foreigner standing guard at our door?

Shu Han: Why mention him? Thinking about him gives me a headache! Forget it, my interest in painting today is really annoying!

6. Houhaiside Tea House Japanese Foreign Language

Siyi and Liu Youcai walked happily all the way.

With an unhappy look on his face, Siyi and Liu Youcai came to Houhai Beach and found a teahouse to sit down.

Youcai called: "Waiter, serve tea."

Siyi still said angrily: "Do you think my father is partial? He has never been like this to Sihui. Talk."

Liu Youcai: "Do they want to leave everything to Sihui?"

Siyi: "That's not possible!

Liu Youcai: Let’s be careful, or we’ll suffer a lot.

Siyi: Youcai, what’s the difference between me and Sihui?”

Liu Youcai: "Who makes Sihui a lady and a talented woman? They will naturally like her.

"

Siyi: "Humph! What a lady and talented woman! It's just poverty. ”

Liu Youcai: “We look poor, but people say it’s bookishness. Just write a poem or compose a poem. If it’s better than this, we won’t be able to do it.” ”

Siyi: “Isn’t it just poetry?” So will I! She looked around: "Don't drink yet. The scenery here is nice. You can write a poem for me on the spot." ”

Liu Youcai was surprised: What are you doing, are you hysterical?

Siyi: I’m happy. With 800 yuan, how many bags of milk powder can I buy for our baby? Can’t do it? You?

Liu Youcai: I’m not good at writing poetry! Besides, I’m thirsty!” He asked for water again.

Siyi pressed his cup: "If you can't make it, don't drink it. It's not like you haven't read!"

Liu Youcai: "Auntie, please spare me!"

Siyi insisted: "No!"

Liu Youcai was helpless and thought for a while: "Okay, listen to this song."

He shook his head and said : "I'm quite tired after walking for a long time. I sat by the river and drank water. It's not easy to drink water. I made up a poem to trick you!"

After reading it, I clapped my hands and laughed. He said: "Excellent, excellent! How about it? We Liu are also a bit quick-witted, right?" He whistled proudly.

Siyi: "You call that poetry? Listen to me:

Thousands of blue waves are in front of you, and birds are chirping in your ears.

If you look carefully, there are no small ones. Bird, someone blew the whistle."

Liu Youcai: "What a poem!" The two clapped their hands and laughed.

7. Liu Youcai’s family day in and day out

Siyi: Chen Jincheng’s shameless family wants to marry Sihui, why do you have no attitude at all?

Liu Youcai: Is there any drama? I haven’t seen any drama at all. Don’t worry, the Xin family’s treasure Cheng Zhi can’t get it. The Japanese can’t get it, and Chen Jincheng can’t get it either. That thing was specially prepared for my son by his grandpa. It’s all in vain for anyone who is busy. If you are busy, no one can take it away.

Siyi: Aren’t you stupid?

Liu Youcai: It’s not like my wife trained him well.

Siyi: What do you think we should do next?

Liu Youcai: I can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry, don’t be in a hurry, I said before, that baby will belong to our son sooner or later.

Siyi: Isn’t it too immoral for me to come here? Those are my parents.

Liu Youcai: If parents can take the baby into the coffin, sooner or later someone will have to take care of it for them.

Siyi was relieved: That’s true

8. Liu Youcai’s family today

Siyi complained: My sister and my parents are having trouble, now you are satisfied Got it!

Liu Youcai: Isn’t this what you want? How come it’s all my fault?

Siyi: I’d better go see Sihui.

Youcai: If you have good intentions now, all your previous efforts will be wasted. The more trouble Sihui has with her family, the greater the benefits our son will get. You see, Chen Jincheng has to add fuel to the fire. On the side No one can be trusted anymore, but does that mean that only you, Siyi, can be trusted? After all, the baby of the Xin family is named Chen.

Siyi: You are such a bad person.

Youcai: Here we go again, I’m doing this for your son.

Siyi: Your son!

Youcai: No, it’s our identical precious son!

9. Liu Youcai’s family today

Siyi: The Chen family really went to my parents’ place to break up the marriage this morning. What do you think my father will use this energy to agree? ? If this marriage really comes to fruition, will you be able to fight against Chen Jincheng in the future?

Youcai was shocked: I didn’t think of this step...

10. Night at Liu’s House in Black Sesame Alley

Youcai and Siyi were lying down On the Kang, there are mountains of gold and silver on the side.

Siyi couldn't sleep and said, "If you have money, tell me, the idea my second brother came up with is quite damaging.

”

Liu Youcai: “Here we go again, what’s the loss?” They are unkind, so don’t blame us for being unjust! ”

Siyi: “Why are they so unkind? They just keep asking for money. My father just said a few words to you. Now we are like big caterpillars, eating the leaves first and eating the vegetables with the last bite.” Heart, it kills people! ”

Liu Youcai: “When did you think of being like this for being wordy? Scholars have this stinky problem like you. If you don’t study, you will have this kind of troublesome problem. This is not what we have agreed upon.” thing?

Siyi: I finally understand what it means to marry a chicken, follow the chicken, marry a dog, follow the dog. I followed you, and all the kindness and kindness my mother-in-law gave me since I was young are gone...

< p>11. Outside in front of Xin Mansion in Yuer Hutong

Siyi and Liu Youcai were both tired and nervous carrying the box. Breathing heavily.

Siyi gasped: "I have never lifted something so heavy in my life. What kind of wooden box is this? I, I can't lift it!"

Liu Youcai was also panting. Ruo Qi: "Auntie, hold on! Don't throw it away! Just think about it, this is nothing else, this is real money! You own our house and car for the rest of our lives. !”

Siyi: “Tell me more about this, and I’ll get excited!”

The two left the Xin family gate.

12. The Liu Family in Black Sesame Hutong Today

Youcai put a bandage on his hand and said: I heard that Jincheng finally let your father get divorced!

Siyi: So what if I divorce, what if I don’t divorce? Do you think we can still go back to Xin's house? I thought I was smart, but the plan came up with a pig’s brain!

Youcai: Don’t worry, we still have a chance.

13. In front of Liu’s house in Black Sesame Alley, Japan and abroad

Liu Youcai and Siyi came to the door dejectedly, and Side suddenly appeared in front of them.

Side: Are you okay?

Liu Youcai said angrily: What are you doing here?

Side chuckled and said: Are we not relatives? We have been busy for a long time, you have to take care of my food and drink, right?

Liu Youcai angrily: Get the fuck out of you! Who is your relative? Go find your biological father and grandfather quickly! Your grandfather is a third-grade sword-carrying guard. He has sharpened his sword and is waiting for you!

Side: If you have money, why don’t you recognize your relatives? Siyi, we are brothers and sisters. When we were young, your brother was the one who loved you the most...

Siyi ignored him and walked straight in. Liu Youcai also followed in and closed the door with a bang.

Side scolded: You rich and unkind bastards, how will we deal with you when the Communist Party comes? ! Do you want to starve me to death? Even if I die, I will hang a meat curtain in front of your house!

Side had enough scolding and took out all his clothes and trouser pockets. When he found that he was completely penniless, he squatted on the ground in frustration.

Side thought for a while, then suddenly stood up and said: I really don’t believe it, God can starve to death a house bird with its eyes open?

He staggered towards the depths of the long alley...

14. Outside the courtyard of Xin Mansion in Yu'er Hutong (partially cut)

< p>Shu Han stood up and said: Today I invited all the relatives of the Cheng family and the Wu family to come and sit at my house because I want to settle something.

When Cheng Yu heard this, his eyes immediately lit up.

Shu Han: In the 30th year of the reign of Emperor Guangxu, the elders of our Xin family, Wu family, and Cheng family served as officials in the same court. There was a storm of thieves entering the palace and stealing treasures. Regardless of whether our three families were willing or not, So we became entangled with the families who lived together in Luogu Lane. From that time to now, it has been more than forty years, right? Zhiyuan's grandfather was beheaded, and my father committed suicide...

Cheng Wei: I am the only one who is still alive with my whole body intact!

Shu Han: I can tell you now that it was indeed my father who took the treasure in the palace!

Cheng Wei laughed loudly: Am I right? Shuhan, did I wrong your father? Knowing shame is almost courageous! What a boy, what a boy!

Shu Han sighed: It was only because of my father's misunderstanding that he took away things that should not belong to him, which led to so many right and wrong grievances! As the saying goes: One mistake can ruin a lifetime of happiness.

These words could not be more appropriate when applied to our three families. Because of this little thing, how much trouble has been caused among us in the past few years! Gratitude and resentment are inextricable and endless! I don’t know how many times my Xin Family Courtyard was raided by the Beiyang Army, the Japanese, and the Kuomintang!

The yard was silent for a moment.

Shu Han sighed: Mr. Cheng, you have forced me for more than thirty years, but I gritted my teeth and refused to admit it. Why? Because before my father died, he asked me to protect the treasure for the rest of my life and hand it over to a good master during the Qingming Dynasty! Is the world clear and clear? Lafayette, Yuan Datou, Marshal Wu, Marshal Zhang, Japanese ghosts, Chiang Kai-shek...

Cheng Yu: Everyone has been there, so don’t talk about these! You'd better tell us clearly, where is this baby now?

Shu Han: Uncle Cheng, let me tell you now, these treasures in the palace have never left my Xin family! Today I want to send this treasure back to the Forbidden City and hand it over to the country!

Sicong and Zhiyuan took the lead in clapping.

Cheng Wei’s eyes widened: Can I see this national treasure again today? Shuhan, I just don’t understand. How did you hide in a place as big as your hand? How many searches!

Shu Han: Uncle Cheng, let me tell you, the treasure is hidden under everyone’s noses!

Everyone looked around, Cheng Xuan: Under their noses? What's not right under your nose?

Shu Han pointed to a row of water tanks placed under the eaves: Did you see it? The baby is in this water tank! Apart from my dead father, this secret belongs to me. No one else in the Xin family knows!

Cheng Yu sighed with emotion: Smart, extremely smart!

Qiuping: I have been the daughter-in-law of the Xin family for more than thirty years, but I don’t know.

Shu Han shouted: Qi Bao!

Kuai Xiaojun and several People's Liberation Army soldiers came over carrying an iron box and guns, and stood majestically by the water tank.

Shu Han said to Cheng Zhi: Uncle Cheng, will you help me get the treasure together?

Cheng Yu stood for several times without standing up. Dayu said: Dad, let me get the treasure with Shuhan on your behalf!

Cheng Yu nodded helplessly.

Shu Han and Dayu came to the big tank. Dayu looked at it and wondered: Apart from a few big dragon eyes, how could there be any treasures in it?

Shu Han said: Let me tell you, there are two layers at the bottom of my tank. You fish out the fish first, and then drain the water!

Kuaixing brought the net bag, fished out the fish in the tank, and put them into the water tank next to it. Sicong, Side and Sicheng used buckets to scoop out the water in the vat.

People watched with wide eyes.

Shu Han said: Sicong, you and dad pick up the tank.

Shu Han and Sicong wanted to pick up the vat, but it was too heavy. Everyone came up to help. When the vat was lifted, the base of the vat appeared in front of people's eyes. Inside the seat, an exquisite rosewood box appeared, with a hanging hanging on it. A rusty lock, people watch with bated breath.

Shuhan picked up the box and said to Kuai Xiaojun: Xin Shuhan, a grassroots citizen, was entrusted by his father to hide the Chinese treasures in the palace for forty-three years. Now they are returned to the country intact. Please check them one by one.

Kuai Xiaojun took the box and placed it in front of a table. Several soldiers faced everyone and surrounded them.

Xin Shuhan took out a key and handed it to Kuai Xiaojun. Kuai Xiaojun opened the lock, but due to rust, it couldn't be opened for a long time. After pushing it again, the box was finally opened.

The treasure in the box is held in yellow silk, and a piece of paper is placed on the yellow silk.

Shu Han pointed to the piece of paper and said: This is the list of national treasures hidden in the home left by my father. Please ask the leader to check the treasures one by one.

Kuai Xiaojun took the list, Shuhan put on white gloves and gently opened the yellow silk. The jewelry in the box immediately shined. Everyone couldn't help shouting.

Kuai Xiaojun read: A gilded green Tara statue;

Shu Han carefully took it out, held it up for everyone to see, and then handed it to the soldiers, who put it in the iron In the box.

Kuai Xiaojun read: eight golden beads and jade strings, four emeralds, two luminous pearls, one cat's eye jade...

Shu Han took out one by one and showed it to everyone Then he handed it to the soldiers, who put it in an iron box...

Finally, Kuai Xiaojun read: A Guanyin inlaid with beads, diamonds, gold and jade...

In front of everyone Amidst the exclamations, Shuhan took out the gold-inlaid jade and showed it to everyone.

Cheng Zhi looked at it with tears in his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: The most important weapon of the country has been intact for decades? Long time no see!

Gold inlaid with jade shines brightly.

Cheng Zhi’s eyes lit up and he laughed.

Finally, the gold inlaid jade was put into the iron box by the soldiers.

Kuai Xiaojun compared the list, checked it carefully again, and then put it in the box.

Kuai Xiaojun solemnly announced: The treasure is exactly the same as the list, and the Palace Museum has accepted it...

Everyone applauded.

Kuai Xiaojun locked the box and asked the soldiers to lift it.

Suddenly someone shouted: Slow down, slow down, is this the end?

Everyone looked back and saw Liu Youcai shouting with his eyes wide open.

Yanxia: Is he crazy?

Siyi said to her: My family has money, and when I see money, I get stupid and courageous! (She encourages wealth) If you have something to say, tell everyone. Don’t take regret medicine after the glory has passed!

Liu Youcai said to Shuhan: Dad, are you just going to hand over your treasure to them? The Xin family property not only belongs to you, but also to the whole family! Since you have left so many descendants, you have the responsibility to let us live a decent life in peace and contentment! It’s not up to you to decide whether to donate these treasures! We all have to agree!

Side: That’s right! I, the second young master of the Xin family, am still sweeping the streets to earn a living!

Dayu glared at him and said: Are you worthy of interrupting? !

Shu Han said: I have said this, this is a palace treasure, not the property of my Xin family!

Siyi said: The country can’t just take it away in vain! In the new society, my father wants to dedicate a national treasure to the country. What can we, the younger generation, say? But the state has to pay us some storage fees, right? You have to take care of our life and death, right? Dad, Mom, our family is a pauper living in my parents’ house! Just have pity on us!

Qiuping said to Siyi: You are my mother’s little cotton-padded jacket, how can your mother still lose you?

Shu Han glared: Don’t spoil them! (He means wealth, Siyi) You don’t have any hands? Why don't you go out to work when you are young? In the new society, can't you have a new look and be good citizens who support themselves?

Liu Youcai: I want to be a good citizen, but who wants me to be a good citizen?

Dayu patted Liu Youcai on the shoulder: Youcai, the business of my Korean roasted seeds and nuts shop is booming, just follow me, your wages will be indispensable!

Liu Youcai: Huh? Want me to fry peanuts?

Shu Han: What’s wrong with that? Labor is sacred, labor is glorious!

Side: Yes, I am determined to sweep the road this time!

People laughed.