Provocative routine

What are the provocative routine sentences?

For girls, it is always welcome!

With the following routines, I am not afraid that girls will not be tempted!

Here we go. Come on! May everyone be a lonely dog in the Year of the Dog!

1 It's snowing. Why don't you wear a hat?

Because I want to grow old with you!

2. If you hold hands with boys, do you prefer to hold your left hand or your right hand?

Zuoshouba

Here, left hand, let me get it for you.

Do you have a map?

Huh?

I seem to be lost in your eyes!

Do you know what the door to happiness is?

Hmm? What is this?

It's us.

Do you know why I am taller than you?

Why?

Because the sky is falling, I will hold on for you.

I made a wish in my dream last night, but it came true today.

What did you wish for?

Chat with people you like.

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9. I have never loved anyone before. You are the first. I'm afraid I'm not good enough to make you feel that love is just that!

10 ... If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough.

Then you must have never seen my eyes.

Because I only have eyes for you.

1 1 Do you know what you deserve to be an absolute beauty?

What?

Me!

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14. I want to be a cloud. When I miss you, I will spread out.

All over the world, look at your footprints,

If I miss you again, I will get together.

Follow behind you

Then drive you to the Moon Palace to enjoy the moon.

15 There is only one travel plan this year.

-Bye.

16 ... I won't envy others only when I am with you.

May I ask you the way?

The way to where?

The way to your heart

For girls, you can't do what you are told.

You should have your own rhythm.

There are 70 ways to please a girl.

One is shopping.

The remaining 69

Borrow a sentence from upstairs:

No matter how arrogant you are, love has a chance to make you suffer!

This sentence is for all girls!

What are all kinds of provocative dialogues? Practical provocative dialogue sentences

Various provocative routine dialogues:

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"Your lip shape is very beautiful."

"It's better to kiss me than to say you love me."

2.

"thousand lights."

"I just have a crush on you."

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"I think I am the best person in the world."

"Because I took a fancy to it."

I used to be like you. I didn't pick up girls. I didn't pick up girls. Kneeling and flattering countless times, giving expensive gifts, but being regarded as a good person. Later, I saw many routine skills of chasing girls in "Mountain Love" on the Internet. After in-depth study, I completely changed my thinking of picking up girls. As long as you master the skills of picking up girls correctly, you can still let girls catch up with you even if you are not handsome and have no money.

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"Remember to tell me when you are tired."

"I will lend you my left shoulder."

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"I hope you don't have to."

"I like it."

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"Yes, I just like you hopelessly."

"Why, refuses to accept? If you don't accept it, you like me. "

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"I am good at raising pigs. Will you? "

"the amount."

"So you can be lazy and spoiled by me."

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"Stop chasing the bus and chase me."

"I walk slowly, and I am cute."

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"There are trees and branches on the mountain."

"Check the remaining half sentence yourself."

10、

"May I kiss you?"

"Now?"

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"The rivers and lakes are too far away, so I won't go."

"Why?"

"I fell in love with cooking for you and sleeping with you."

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"I want to touch your conscience."

"Sleep."

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"If someone confessed to you, would you accept it?"

"Is that you?"

14、

"I'll make you whatever you want to eat."

"love."

15、

"Can you spare some time from your busy schedule?"

"Take time to treat me as your boyfriend?"

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"Playing mobile phone before going to bed is not good for your health."

"I decided to give you a Doby before going to bed."

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"I don't think you have big breasts."

"Courage is not small."

18、

"You are not the best."

"But I was distracted."

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"Don't look back."

"I will be the one waiting for you at the finish line."

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"I'm too lazy to introduce others to you."

"How did this happen?"

"I will directly say that you are mine."

What are the latest provocative routines?

1. "May I kiss you?" "No."

"What did I say just now?" "May I kiss you?" "yes." 2. I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn, sunshine in winter, and you every day.

After thinking and thinking, I finally decided to tell you, to make a long story short: I like you. You are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.

My dog likes you very much, so let me come. 6. I am also afraid that someone will use this to please you when you are embarrassed.

7. Leave the miracle to others. I have you. 8. Does everyone like himself? Then you are really my rival in love.

9. You don't have to be good, as long as I like it. 10. Do you know who I like? If you don't know, please refer to my first word

1 1. Anything can go wrong. Stop thinking about me! 12. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

What are all kinds of provocative dialogues?

1. Guess where my heart is?

It must be on the left.

Wrong, on your side.

Let's play wood games. Do not move.

All right! Let's start!

Forget it, I give up.

Why?

Because I am moved!

Your eyes are really beautiful, with the sun, the moon, winter and summer, sunny and rainy mountains and rivers. But my eyes look better because you are inside.

Let me show you a magic trick!

All right!

Mom, mom, it's over.

What have you changed? Nothing!

Can't you see that I love you more?

Let me ask you a question. What do you belong to?

It's a mouse. What happened?

No, you belong to me!

6. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million?

Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree?

If you want to, um ... why don't you stay with me and let's think together!

7. Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

8. "People like you should put it on Taobao."

Huh? Taobao? Why?

"Because. . You are a baby! "

9. I have super powers. Can you believe it?

Huh? Superpowers? What power?

..... like you very much!

*^◎^**^o^**^◎^*⊙ω⊙●━●

10. Why do I think you can do magic?

Magic? Don't!

Then why are you getting more and more beautiful!

1 1. You are ridiculous!

Huh? What do you mean outrageous?

Of course it is ... that's ridiculous.

12. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys?

I don't know

The difference is ... the monkey lives in the cave and you live in my heart!

Have you learned the sexy love words with ten perfect scores?

Aggressive humor routine: 1, female: I am angry.

Man: Oh, are you a carbonated drink? So angry. 2. W: Don't think too well of me. Man: You don't have to be so modest. Believe me, I have no intention of borrowing money from you at all.

3. M: Do you have a boyfriend? Female: No Male: Don't call yourself single dog in the future.

W: Why? M: If anyone asks you again, you can say that your boyfriend is me and I will take the blame for you. 4. Man: Look at what's on the ground. Woman: Nothing. Oh, shadows. Male: Wrong female:? Man: That's Angel's company. 5. Woman: Didn't you say you wouldn't touch me? Man: Well, you're not a bumper car.

6. W: You are too narcissistic. M: If you don't love yourself, how can you love others better?

7. W: What do you like about me? Man: I like you to be closer to me. 8. M: I'm going to the toilet to take a look at something for me. Woman: Is there anything of value? You are the most valuable. Just don't lose your people. I can't pick up girls. After kneeling down to please girls countless times, I was regarded as a good man.

I spent a lot of energy and money, but I couldn't get the love of girls. Later, I systematically learned a lot of girls' picking-up skills in "Mountain Love" and soon became a lover. I strongly suggest you look for it at the ferry.

It turns out that a woman is not chasing you, but needs all kinds of routines to make her chase you. 9. Man: I saw you in the street just now. Man: Are you in the street? Woman: Really? Where are you? Woman: I'm home. Man: (looking for a picture of a pig walking in the street) 10. W: I'm sorry, I always thought of you as my brother.

Boy: I have a little brother too. I promise you will have a good time when I introduce it to you. 1 1, M: I can read numerology, please raise your hand. Woman: Let me show you. Man: It smells like pig's trotters. Female: Fuck off. Male: Have a proper bar. Female: Mm-hmm. Male: Hey, I 12 is missing from your life. Woman: What are you doing? Man: I am sending a message to the most beautiful woman in the world. Woman: Haha, that's sweet.

Chatting with boys

Many boys know how to pick up girls, so how do they talk about girls and how do they chat with girls? I sorted out the relevant information, hoping to help everyone!

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Boys' confession routine dialogue

1. Talking about the advantages of boyfriends

To sum up, it is five words.

"Pick a girlfriend"

2. "If you are not afraid of trouble"

"Then please stay with me."

3. "I lost sleep last night."

"It means thinking about you all night."

4. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you."

"why"

"For so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it."

I think you must be busy.

So just look at the first three words.

6. "Do you like cats or dogs?"

"Dog"

"Wang ~"

Provocative confession procedure

chest distress; chest oppression

Me: I feel so stuffy in my chest.

You: What's the matter? Are you sick?

Me: No, because you are stuck in my heart.

Sleep insomnia

You: Sleep.

Me: What about the pinyin for insomnia?

You: Shi mian.

Me: Do you know why?

You:?

Me: Because there's a U missing.

A routine sentence similar to provocation (the number of words is the same, but the meaning can be different)

Tik Tok has many provocative short videos. Today, I sorted out some provocative routine sentences, so that you can attract girls in your life!

All kinds of provocative routine sentences

1 Various provocative routine dialogues

1. I told you, make your heart like a maze, just to keep you from getting in and out.

2. I don't love it very much. I only love you for 60 seconds in one minute.

You broke into my lens, and I will press it forever.

4. "Do you have menstrual pain?"

"I can't help it. They said it would be nice to get married. Why don't you try to marry me? I just bought a ring. "

5. "Do you like water?" "Yes" and "Congratulations!" "Huh?" "You already like my 72%."

6. "The next life is very long, because I may not meet you.

This life is short, because you are with me.

Although WeChat is short, it is full of emotions and unclear expectations.

For the 520th time, I said: Dear, I love you! "

7. May I kiss you? "

"no"

"What did I tell you just now?"

"May I kiss you?" "Yes, yes."

How to play Tik Tok's routine of provoking surnames?

Recently, Tik Tok's provocative surname has become a new way of playing, so how to play Tik Tok's provocative surname routine? Tik Tok's surname is provocative and conventional.

Let's take a look! Tik Tok surname is a provocative routine. Nowadays in Tik Tok, many people use surnames to provoke others, and different surnames aim at different provocative sentences. Here I will tell you all the sentences with provocative surnames. My name is Meng, but I can't dream of your hug. My name is Zhao, but I can't find my lover. My name is Wang, but I can't forget your face. My name is Chen, but my name is Liu, but I can't shut you out. My name is Zhang, but I can't get your left hand. My name is Jia, but I can't draw your outline. My name is Gao, but I'd like to bow my head and kiss you. My name is Wen, but I can't warm your heart. My name is Zhuang. Your truest self, my name is Yang, but I didn't give you the publicity you wanted. My name is Xu, but I can't open my mind. My name is Xing, but I can't step on your heart. My name is Luo, but I can't make you love me. My name is Deng, but I can't climb the highest peak in your heart. My name is Yue, but I can't hug each other across the sea. My name is Zheng, but I didn't win the capital to love you. My name is Zhou, but I have a memory of seven years. My name is Ni, and you look very happy. My name is Song, but I don't want to give you time. My name is Wu, but I can only cover my heart and say I love you. My name is Huang, but I don't want to panic in the street alone. My name is Peng, but I can't meet a lover who is willing to bend over for me. My name is Sun, but I won't lose my stubbornness and strength. My name is Zhu, but I can't live in your heart. My name is Xin, but I can warm all your troubles. My name is Tong, but I won't give you a sour heart, naive enough to embarrass you. My name is Ren, but I can't help crying. My name is Dong, but I can't understand the tenderness you gave me. My name is Dai, but I can't draw the powder you miss. My name is Tang, but I don't want you to know that I have covered up all my bitterness. My name is Xu, but I just want to give you a white veil. My name is Jiang, but I don't want to make do with this daily perfunctory. My name is Liao, but I didn't expect you to leave without looking back. My name is Hao, but I can't help but say, "What's the matter?" "Do you know that China people are more reserved in expression than foreigners?" "What do you mean?" Give a chestnut. When foreigners chat with people they like, they will say I love you directly. People in China are different. What is the difference? When Chinese people talk to people they like, they will ask "Are you there?" Routine two female: little brother, little brother, give you something. Do you want it? Man: What? Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it? Routine 3: Do you have a lighter? No, then how did you light up my heart? 4. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you touch my heart? Beauty, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? In that case, would you mind changing it? No, would you mind another drink? Routine 6: I feel you are so strange today. (Seriously) What's so strange? It's beautiful! ! Routine 7: Can you smile at me? Why? I forgot to put sugar in this cup of coffee! Routine 8 Do you know the happiest number? 8? 6? None of them are right. It's five o'clock. Why? You reached out and looked (then locked your fingers). Routine 9 Hey, you have a mark on your forehead. No, you can't. Open your hair and look at it (kiss her when she pushes it away). It's my lip print! Routine 10 me: "Hey ~ What are you doing?" Woman: "I'm playing a game." Me: "Can you help me wash something?" F: "I have no time now." Me: "Oh, please help me wash it!" " F: "then I'll go to your place to get it now?" Me: "Why don't you ask me what to wash, clothes or shoes?" F: "What do you want me to wash for me?" Me: "Wash.

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Oh ~ I miss you, I miss you, I miss your routine 13 beauty, by the way, how to get there? Which way? Walk the heart routine 14 Do you have a map? What happened? I am lost in your eyes? Routine 15 (on the premise of drinking together) is so sweet! Not so sweet! I am talking about you! Routine 16 hey, can I show you a beautiful woman? What? Look at her in the mirror? Can routine 17 simulate a woodpecker? Yes, come on, think of my face as a tree. Routine 18 Ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? Heart door? No, it's us Routine 19 What do you belong to? Tiger answered wrong, you are mine. Routine 20: Do you know the meaning of Sa Na Hey Yo in Thai? I love you. Me too. 2 1. Are you fast? Soon! Can I catch up with you? Routine 22: Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best? I don't know if I like U (you) routine 23: "What does your father do?" "Well, why?" Is your father a thief? No, he stole the brightest star and put it in your eyes. Routine 24: I know three people like you! "Who is it?" "I, I, I, I" Routine 25: "I have someone I like!" "Who is it?" "Do you want to see his picture?" Ok, turn on the camera and take a picture of yourself. Look at routine 26: balabalabala ""balabala bla, ok, I'm going to chat with my beautiful lady. Ok, goodbye, then, let's start chatting & radic "(? ˙▽˙? ) Routine 27: What's wrong with you? I hope you can't sleep at night. Routine 28: Your eyes are really beautiful. There are sun, moon, winter, summer, sunny day, rain, mountains, flowers, birds and animals in it, but my eyes are better because there are you in it. Routine 29: "I think you look like my relative. "