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Who can give me some classic lines from Coffee Cat?

Shhh - don’t tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image! 2. You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it’s not me. 3. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal. 4. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls were certainly born for Garfield. 5. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it. 6. I should be polite to Odie. ——(kicking Odie)——"I'm sorry, Odie" Now I do. 7. I can't let that chicken write behind my name. 8. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight. 9. Odie, let’s go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner. 10. Having a big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no good stuff in the belly. 11. Who would eat mice when there is pasta? 12. "Odie is shivering with cold outside the window. It's so pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and watch? I have to do something." Garfield closed the curtains. 13. You can let the kitten leave the meatloaf, but you can't let the meatloaf leave the kitten. 14. If you don’t want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something. 15. The trouble with chocolate is: if you eat it, it’s gone. 16. The cutest thing is a little table with pork rolls. 17. (deep...)——Am I dreaming? ——(rushes to his "bed" and lifts the quilt...) There is no me in the quilt, so I am not sleeping... 18. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as...pasta. 19. It's great to have fun doing exercise that doesn't make you gain weight. 20. The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down. 21. Garfield wants to have three wishes: "The first is for pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third, oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so that I can get more "More pork rolls." 22. I will never do anything sorry for Odie...maybe, maybe not forever. 23. Garfield in front of the wishing fountain: Now, can you give us back Monday? And on Wednesdays and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candies. ...By the way, one more thing, can you give me back my coins? 24. A beautiful lady told Jon that you are so cute, and you asked me what was wrong! 25. If you can't defeat your enemies, join them. 26. Hello Jon. I'm in Abu Dhabi now. The worst part here isn’t the lack of spaghetti, or being thousands of miles from home. The scariest part is - this place is full of cute cats that have been mailed in! 27. "Garfield, you don't really want to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail, do you?" "No, Jon, I won't. I will use slow mail, which will be cheaper." 28. No, fruitcake! It's one of the three things I don't eat. The other two items are raisins and snails. 29. -Jon, if you guess how many chocolate beans there are in this, everything in this jar will be yours. -I guess you've eaten them all. ——You guessed it right! 30. Jon: Garfield, are you here to defend me? Garfield: No, I'm here to confirm your guilt. ......... How many years would you say the Cat Commission would sentence Jon to? I think the best sentence would be 99 years. ………… 31. Odie, can you do me a favor? Apply for me to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle! 32. The problem with dogs is that they don’t have an ON/OFF switch installed on them. 33. I still have to say sorry to Odie - (At this time Odie was standing at the edge of the table, walked over and kicked it down.) - Now I have to say it twice. 34. Today is Monday. Everything is wrong. What should I do? Oh, I see. ——(Kicks Odie, but Odie floats in the air)——Hey! Even the gravity of the earth has lost its energy today. 35. Let’s stop here! I'm going to take my third nap of the day. 36. I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work. 37. I’m bungee jumping, can’t you see? 38. I had a good sleep, 16 hours. I like to take short naps. 39. Garfield saw the puppy Odie running into an ancient castle, so he followed him inside.

Opening a door, a hall was dark and midwinter. Garfield shouted: "Odie!" Echo (fading out): "Odie - Odie - Odie -" Garfield shouted again: "Where are you?" Echo (still fading out): "Where are you? ? - Where are you? - Where are you? -" Garfield thought: That sounds good. Garfield continues to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" Echo (crescendo): "Impossible--nonsense--nonsense--liar--"//faint 40. Jon: " Garfield, what do you think I brought you?” Garfield: No matter what it is, as long as it’s edible. 41. Jon is taking a shower and Garfield is sleeping. Garfield: People who sing in the shower should be taken to the street and shot. 42. Garfield was waiting at the dinner table, but Jon was busy going out. Garfield: Hey, didn't you forget something important? … Garfield: You know, in some states it’s a felony to not make breakfast for your cat. 43. Garfield: (Telling a story) A long time ago, there was a little girl... (The back of Odie in a princess dress appears on the screen)... She... (Odie suddenly turned around and stretched out his long tongue)... She is as ugly as if there is nothing in the refrigerator! ! 44. Garfield held an ice cream cone in his hand and said to Odie: Odie, do you want to lick it? Odie looked at Garfield with joy, sincerity and expectancy. Garfield stuck out his tongue and licked Odie's face hard, and continued eating ice cream... 45. Although Odie is a dog, he sometimes lives like a dog. ——Cat Philosopher 46. (After the desolate violin music) Hi! Lift your head high and take big strides forward! You have to prove to people that you are not a potato that can be bullied. 47. Holding a bird in your hand is not enough. 48. Tips for Garfield’s diet: 1. Don’t plan to come back for a second round if you don’t eat enough. Get enough food for the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kilograms. 3. Never eat diet sweets. 4. Don’t make friends with a girlfriend whose family owns a restaurant or bakery. 5. You should eat more vegetables to lose weight, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc. 6. It is not advisable to eat too much cold food (except ice cream). 7. Save a little at each meal and don’t eat everything—for example, the cherry on top of your ice cream sundae). 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you. 49. Garfield cat finally decided to lose weight. He started to do push-ups, but after doing the first one, he felt very tired. So he lay on the ground and said to himself: "I'm really tired. Forget it, I'll just lie down today." Okay, let's hold on tomorrow... 50. Once God asked many angel cats how the mission was completed. He asked Garfield, how many missions did you complete in one day when I sent you to the world? Garfield said, is it the next time? Then once! 51.——I am not fat. I'm just a little short for my weight. 52.——(Garfield dreamed that he had lost weight and fell through the gap in the sewer manhole cover, so he woke up and started eating crazily) Don't be afraid! Garfield! It's just a dream! It's just a dream! 53. - (Garfield opens his mouth as wide as possible and uses a ruler to measure the size) Jon, my birthday cake needs to be this big. 54. - I decided to live a regular life: I only sleep 8 hours a day, so I only sleep 122 days a year... It is April 1st now, remember to wake me up on August 1st. 55.——Jon: Garfield! Didn’t you say you only eat until three in the afternoon? It's already five o'clock! Garfield: Yes, I meant to eat until three in the afternoon, but I didn't say which day.