Pictures of classic quotations of mood

No one can fully understand the original mood, and can only write some classic quotations to record the mood. The following are the classic quotations that I have carefully arranged for you, which are funny, humorous and sad. I hope you like them.

Funny version of classic quotations of mood

1) Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you appreciate them. If you look down, you are hooligans.

2) Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

3) I can't tell whether I am too strong or heartless.

4) My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

5) A monthly exam is enough to split the brain cells of thousands of children.

6) If you are a fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf, otherwise it will look like QQ.

7) Grandma said: The power is out, so light candles and watch TV.

8) True trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

9) Giving never equals taking back, but who am I waiting for?

10) I remember that when I was studying, I studied at night and a buddy slept in the last row. I woke up suddenly, and then turned off the lights to sleep. At that time, the whole class looked silly.

Humorous version of classic quotations of mood

1) Rumors are said by idiots, and only fools will believe them if they are spread by bitches.

2) The girl's skin is so good, is there a big treasure?

3) All my goldfish have died since I was with you. It says you smell like a cat.

4) Whether I am familiar with you depends on the obscene degree of my chatting with you.

5) Men quit smoking just like women lose weight. There will always be tomorrow.

6) It costs several dollars to change the name on the ID card and several dollars to change the name of the game. What is reality! !

7) I used a sack of money to go to school, changed a sack of books and graduated. I changed these books into money, but I can't afford a sack.

8) weather forecast; At night, RMB will be deposited in this area, sometimes there will be checks in the north and gold bars in some areas! The meteorological department reminded the public to prepare big sacks.

9) When I first met him, I looked like an airplane man. When I got to know him, I didn't even know which mental hospital I was released from. Honey, this is you.

10) The most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that you fell asleep in the examination room, but that you did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.

1 1) My loneliness is innate, which makes me proud, free and independent.

12) spoony people are always deaf and blind, unable to listen to persuasion and see their own struggles.

13) but in front of you, I can't say anything, just like I can't say stay after you leave.

14) Being alone in an empty boudoir, the feeling of taking advantage of others' danger can only be recalled.

15) I have endless fantasies about what life would be like without you in the future.

16) hello, stranger, one day we get too close, can't you guess it's strange?

17) I would rather run around and be knocked down countless times than take the right path all my life.

18) You can retake the exam if you are ugly. You can't be born again if you are ugly.

19) God gave me the attribute of eating food but didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

20) I like you. Why not? Fight, lose, marry me. Win and marry you.

Sad version of classic quotations of mood

1) If you are a man, please cherish this woman who ventured to associate with you without telling her family.

2) look up and say to yourself:? In fact, you are beautiful! ?

3) ? Is your voice so magnetic? What is magnetism? Is to let people hear that you want to shoot you to death with a magnet? .

4) I tried to fill it, locked myself up and kissed the courage in my dream.

5) We all don't know how many hearts were torn by so-called feelings when we were young.

6) I can't blame you for not protecting me. I can hold on until I give up.

7) Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.

8) Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

9) I don't like swearing, because I have strong hands-on ability.

10) The American reporter said: We have the freedom to interview. ? China reporter said? We also have the freedom to interview! ? . The American reporter said:? I dare to question the president, do you dare? China reporter said? Of course I dare! ? . That's why Ray Cheng Gang questioned Obama at the G20 Summit.

1 1) The boy who has a crush for a long time called: I want to confess to the person I have always liked today. I'm outside the house now. With tears in her eyes, the woman pretended not to care and said, Go! I wish you success! Man: But I dare not knock. Woman: Knock on the door and be brave (tears streaming down your face) Man: You'd better open the door! I'm still afraid to knock. The woman opened the door in tears, and the man smiled and said, is your brother at home?

12) in primary school, girls like boys who love to show off, and boys like beautiful girls; In junior high school, girls like handsome boys, and boys like beautiful girls; In high school, girls like boys who can play basketball, and boys like beautiful girls; In college, girls like considerate boys and boys like beautiful girls; After graduation, girls like rich boys and boys like beautiful girls. There are indications that it is girls, not boys, who are really philandering. We boys are really persistent.

13) A person who wallows in the past and memories is a very weak person, because she (he) dare not face the reality bravely. What is the reality? Reality is change. No constant feelings, no constant people.

14) Time will take away our secrets.

15) When I entered this door last year, the peach blossoms set each other off in red. I don't know where to go, but the peach blossoms still smile in the spring breeze. A woman who gave him a look and made him think about it all his life will never feel the unspeakable sadness in her heart. After many years, it should have been a beautiful morning, but now that you are gone, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will be more sad. Life is such a mistake. Without regrets, how can we realize what happiness is?

16) I have only one love, either I don't give it or I give it all.

17) Do people like you know what they have done for you?

18) There is always a reward for giving. I believe there is love in your heart.

19) Would you like to accompany me when you are bored?

20) Hold your hand and hold it with your son. Hold your hand and sleep with your son. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Holding your hand, what can my husband ask for?

2 1) The world is always full of temptations. Just like a monkey breaking corn, throw away the good in his arms and throw away the good in his arms. The last one left in its arms is actually the smallest one.

22) spoony people always hold the idea that even I am moved by myself, so why can't she be moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person, that's all.

23) Long-distance love requires that you can tolerate loneliness. This kind of love requires a kind of happy hope, even if it is vague. This is the spiritual pillar that supports your belief in this relationship.

24) The test tube we experienced together missed you in the shortest time.

25) At present, I am just the weight of failure, and I can't see the weight of this emotion clearly.

26) We went from acquaintance to acquaintance, but we couldn't be together. Is it because I don't have the courage or you don't care?

27) Sometimes, letting go may be the best ending.

28) Think of me as air, at least you still need me.

29) When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

30) I will leave my love to those who deserve it, my tears to those who love me most, and my smile to those who have hurt me.

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