How to humorously comment on others playing guitar

1, "Wow, you play the guitar really well! If I can play the guitar, I may scare all my neighbors. Fortunately, your music makes them happy! " .

2. "Listening to you play the guitar is like listening to a concert, except that there is no ticket fee and a long wait. You are really an economic musician! " .

3. "The way you play the guitar is like having sex with the guitar, full of passion and soul. I just hope the guitar won't be jealous of your feelings for it! " .