Humorous remarks about how hot it is in summer

1. Buy a mat that turns into an electric blanket when you sleep on it.

2. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

3. Two strangers become familiar just by looking at each other and smiling.

4. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue.

5. Although I didn’t do anything, I was still sweating profusely.

6. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water.

7. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog.

8. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

9. Our cornfield has almost turned into a popcorn field.

10. I just met a stranger on the street, and he suddenly became a mature person.

11. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life has lost its meaning.

12. It doesn’t matter if we don’t know each other. It’s a very hot day and we’ll get to know each other in a short while.

13. I will always remember the summer wind, which clearly said it would heat me to death.

14. On such a hot day, I don’t know how to live without your cold violence.

15. Do you have any cumin? Sprinkle some for me. I’m already cooked.

16. The weather is quite awkward this time. It’s hot without the air conditioner. If it is turned on, I have to buy one.

17. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you don’t know them well.

18. The electric car seat was extremely hot today, and the breeze blew across my big face. I was very confused. I wish I had a rich brother who could see through my stubbornness and let me into his heart.

19. In this weather, my boyfriend ran away with someone else, and I didn’t even want to chase him.

20. I don’t have time to listen to any romantic love stories now. I just want to blow the air conditioner.