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What is it like to have a daughter who is very expressive?

My daughter has been very expressive since she was very young.

1. When she was just born, I didn’t have milk on the first day. She was so hungry that she cried, and neither water nor sugar water worked. A new mother in the same delivery room kindly took her over and helped with breastfeeding. We were relieved and watched her eat hungrily.

I was very happy at first, but I didn’t expect that not only would she put it in her mouth, but she would also hold it in her two little hands. My heart suddenly felt sour... Was my child snatched away?

I was so stimulated that night that I secretly tried all kinds of methods to no avail. Finally, I ordered my husband to ventilate the baby. This was like taking my baby back.

Look at this little man’s provoking method, how effective it is!

2. When she was more than two months old, my father was holding her in the house while I was busy in the kitchen. In the middle of it, I hurried back to the house to get something, and I saw her stretching out her little hand and leaning toward me.

I didn’t react. I picked up the things, turned around and left. She cried loudly behind me.

I woke up instantly and quickly turned around and hugged my daughter.

Is my baby being ignored and wronged?

3. She is a little over two years old and has just learned to speak. I used my summer vacation to clean the windows, and she crawled all the way over on the bed. With her chubby little hands, she could only hold one of my big toes, and muttered: "Hurry up, Mom!" What should I do if I fall?"

My heart felt warm.

Same size, one day she was sleeping during the day while I was reading a book. She suddenly giggled twice, her eyes still closed, and sighed softly: "Ah~ Weiwei is here~"

My mother is happy when my baby is here!

4. After going to kindergarten for one day, when you came back, you would look up and talk to me non-stop. It's a pity that I was a primary school teacher at that time. I battled wits and courage with my students all day long, thinking so hard that I didn't want to say a word after get off work.

I said to her cruelly: "Daughter, mom is very tired. Please talk to mom again in ten minutes." The girl nodded, tried her best to hold back her words, and followed me, who was dejected, and slowly walked home.

After a while, he looked up at me.

After a while, he looked up at me.

Then, I asked cautiously: "Mom, are the ten minutes up?"

5. When I was in elementary school, the ownerless grapes downstairs in my house grew up and crawled into my house. Under the second floor window. My daughter happily reported to me: "Mom, the grapes downstairs have grown taller, and they are climbing upstairs when passing by our house!"

As soon as we were happy, we intercepted the two bunches of grapes passing by.

On the way to school, I saw the word "公" drooped on the signboard, and pointed it out to me: "It is shy, covering half of its face."

Tell me, their first period this morning was actually physical education class because the math teacher went out to give lectures.

Showing off their Chinese teacher’s blackboard writing, “In the end, they formed a boat!”

6. When I was very young, I asked a soul question: “Mom, you Do you like me so much because I was born by you, or because I am cute?"

Ah~ How do you answer this, my mother-in-law?

7. I am a grown-up girl, and I am going to college. She said she wanted me to cook delicious food, and told me: "It is raining loudly here!" I said, "It is raining loudly at home too." It’s starting to rain.”

I remember when I was a kid, I said I wasn’t tired of my mother enough and sent her a picture, which made me cry.

Well, that’s how it is to have a daughter. She laughs as she talks, sheds tears as she smiles...

Really, it’s so wonderful to give yourself a daughter. The most cost-effective investment in life. Let you not be alone or afraid as you grow older. The point is, seeing her youth and beauty, you won't be reconciled to your own aging.

Attachment: Things you can do with your mother when your daughter gets older

1. Watch TV shows together. "The Twelve Hours of Chang'an" won me two Qingyun Awards, and it was strongly recommended to me by my daughter.

2. Let’s gossip together. We, the two of us, are always happy to see the various hypes made by popular celebrities, especially entertainment news that is accidentally hyped up.

You can criticize them without any scruples: How old are you, why are you so uneasy?

In addition, the mother Liu Legs she follows on Douban, the three cats "Sister Sister Yingying" from Lao Fat Dog's family, and their cat son-in-law, a big golden retriever named Toffee... are all It is a topic that we continue to pay attention to.

3. Share each other’s work experience. In fact, the most important thing is how to quarrel with people in the office. Those "old fritters" who don't do their job properly, ignore the easy and avoid the hard, talk in favor of their elders, and bully others are the targets of our ridicule and counterattack.

Occasionally completing a difficult task with ease is also a topic for us to show off and compliment each other.

4. Eat snacks together. This is not my fault. My daughter always buys all kinds of snacks, which I have never seen or eaten before. She also always sends out "temptation" invitations enthusiastically, dragging me along with her. I mainly buy crayfish, grilled skewers and other uncreative items to treat the whole family to.

5. Work out and lose weight together. She found various video tutorials on swan arms and yoga from the Internet, and pulled me to do them together. I basically couldn't hold on, but those who fished for three days and dried nets for two days also joined in the fun.

6. Shopping, beauty, and reading together. I gave her perfume, she bought me sunscreen, and taught me about makeup. We put on facial masks together, read best-selling books together, and were each other’s WeChat reading friends. "The Qin Empire" was recommended to me by her. I liked it very much, but I never finished it because it was too long.

7. Share love secrets together.

8. Raise and suck cats together. In addition to sharing the daily tasks of scooping poop, feeding, grooming, and taking photos, we also dubbed two silly cats anytime and anywhere, expressing themselves to their heart's content, and we also took the opportunity to experience the addiction of cat birth.

9. Fight (bullying) male discrimination together. In our family, including the two cats, there is only one male, my husband and my daughter’s father. But it still can't stop him from a male perspective and various prejudices against women, so repairing and correcting him is also one of the daily routines that my daughter and I share.