How to write sentences suitable for eating durian and making friends?

Sentences suitable for eating durian and making friends:

1, what's it like to be loved? I really can't stand two durian cakes without eating durian.

My wife likes durian very much. Although my family doesn't like durian, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.

3. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.

4, sad to deformation, just want to eat durian.

I bought durian cake today. I like durian very much, but durian cake really stinks me.