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Qq space with a little sad mood, it is also false to say that Xiaosan is righting himself.

First, don't believe in love at first sight. The moment you look at each other may not be the spark of love, but the idea of keeping up with the joneses. //*

Second, the body of the mind changes its own thoughts following the circulation of the brain.

I will change, I will adapt, and I will be strong.

I can't find the reason to give up. I wait for your determination.

Five, love, so short. Forget it. Bye.

Six, when you meet a warmth except me, the happiness of two people becomes three people crowded together.

I am looking for the person in that story, and you are an indispensable part.

If you are not feeling well now, please smile. If you are unhappy, please entertain yourself. Who will make you happy except your lover?

9. The truest and most beautiful love words I have ever heard are all in your sleep and wine talk.

Ten, the person suspected of egg pain is referred to as salted egg superman! !

XI。 Ye Cheng? ,? What else? . A paragraph? So is love? A paragraph? Love.

Twelve, we live tired, often because we can't let go of our face.

Thirteen, dear, the future-

Fourteen, everlasting, just a limited edition of the old days.

Fifteen, the temperature of tears is actually quite high, just because the outside world is too cold, it will drop to the peak when it flows out.

Sixteen, you are lonely, not lonely.

Seventeen, I was on the third floor, you were on the second floor, and you watched me move books and tables, sweating like a pig. I miss you in the sun.

I always thought I didn't apologize to anyone, but now I know that I am most sorry for myself.

Nineteen years old can't keep the confusion of youth, and time can't take away the once frivolous.

20, that's what we thought before. Will go to the future.

I will be responsible for enjoying the happiness you give me.

Twenty-two, I'm afraid this game is expensive without hugging you.

Even though I have been kicked out of your world, I will still choose to get to know you again.

Talk with a little sad personality.

I believe that the world will always be so beautiful. Second, I have met shameless people, and I have never seen you so shameless. Third, it doesn't matter Your business has nothing to do with me. Fourth, I didn't know how good the girls here were until I got to Peking University, and I didn't know how inappropriate we were. Fifth, you poor bastard, my mother decided not to follow you! Shit, I want to wash condoms. I used it and washed it. My mother and the condom seller are better than you! 6. People with the same name and surname as us will have no result, because I hate the Japanese! Seven, I miss, you no longer miss. Eight, what, did you abort the baby? ! ! But as you promised, I bought him insurance until he was 80 ~ ~ Oh, my god, my poor money! Nine, less than three months after breaking up. He called to tell me that his child was born almost two months ago. Ten, others can see the happiness on his face, but who can feel his inner pain? Eleven, it's only been two hours. Are you serious? Twelve, can't stand the fleeting time, but the teenagers here can't escape. Thirteen, sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves. I lie longer than you and stand taller than you. What are you making a fuss about in front of me? To commemorate our parting today, can you take me to Quanjude to eat roast duck again? Sixteen, in the novel, there is an antidote not far from the deadly poisonous weeds; In the examination room, there are standard answers next to the most difficult questions. Unfortunately, the answers are all on other people's papers ~ Tell me about San Xiao's mood.

1, the nature of the parent-teacher conference is the same as that of the third child, which destroys family harmony.

2. Liar, why is there no beef in beef instant noodles?

It is said that all shall be well for lovers, all shall be well for the rich, and all shall be well for lovers.

4. Afraid of father, mother, beggar, wolf, dog and mistress.

5. What a happy family this is, but due to San Xiao's intervention, this family has become fragmented. Mistress, you really don't understand the importance of a family to a woman. Don't you know that you will get married and have children in the future, and there are all reasons ... You are young now, but you will be old one day. And today, what you give her, you will bear a hundred times …

I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must take care of my man. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

7. mistress! No matter how hard you try, the government will admit it to me.

8. Recently, I heard that several friends were divorced by mistress. Are men full of shit these days? Never think about how pitiful children are! Such a heartless person should go straight to hell! Stupid fork.

9, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

10, Xiao San, stop showing off in front of my sister, no matter how ostentatious you are, I used to be like this.

165438+ It is true that our quality is high, and it is estimated that she will not dare to be so crazy when she encounters severe problems.

12, Xiao San's acting skills will be more exquisite than anyone else.

13, scolding San Xiao is a classic sentence of three palace servants.

14, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.

15, show off in an ostentatious manner in front of me again, that's what I use ... (for mistress)

16, there is nothing at the end, and we still have "Easter".

17, break up. Excellent grades in grade three!

18, without mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?

19, even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

The biggest advantage of news broadcast is that you can watch a news at any time by changing the channel.

2 1, parents' meeting and mistress are of the same nature: destroying family harmony.

22. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

23. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

24, there is no inseparable couple, only a small three who don't work hard.

25. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

26. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.

27. Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

28. You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this." .

29, mistress, mathematical remainder.

30. Losing weight is not only to lose weight, but also to heal a broken heart and win a breath! Because of obesity walking in the street, suffering from other people's strange eyes, being pointed at; Photographic clothes do not have their own size, even if they are barely put on, they will lose the beauty of the clothes themselves; Often rejected when looking for a job; Disliked by her husband and even married by San Xiao; Obesity brings various diseases to the body.

3 1, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

32. There are two kinds of mistresses. One is to know that people have a wife and go out with others. There is another way to be a mistress. This mistress doesn't know that she has become someone else's mistress, so she must know the situation first. If this person doesn't mean nothing, if he knows everything and intervenes in other people's marriages, then she is a morally corrupt person and there is no need to go easy on her.

33. Curse you for being unhappy all your life and being interfered by mistress all your life ... you ruined my original happiness.

34. Take the road of San Xiao, leaving San Xiao with no choice.

35. Little Three: Little Four, don't show off to the old lady. One day, the big room will knock you down.

36. There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

37 is your characteristic! You pay attention, sooner or later, there will be a third party, and you are not as good as a lady.

38, white inside and red inside, different. Self-love, peacock Kaiping

39. playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

40. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.

Qq space is a little sad. Talk about mood phrases.

First, you have too many emotions, and I can't help it. Life has honed me to pieces, but I can't tell you the same pain.

Second, I believe that in this world, some people have something and some love. When they met for the first time, they were doomed to be bound for life. They are destined to grow in their hearts like trees and live forever.

Third, later we became ordinary friends who didn't talk and ended our love.

Fourth, we and those memories about us turned out to be just jokes.

When I grow up, I suddenly feel that being disappointed by time may be a kind of happiness.

Six, the dream will not escape, and the escape will always be yourself.

Seven, don't have to be together all the time, don't have to swear to each other, just remember that moonlit night, only remember that hour, and that affectionate kiss.

Eight, some words don't have to be said, some people don't have to wait, some things don't have to be done, some tears don't have to flow, and some feelings don't have to be forced.

9. Is there such a person? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that the things you tried to forget are really gone.

Eleven, you are always using your smile to cover up your inner fragility.

Twelve, learn to let go and no longer have it; It is gentle to set you free.

Thirteen, the clouds in the past are always missing, and the shattered glass has only memories. In other cities, I poured out my memories and lost a trace of coldness.

Fourteen, the pain of missing and sweet memories are multiplied at the same time, and you have become the shadow of no way back in my mind.

Fifteen, the heart is simple, and people are as light as chrysanthemums.

Sixteen, the most feared, the strangeness after deep friendship, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, and the indifference after gentleness.

17. It is painful to love someone. I love him in my life and hope to love him again in my next life. I can't part with it, and I can't have it. Why? I just want to see my wish for my lover, that is, I want to live again and love again. When I see you again in this life, how many people can still remember my past life.

Eighteen, how much love to stay in the world, to meet the vicissitudes of the world. Do happy things with your lover, don't ask if it's robbery or fate.

19. Friendship, like love, has a shelf life. Think about how many friends who have been out of touch silently exist in your address book. It's not that I don't want to contact. But that life is cruel and time and space are changing. You and I have no intersection. It's better to be in love with each other than to be in love with each other. Life is just a journey, you pass by me, I pass by you, and then, practice separately and move on.

Twenty, when you grow up, I take Jiangshan as my wife and heaven and earth as my medium.

Twenty-one, walking, it will be scattered, and the memories will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.

Twenty-two, love at first sight, obviously seeing the color; Love for a long time just weighs the pros and cons; Even getting old is just a habit; Only when you meet someone you like will you become talkative, and when you meet someone you don't like, you don't want to say a word.

Twenty-three, life is for career, not for care; Feelings are used to maintain, not to test; Love is for love, not for injury; Money is for enjoyment, not for measurement; Lies are used to puncture, not to whitewash; Trust is for precipitation, not for challenge.

Twenty-four, cold but human nature, cold but human heart.

Twenty-five, how many times, memories have painted life into a circle, and we have been in the same place for countless times, and we can't get rid of it. I have always wanted to go back to the place where I first met. If I can choose again, I think I can love more simply.

Twenty-six, loving someone deeply will give everything without asking for anything in return just because of the word love.

Twenty-seven, sometimes we live tired, often because we can't let go of our face. Vanity is infinitely expanding, which blinds the true self, can't tell what needs and desires are, regards others' eyes as the highest standard of behavior, regards others' praise as the highest reward of life, and is completely lost in the secular maze. Take your face off and put it in your pocket. You will find that life is really not that heavy.