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I want to talk about my pickled cucumber mood
Put a little edible alkali to keep the green color, and add a trace amount of calcium chloride, because calcium ions can protect the brittleness and green color.
This year, I am one year older!
(One pickled cucumber has been accepted, thank you!)
This year, I am a little older than last year!
(A half-rotten tomato, thank you!)
Not only are there more fine lines on the skin, I’m talking about how much older I feel mentally!
(Your eggs are affected by gravity, broken and dripping. I heard that there is no more melamine, don’t waste it!)
When I see old people basking in the sun, one day When the day goes by without any change or plan, I lament why they don't grow old anymore, but I age quickly!
(Three spinach, thank you!)
It’s like I escaped gravity and went on a space voyage, and when I came back I found that the earth could no longer be what it was.
Have you ever tried and couldn’t find yourself?
(Don’t throw it away.)
Okay, tell me what changes you have had this year, if you like.
(I’m going to make soup.)
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