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Waiting became a joke.

1. Later, your sweet words were turned into jokes by time.

You think you love him because you are used to him, and he thinks you can't live without him because he is a base.

The so-called maturity is the smile that you should cry and make trouble but say nothing.

4. At first, we pretended to understand with confusion; Later, we played dumb and understood.

A boy chased a girl for many years, and the girl sent him a message in English. He asked a friend to translate. Either you leave me or I will die with you. The boy was heartbroken and never contacted her again. Later, he passed Band 6, only to know that if you don't leave, I will live and die together.

6. Love and not love are roads without street lights, but the former is not so lonely. 7. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating.

8. It is said that girls only have four wishes: nothing to gain, no learning and no skills, no harm to love, and no fat.

9. Don't disturb people who don't want to talk to you. They have lost their smiles and dignity.

10. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

Affectionate finally evolved into bringing shame on yourself.

I never feel that the result of anything is too perfect, because I know that unexpected results will be very sad.

Second, many years ago, I was also a greedy girl with unclear words and slow speech. Later, thanks to you, I became a vicious bitch.

Third, when I press the delete button, you are worthless in my eyes!

The most embarrassing thing in the world is not that he doesn't love you, but that he said he loved you very much and finally gave you up easily.

Let time tell the truth, although I am afraid.

6. at first, even if you see a back, you will feel embarrassed. It doesn't matter if you pass by now. How much has time changed us?

How afraid I am of loneliness, but what I can do doesn't matter.

Eight, the killer has no concern for the strong, no tears, the king can only raise a glass alone.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I was killed by the weather in my school and you were killed by the air conditioner in your school.

10. [You have changed your original appearance. How should I treat you like before? ]

11. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

Twelve, you are not useless, at least you are affected.

In fact, you have changed a long time ago, but I am still obsessed with memories.

Fourteen, how rough time is, so rough that there are no uneven edges and corners. If I'm not careful, I'll be black and blue.

15. People who have not cried in the middle of the night are not qualified to talk about life.

Learn to be patient, shut up when it is time to shut up, and be silent when it is time to be silent. It's better to show off your strength than to say anything.

It's a pity that you have never seen me brave for you.

Laugh and laugh every day. Only you know how tired you are.

Nineteen, be a man, have rules. They are yours. I don't touch them. They are mine. Do not move.

Twenty, why open your heart and tell others about old scars.

I don't know why I care about your life.

22. Do you also hate that the note given to you by someone you care about is your full name?

Twenty-three, obviously no one talks, no one chats, and they will sleep late with their mobile phones.

Twenty-four, [Dream is the back of your departure]

I never feel that the result of anything is too perfect because I know that the unexpected result will be very sad.

I like to make you laugh when I make you cry.

Sometimes, you must be your own hero.

Twenty-eight, obesity is the pain of breathing. Eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald's hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

Twenty-nine, romance finally evolved into bringing shame to yourself.

You should thank everyone who has changed you, whether it is good or bad.

I like to see messages from many people as soon as I get online, because then I won't feel redundant.

33. Please love life with your childhood beliefs as much as possible.

34. Don't make yourself a joke.

Don't take yourself too seriously, you can't influence me any more.

36.[ It's best not to see mature performances again]

We are both good at duplicity, and we all hope that the other party can notice!

Warm colors are beautiful: perfunctory love loses its color and becomes black and white!

1, I always thought that mountains are the story of water, clouds are the story of wind, and you are my story, but I don't know if I am your story. I've been standing and talking for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand? I've written too much for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand? I stand in heaven and look down on you, just as you look at me with a little sadness.

2. The noise and light in the world, the happiness and happiness in the world are like a clean stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is as warm as spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

3, perfunctory love lost its color and evolved into black and white.

The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to persist in. What flows in the middle is my faint sadness every year!

5. Fading is the real bloom, just the past. Sad sentences are hidden at a certain time, and the palmprint of a period of time is missed; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

6. don't think that life is unbearable, which means that there is no chance for life to come back. If it had been like before, it wouldn't be like now. Every fork has no real good or bad choice. As long as you regard life as your unique creation, if you make different choices, you won't look back often. Life only sells one-way tickets, the past is the past, and it is more important to take the back road.

7. Touch the thread deep in your soul and give up your inner disappointment.

8. Many people love someone wrongly because of loneliness, but more people are lonely all their lives because of loving someone wrongly.

9. I never loved or hurt him. All my thoughts and life woke up at the moment I met him, surging like a flood. He just turned a blind eye.

10, when you are alone, don't think about two people's affairs and put aside memories; When I am alone, I just want to be happy and leave my sadness behind. When you are alone, have a personal romance, release your emotions and open your heart. In fact, when I am alone, my heart is hurting and my tears are moving.

Qq has a love affair. I don't like taking the initiative, because I'm afraid I'll end up narcissistic.

First, people who run their teeth are often vulnerable. Because a truly powerful person is confident, self-confidence will be gentle and gentleness will be firm.

2. A young man said that his girlfriend left him because he had no money, so he could only play games and sleep at home on weekends. I said: She left you not because you had no money, but because you only played games and slept at home. When you have no money, do you take her to climb mountains on weekends? Will you do DIY hot pot at home? Will you do nothing and watch Korean dramas with her quietly? You think everything is bought by money, but you don't know that a man's decadence is more disgusting than having no money. -Ai Mingya

Third, I don't like taking the initiative, because I'm afraid I'll end up narcissistic.

Four, if one day, you want to leave me, I will choose silence, because your happiness is much more important than my retention.

5. The most important person in life, perhaps when you are around, you can only feel a touch of warmth, which is not more meaningful than a cup of hot tea. But when you lose it, the whole world suddenly becomes desolate. I only know that we are always conquering space, but there is nothing we can do about time. -"Traveling alone"

Sixth, don't complete others, hate yourself, learn to reject others, and respect others' rejection.

Seven, love is silent when you are deeply in love, love is not a form, there is no need to advertise.

Eight, the number of blacklists was once a special concern. How many goodnights have been said to each other, but now it has become hehe, goodbye. No relationship is unchangeable, and not many friends will always be by your side. It's like listening to a tune. If you like this song, you will be surrounded. When the music is over, you can say goodbye and never bother again. It's a pity that many people only enjoy sweetness and don't deal with farewell, resentment and entanglement. They all hate each other. 17, don't invite too many people into your life. If they can't get into your heart, they will only disturb your life and make it crowded.

No matter what mistakes a person has made, learn to forgive him. You can think of it this way. If I were in the same situation and suffered the same karma as him, I would never do the same thing. Although this is not absolute, it is possible. So forgive others just like you forgive yourself. -Sodagi Kemp

I am a lonely person, used to being alone at night. Loneliness is not a kind of decadence, but a quiet excuse for a noisy day. -Larch

Eleven, I hope that in my early twenties, I will do something that I will smile when I think of it at the age of 80.

Love and dreams are beautiful things. You can feel them without listening, speaking or translating. -"I heard."

At the age of thirteen or twenty, don't spend energy and time hesitating and struggling about what is the best choice, because no one knows. If you have an idea, try boldly, feel a different life, read more books, travel more, fall in love more, make more friends, and pay all the tuition fees. In this way, after 30 years old, you can live the life you want calmly.

Fourteen, be alert to different arguments, in order to maintain their independence. Exploration is to constantly believe, doubt, disillusion, destroy and rebuild, just to avoid becoming a vassal of prejudice. In other words, it is my understanding to incite all kinds of prejudices to fight against each other, so as to achieve a balance. -Chai Jing

Fifteen, deal with the relationship with people, just three sentences: look at the strengths of people, help people's difficulties, and remember people's benefits.

Sixteen, everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time. Some love can only stay between lips and teeth, hidden in the years.

Seventeen, change of heart is instinct, loyalty is choice.

At the age of eighteen, I will be sensitive like a child in front of you, with a calm surface and an inner turmoil.

Nineteen, I don't like initiative, because I'm afraid it will eventually become self-love.

Twenty, some people are really unhappy, some people are just bored, just don't know how to cherish.

21. I remember when I was a teenager, everyone was sincere and sincere. A word is a word. At the railway station in the early morning, the long streets are dark and deserted, and the small shops selling soy milk are steaming. The past days passed more slowly. Carriages, horses and mail didn't arrive quickly. You need to love the right person all your life. The previous locks were also beautiful, and the keys were also beautiful and fashionable. If you lock it, people will understand.

Twenty-two, love is deep and silent, love is not a form, there is no need to advertise.