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What weird relatives have you met?

My uncle, aunt, and grandma are so weird that I can’t even imagine;

My uncle is already in his decades and has two daughters. If he doesn’t work hard, it will be hard for him. When it comes to eating, all I think about all year round is nothing but pie in the sky and making big money playing cards.

My dad is the eldest son in the family, this uncle is the third eldest son, and there is another uncle called the second eldest son. One year, taxis were quite profitable, and then the eldest son and the second eldest son started thinking about making money together. I bought two taxis, and when I saw the third one had nothing to do, I asked him to drive and pay my wages. After driving for a few days, I played cards everywhere and got a lot of debt, and then I secretly sold the cars;

The eldest brother and the second child really hated iron and steel at that time. The eldest child gave the third child a slap in the face. Grandma also defended the third child in every way, saying that the third child owed money. If you and the second child had money to help pay it off, it would be fine. Everyone should understand this kind of thing, it is impossible to have a partner, just like a man looking for a mistress, if there is one, there will be two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight.

Our money is not brought by the strong wind, and the brothers must make it clear whether the accounts are settled. Later, there were many times when the eldest brother and the second child paid the third child to pay off the debt. I, a junior, wanted to give the third child a slap in the face. , such a shameless person is really unheard of.

Didn’t the third child and his family have jobs? The third child secretly saved the money he won while playing cards with the third daughter-in-law. When he lost the money, he started to suffer miserably, saying that he didn’t have a dime. The third daughter-in-law They often say in front of grandma, "Oh, I can't live anymore, I want a divorce," etc., but they are actually just pretending; I want the boss and the second to help them pay back the money. Is this what people do?

The boss is a tea press. He will call several workers to make tea every year. Seeing that the third boss is not working, he calls the third boss and his wife to come to work. The normal salary is more work, and three meals are included. To be honest, the food is really good, with fish, meat, vegetables, and everything. The third daughter-in-law doesn’t know if she has a brain problem or something, but she talks bad about the boss behind his back, saying that the food is not good. , not enough to eat, some people are really supercilious; seeing how pitiful you are when I give you a job, you are still complaining, saying one thing in front of you and another behind the back. I am not your parents, so I don’t have to spoil you. Do you want to do it? Dry.

I really can’t complain about this kind of relatives. I stay away from them. I don’t want to have anything to do with them. It really hurts my head.

My grandma is the kind of person who has instilled in me a thought since I was a child. Your mother doesn’t like you, but she likes your brother. It means that I have a quick thinking. If I don’t stop doing these things, I have to tell my parents because of this. If we had a falling out, I wouldn't be at a big loss; fortunately, I didn't grow too skewed.

It’s really hard to say fuck.

I’m happy to answer it for you! Skinny Monkey, a distant cousin of mine!

As the saying goes, "If you are poor in the busy city, no one cares about you, but if you are rich in the mountains, you have distant relatives." Especially in this materialistic society, if you have no money, the first person to look down on you is your relatives. Life is such a reality. For rich families, poor relatives will take the initiative to express their condolences if there is a trivial matter at home. For poor families, few people will come to care unless there is a big event at home. Today's relatives have long lost the enthusiasm of the past, and they are more interested in comparing and taking advantage of each other. Let’s take a look at some of the weird relatives in rural areas.

The first kind of relatives dislike the poor and love the rich.

Such relatives are very common. They mainly have two characteristics. The first one is that his rich relatives will take the initiative to show their concern no matter what happens at home. The second one is indifferent to their poor relatives. No matter whether these poor relatives are concerned about their lives or have something to ask for, they always show an attitude of being indifferent and indifferent.

The second type of not paying back the money is reasonable

There are not many relatives like this. When they encounter difficulties and borrow money from you, they have a very good attitude and respect their own. My biological father is not so good. However, once the money is obtained, the attitude immediately changes. And when you need money and want to ask him for it, he will always try his best to evade it. If you have something urgent and want money urgently, he will still get angry.

He keeps saying "Don't I just owe you money? Why do I keep asking for it so much? If I had money, I would have paid it back to you a long time ago. As a result, the person who owes the money is justified, and the person who wants the money can't explain it.

Another kind is to show off all the time

There is a kind of relative who is not bad at all. He just wants to get envious looks from others, and he will go out of his way to give it to you whenever you meet. You talk about your family's glorious deeds. How promising your son is, how talented your daughter is, what great places you have been to, and how many powerful people you have met. As long as you tell them, he will be able to talk about them in a colorful way. . Although such relatives are annoying, they are much better than the above two.

Hello, thank you for the invitation.

In the forest, every bird has strange habits. It’s good

Don’t expose the family scandal

My aunt

used to tell me when I was a child, “Do you prefer dad or mom?” “My parents didn’t want you when they gave birth to a little brother.” Your first place was copied. All the classmates who studied better than you were sick and didn't take the exam." "You were so thin, your mother ate all the delicious food." "Your parents almost gave you away at first." Wait, etc., Such words hurt my heart

Later, I started to fight back. At first, I would fight back if she said anything, and I would fight back even if I couldn't fight back, even if I laughed at her buck teeth and said her clothes were old-fashioned. Later, I "got serious" and mentioned intentionally or unintentionally that the woman who was with my uncle looked quite young (my uncle had cheated on me).

One day during the evening self-study in high school, there was a sudden power outage and I ended school early. I heard my aunt at the door of my house. My mother cried, which meant that my words were unpleasant. I opened the door, pointed at her nose (really pointed at her nose) and said, "If you don't remember what you said to me before, I will return it to you without leaving any behind." "My mother and aunt said that I was ignorant and said, "Everything I said before was just because she liked me." I retorted, "I like you too, so I can't say anything." "My aunt continued to cry, and I told her, "Cry softly, I want to learn."

Now it is a normal meeting between relatives, and it is obvious that her attitude and tone are much better.

Let’s talk about a typical case.

On the 27th of the twelfth lunar month last year, my mother injured her waist and couldn’t do housework. We had to make dumplings for my elderly grandma, but we were too busy and called my aunt four times. The call came to my house, and before the security door could be closed, she said to my mother who was lying on the sofa, "You must be sick from the (housework) work (similar to the dialect, meaning lazy)" Sometimes I. I have conflicts with my mother, but I can't let others insult my mother. I think her words are insulting. You are so brave that you are not afraid of (housework) work. You make dumplings for your biological mother and you still ask us to call her to treat you. You go to other people's homes and you don't even say a word of concern. Who do you want to listen to with your weird arrogance?

The aunt said: "It's good to have children by your side. You know how to protect them, hahahaha." "

Me: "Where is my brother? Going out to play? It is really unlucky to be with such a mother. She has no manners at all and expects her children to stand up. Even if my brother has ten mouths, he will not be reasonable today. "

She started to find a way to say that if the child reads more, he will be able to talk.

I said: "I know I read a lot, but it is not your turn to say, front teeth (buck teeth) Is it cold? Shut up and stay warm. "

When I started making dumplings, my mouth was never idle. I ran out of words, so I would catch an ugly word and say it over and over again. This time my parents didn't blame me for a word.

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Focus on the key points, regardless of the vocabulary, the momentum cannot be lost, no matter how ugly it is, how to say it, and on the premise of ensuring that there is no accidental injury, the national curse is arranged.

After all, bear relatives are not meant to be reasoned with.

I just recall yesterday’s joy and talk about the peach garden over wine;

But I sigh at the moonlight today, sitting alone and watching Ying Lian;

But I cherish the past feelings and know my own words in my heart;

At this moment, the intention is unknown, but the friendship is gradually drifting away;

Why give up a lot of money in exchange for the return of a close friend.

I would like to give you a song called "Thoughts on Friendship" by Afansha. If you understand it, your weird relatives will no longer be weird.

Age defines a person’s thinking. After you are 50 years old, you will re-examine your past. Somewhere along the way, you will find that it is not all others who are wrong, but your own fault as well. wrong.

Alas! Only when you lose can you learn to cherish.

Please cherish friendship and fate. What is lost is difficult to get back.

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