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Talking about the cool personalized signatures in the circle of friends

Doing well in the exam is not as good as marrying well. I have compiled some super cool sentences, everyone is welcome to read!

1. There are no unfinished stories in the world, only undead hearts.

2. Tears are colorless blood squeezed out of the body after heartbreak.

3. Why do I always wake up from my good dreams in the morning by peeing?

4. There is such a long distance between us, and we will never go back.

5. I am alone in a corner of the world, and even the loneliness is laughing at me for being so degenerate!

6. The road of life is difficult, don’t make friends with dogs!

7. Only after I left did I realize that there was not only sweetness but also pain in my heart. 8. There are two rules for hiring a wife: the first is female, and the second is live.

9. You said goodbye and left without saying goodbye. The hand you held was helpless and you let go.

10. When you give me a smile, I think you have promised me forever.

11. Man, you are handsome and cool. If you want to have sex, please go home and grow good vegetables first.

12. In my past life, I often looked back, waving goodbye and the handkerchief floated into a cloud. How much lovesickness and how much sadness.

13. Teacher, we don’t care when the exams take place, we only care about how many days we have off!

14. There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.

15. No one is worth your tears, and those who are will not make you cry.

16. You don’t have to be depressed, she can’t replace my smile.

17. Men who say they want to quit smoking are like women who want to lose weight. It’s always only tomorrow.

18. My heart is too small and narrow to allow others to occupy a place.

19. I always wait for you to come to me first, because I’m sure you won’t find me annoying then.

21. You have a new love, but I am not even your old love.

20. On the road to love, two people are enough, but three people are too many. 22. Don’t you think I speak loudly? Baby, don’t you know you just shout to dogs?

23. The most painful time for people is when they go to the toilet and forget to take toilet paper.

24. Love, pain, crying and laughter are all wonderful.

25. People who judge people by their appearance will never be too lucky.

26. In the dead of night, I will bring my eyes to count the days we have spent together.

27. If we were all happy, would these stories never end?

28. Looking back with indifference, the bright moon is in front of me, but the evening breeze does not know the sorrow and has no words to express the romance.

29. If you look at everything with an open mind, life will not be so tiring.

30. Is there an environmentally friendly bag that can contain all the unpleasantness?

31. When you remember the past, it can only mean that you are not doing well now.

32. By the time you realize that time is a thief, it has already stolen all your choices.

33. Raise a glass and get drunk alone. After drinking the snow, you will feel one year old in confusion.

34. Missing you knowingly is not missing, and loving you knowingly is not love

35. I want to have a stable lover and several girlfriends who are always available. life.

The above is a super cool talk for everyone to appreciate. If you like it, remember to collect it!