Classic humorous sentences about drinking are very popular.

Classic humorous sentences about drinking are very popular.

Classic humorous sentences about drinking are very popular. Wine culture has a long history in China, and there are drinking customs on major festivals. Drinking is definitely a science in China, and many people don't understand it after drinking all their lives. The following are classic humorous sentences about drinking.

Classic humorous sentences about drinking are popular in 1 1. There are thousands of cups of wine, and you can drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

3, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and friends pay attention.

4, a drink of 92, focus on training.

5, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

7. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, ten thousand water Qian Shan total feeling, drink less.

10, if you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough. Those who can drink two taels can drink five taels, and such friends can be cultivated. You can drink half a catty or one catty. This kind of buddy is the most intimate. Can drink a catty and a bucket, and later promoted to vice president. If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

1 1, drinking and singing, life geometry.

12, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

13, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

16, wine gives courage, and wine makes people sad.

17, heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

18, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get.

19, people can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?

20, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

2 1, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

22, no drinking, no future.

23, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

24, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.

25. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

26, today's wine is drunk today, pour the stove and drink cold water.

27, excited. Heart, shake hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly.

28, the east wind blows, the drums are beating, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

29. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

30, spicy wine, beer as tea.

Classic humorous sentences about drinking are popular 2 1. Alas, you won't get drunk if you drink this way. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

2. Don't talk nonsense after drinking! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

3, wine is not intoxicating, the key lies in the right atmosphere.

It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

5, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate!

When a young man leaves home, he will go home. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

7. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who drinks, you drink, I drink, now who is afraid of who drinks?

10, the average woman doesn't drink, but the' woman' who drinks is unusual.

1 1. Friends have thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

12, it is better to doze off than to be drunk.

13, drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

14, brothers are thousands of miles apart. You should do it with this cup.

15, women generally don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

16, two cups a day, it is uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

17, who respects the leadership, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

18, emotional iron, drinking.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

2 1, stand up if you can't reach the food.

22, feeling thin, can't drink.

23, seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

24. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to call your wife for three days!

25, there is a rotten hole in the stomach, it is better to call a seam.

26. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

27, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

28. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

29, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

30. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

Classic humorous sentences about drinking are popular 3 1. Time flies like lightning, it's hard to catch up.

2, the sound comes to the pillow for a thousand years, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

Men can't make good friends without drinking.

4. If others don't know, unless you drink.

5. To make the guests drink well, you must drink well first.

6, wine meets bosom friends, poetry sings to people.

7, deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

8. Show your skill in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother.

9. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

10, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and I can't run away.

1 1. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual.

12, six sixes. Hello, brother. Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers.

13, I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

14, youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and it is a drunken dream!

15, your pub gave me a kiss, and I was unconscious at the door.

16, don't drink or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk and not drunk is too sober, which makes people miss old love or old love.

17. I can't wait for porridge in the morning, so I drink wine in the middle of the night.

18, there is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

19, what can't I do with a glass of wine? If there is, then two cups.

What I drink is not wine, but something that is hard to swallow.