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Help! A short heart-wrenching piece of ancient style,

You said you didn’t like women walking around with swords, so I resolutely threw away my swords and picked up my dancing fan to practice my clothes alone.

You said you like virtuous women, so I restrained my temper and worked hard to become what you wanted.

You said you don’t like women who can’t embroider. I found needles and threads that I had never touched before, leaving countless traces of needle pricks on my hands.

Later, I could turn the world into chaos with just one dance.

Later, I became dignified and virtuous.

Later, many sisters asked me about my embroidery method.

I think I can stand by your side.

But you met her.

She points her sword at the rivers and lakes and vows not to cultivate Yun Shang.

She is very carefree, patting you on the shoulder and calling you brother.

She would get a headache just looking at needlework and would throw it aside in annoyance.

However, you went all out to marry her. Doting on her very much.

Finally, I understood that I had never lacked anything, and how powerless and ridiculous my changes were.

From beginning to end, all I lack is your love.

There is also a male version:

You said you don’t like men who are taciturn, so I resolutely stayed in the Baodian psychic and specialized in Tai Chi mantras. You said you like men who are as gentle as jade. , I will put aside all the worries and gaze at your smiling face. You said you didn't like a man who was alone and ignored other people, so I stayed away from the evil shadow creatures and drank and chatted with others. Later, I excitedly pointed to the sky to reverse my destiny. Later, I became elegant and unrestrained. Later, everyone in the world respected me as a chivalrous and friendly person. I thought I could grant you eternal peace. But you met him. He doesn't like words and kills people like hemp, without sadness or joy. He is unfazed by honor and disgrace, and has never cared about your well-being. His blood-stained blades kill shadows and souls. But you are trapped in it, and you will not marry anyone who is not your king. Finally, I understand that the so-called change is all a joke. I am by your side, but not in your eyes. He is in your heart, even if you are not in his eyes.