Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - There is something to say in the words. Tell me about others.

There is something to say in the words. Tell me about others.

First, if you are not good enough, your contacts are worthless. Not pursued, but attracted. Only equivalent exchange can get reasonable help-although it sounds cold, it is true.

Second, people's two eyes are parallel, but people are not equal. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

Third, people who really love you may not say a lot of things that love you, but they will do a lot of things that love you. Those who don't care about you, on the surface, make a fuss, and swear to make people warm, and what they do behind your back makes people feel chilling.

Fourth, don't tell anyone your secret without scruple, because every time you confide your heart, it may become a navigation for others to poke your weakness at some point in the future.

I have an apple and give you half. This is friendship. I'll just take one bite and give you the rest. This is love. I didn't eat a bite. I gave it to you directly. Those are your parents. I hid and told others that I was hungry, too. This is society.

No matter how uncomfortable it is, life will continue. That is the reality. Without any pity, fight or lose.

8. The poor are neglected in the urban areas, while the rich cling to their relatives in the mountains. People at the top are envied by everyone, and people at the bottom are looked down upon by everyone. When you have something to ask, smile and bow. When you need to talk to him, you are evasive, with straight eyebrows and round eyes. You are the brightest star when you are needed, and the weakest lamp when you are not needed.

The older you get, the more you will find social life unbearable. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and seriously develop a hobby of being alone.

Ten, in this age of promiscuity, a "dear" is a hello at best, and a "invite you to dinner next time" is a thank you at best, so why take it too seriously.

Love is not a mouth, but a lifetime.

1, men only know which woman loves you the most when they are poor. Only when a woman is old will she know which man really loves you. Accompany me, unless you have money, I won't follow; Cherish, I only care whether you are beautiful or not. Time leaves behind not wealth, not beauty, but sincerity. Like a sentence: you win, I will accompany you to the world; You lost, I will accompany you to make a comeback!

2. Love is not hypothetical. Because anything that never happened does not exist. If a woman is stupid, she will take what she imagines as true. So I will be afraid to accept good people. So I will fantasize and foolishly forgive the bad guys. It's actually quite simple. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't exist. If something happens, he must leave here. Do it simply, and you will be happier.

3. What do you want your lover to promise? Life is impermanent, love is changeable, and many things are promised well at the beginning, but how much can be done in the end? In fact, falling in love with someone is very bitter. Will be jealous, will be sad, will be angry, will care about every word, every expression, even every joke. So it is easy to fall in love, but difficult to get along with. The more you love, the more you care. That's enough to make you happy.

Some people will talk about all kinds of love, but their hearts are often cold and thin. Because they will show all their love in generate in the shortest time, which will make people feel happy for a while, but it will never last. You want a long-term relationship, then don't care about what is happening in front of you. Happiness is not enough, maybe time is not enough. A slow-moving relationship is long-lasting.

5, a lifetime of love, not lip service. If promises were useful, there wouldn't be so much separation. If only emotions were useful, there wouldn't be so many betrayals. When two people are together, the only way to go is to live a good life day by day. Life-long love begins with missing and guarding every day. It is better to care about people than to talk about love.

6. Some people are hurt by feelings a little, so they no longer believe in feelings. They are not heartbroken, but locked. In fact, one person hurts you, but many people love you. You reject many good people because they are bad people, which is to punish good people with their mistakes. The more you get hurt, the more you have to believe in true love. Because you already know what cheating is.

7. The most important thing in loving each other is to support each other with your love in the long years. Don't fall in love easily, and don't give up easily. Because every day I spend is supported by love.

8. Does a person really like you? Not by what he said, but by what he gave up for you. Even if I say I love you a hundred times, but I don't act at all, that's bullshit. Even if you pretend to live and die together, you don't want to give up anything, just want to muddle through. True love is not just talk, but how much you give. Love is not a mouth, but a lifetime.

9. Some people with you will make you suspicious. Some people are with you, but they make you shine. Some people with you will make you cry. Some people accompany you, but they make you better and better. Whether you love the right person or not depends on your state. It's getting worse and worse, and no amount of love is actually wrong. Love the right person, he will make you feel the sunshine. Warmth is the essence of love.

10, the person who loves your heart is actually not much nobler than the person who loves appearance, but just hides. People who love your talents are not much nobler than those who love wallets, but they just have different concerns. In fact, loving each other is like some advantages of each other. But even this would not be enough Because it is easy to love the advantages, but it is difficult to love a person's shortcomings. Because of this, it doesn't matter how much I love you, what matters is how much I tolerate you.

1 1. When two people are together, it is very important to get along and accompany each other, but sticking too tightly will make the other person breathless. If you are too far apart, it is easy to alienate. So the best way to fall in love is to find a balance. You can be together, but you should know how to give each other space. I stay with you, but I don't stick to you. I look at you, but I won't tie you up. Live your life, but your heart is full of love.

12, to see if a person really likes you, just observe whether he will take the initiative to find you. If I call you every day, I will tell you anything, even if it looks normal, but I love you in my heart. If someone likes to ignore you, then when you find him, it is probably dispensable. If someone doesn't talk to you for several days in a row, it is equivalent to breaking up. Love is active, because love is impatient.

13, what is the performance of falling in love with someone? That is to miss someone, but hope that he will contact you first. Is always concerned about each other's news, but silently watching. It's a matter of gain and loss. I want to take the initiative but I'm afraid. But the thought of meeting this man makes me super nervous. I blush when I hear this name, and I sweat when I see this. In fact, to fall in love with someone is to miss them if you can't see them, and to cling to them if you can't see them.

14. Where did the sweet life come from? You love someone, but others treat you badly. More like a painful journey. Others are kind to you, but you don't love them, just like a mismatched life. Therefore, sweetness is a two-way concern. Is your lover, others love you. It is a heart that understands at a glance. But when you are silent, you are more dependent. This is a daily wait. Sweetness is the dullness of two people and the warmth of a lifetime.

15, love is very important, but being together is a great thing. Because love is only a moment, a period, a year. And together is a cycle, year after year, there is always a cycle of love. What's the use of an occasional flash of love? Love that can be repeated for a lifetime is worth cherishing.

16, no matter how bitter the acacia is, no matter how tired the pursuit is, no matter how long the wait is. When you really find your lover, happiness will come naturally. This is a comfortable feeling of being naked in hot water after extreme fatigue. The whole soul relaxes and can rest on one shoulder and sleep peacefully. So love is actually very simple, that is, after meeting this person, your whole life will be freed.

17, no matter how good a person is, first of all, he is yours, which makes sense. Love is not better than anyone in the end, but who can accompany you to the end. Therefore, the best is not you from the stars, but you from around you. The so-called lifetime is to be with you wholeheartedly.

18, if you have the criteria for choosing a lover from the beginning, such as height, education, income, etc. You will find that you will eventually fall in love with completely different people. The wonder of love is that it is unpredictable. At a certain moment, someone touched your heartstrings. All the impossible things will become possible. Love is not a competition, but a chance encounter. Since it can make you fall in love, there is no need to regret it.

19. If you really love someone, you won't want her to do anything, and you won't play romantic games. The greatest love is meticulous care. No matter how you complain, no matter what arrogant gesture you put on, you can't hide your concern. Believe that a good girl is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and know that a good man is silent. They hate you in mouth, but they must be kind to you in heart.

20. The fate missed in life is always more than the gain. There are always more people who fall in love than those who love last. What can move people is always the process. It is also a process that makes you cry. People you think are bigger than the sky at the moment may be just passers-by tomorrow. Don't care about temporary happiness, but look to the future. Love is not a problem, the question is how long it will last. Love is not a problem, but it will always be.

2 1, it is said that falling in love with a person is why you fall in love with a city. But even after a long separation, you no longer love that person, but you will still love that city. So everyone's mobile phone will save the weather of a city. That is the pain in your heart, and it is the nostalgia in your heart. Because I once loved someone, I kept his weather forever.

22. Walk alone, sleep alone, think alone and get drunk alone. A person is busy, a person is tired, a person is agitated, and a person feels. Being loved is the happiest thing, even if you don't want to return the favor. If you have a win-win hope, you have to try to love and have a look again. In this way, you officially become the victim of innocent love.

23. Forgetting a lost relationship and forgetting someone who no longer loves you is as painful as detoxification. When addicted to drugs, I trembled all over, twisted my body and wanted to hit the wall. You fell to the ground and struggled and cried, losing your dignity as a human being. However, everything comes at a price. When you give him the right to love you, you also give him the right to hurt you.

24. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily. If the heart cares, there is resentment everywhere; If you relax, it is always spring. Whose white wings are dancing in your heart and stirring your long-standing affection? Is all this just a butterfly's dream of loving flowers? Never dare to indulge in life, never dare to be affectionate for anyone easily. Some people, once in their hearts, are for life. ...

25. After breaking up, remember how nice that person was to you. Falling in love with someone, even for a few days, is worth remembering. Maybe the later development is not as you wish, and don't hate each other. Think about our life, there are only a handful of people who have loved or been loved. Love is also beautiful.

26. I am used to updating my signature, worrying about my lonely mood and being afraid of abandoning our love.

27. The appearance of "A Floating Life" has calmed my dull heart a lot. That feeling is warm and clear to the atrium, pure and transparent without a trace of dust. I wonder if this feeling is love? Do you still like it? Or appreciate it? Thinking day and night seems to be the main line of life.

28. You made me forget everything in the past, as if I had never loved you. Let me give up completely and stop thinking about you. I don't care that I am sad, but I still can't let you go. Let me see that you are sad for him. How can I be calm?

29. I can't resist those hasty marks you left me in my old dream of hurting spring. In every endless night, I warmly embrace every tender and addicted heart with you, and suddenly sigh with the memory you left me, and the trace is so clear.

30. If you like someone, you will be happy together. Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost. Like a person, you will always be happy. If you love someone, you will often cry. If you like someone, you will smile when you think of him. Love a person, when you think of him, you will look at the sky blankly. Like a person, is to see his advantages; To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like, is a kind of mood; Love is an emotion.

3 1. When I take care of my heart more and more, my desire for this world becomes less and less. I don't need anything except what I love: a lover, a text editor, a gravel road I often walk on, an earphone, a good book, simple food, warm clothes and the outdoor world.

32. I think this is a habit. Accustomed to one person caring and being cared for by one person, accustomed to two people being together, accustomed to someone hugging you tightly, accustomed to a faint kiss, accustomed to a warm smiling face, accustomed to having someone in my heart, accustomed to someone putting you to sleep, accustomed to someone calling you baby, and accustomed to another person's habit of love.

33. There is a kind of pain that I can't bear. I want to have it, but I can't move forward. I want to leave, but I can't give up. I am naturally affectionate and heartless, and I can't move. I can only wait and see, and my heart is speechless. I can only listen to my heart. Take root, think, and love cannot be broken.

34. The happiness you want in love is just holding hands in plain days; Just the joy of passing day by day; Just a simple greeting day by day; Just warm concern when getting along; Only one day, we entered the beautiful moment of getting married.

35, like, not born by experience, it is like a surf, almost to the time of departure, I love, because of a person's personality strength, but also because of his holes, these are not important, nor relevant, as long as I love, it is enough.

36. There is only a thin line between you and me. We thought we could give each other more love, but in the end we found that you didn't want anything.

37. When you love someone, it's just right to love eight points. All expectations and hopes are only seven or eight points, and the remaining two or three points are used to love yourself. If you continue to love more, it is likely to give each other heavy pressure, make each other breathless and completely lose the fun of love. So please remember, don't drink more than six points, eat more than seven points, and love someone more than eight points.

38. There is a person in the world who always misses him when he doesn't meet, but when he meets, he blushes and his heart beats and he can't speak. He always grabs your heart easily, makes you forget it, and reminds you that you can't sleep well, but you are still happy because you love him. He is your sweetest and sweetest burden. This man is called a lover.

Love is not a game, because we can't afford it. If you love, you must pay sincerely and treat each other sincerely. Don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe. Love can't be found if it is missing, and it can't be changed if it is tired. You don't have to love someone; But if you have someone, you must love him. Love is not a one-man show, but a duet! Women are fickle in face, while men are fickle in heart.

40. Flowers are sweet confessions of love at any time. If you are not prepared for the festival, you must also send flowers. A red rose can also nourish our love!

4 1, I will only think of you when I walk to a certain intersection; I only think of you when I see half of the disc; I only think of you when I hear the song in the middle. I really don't miss you very much. I only think of you when I don't think of you.

If I say that we will never meet again, I will definitely avoid you. Maybe I'll see you again in the street. How will you remember me? I will let go of myself, let go of depression, and let go of the memory of possession. Think about the past, a person, used to it.

43. Do you often ask if there is true love in the world? Love includes the love of relatives and friends. Maybe the love of relatives will bring you unspeakable helplessness. Because you have been together for too long, love is not as hot as before, and it doesn't matter how you feel, so you don't understand, care about and support what you are doing, so you are confused. If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others. Some things won't belong to you no matter how much you like them, and some things are doomed to give up if you miss them again. There are many kinds of love in life, but don't let love be a kind of harm. You don't have to love someone, but if you have someone, you must love him well.

44. In this game of chasing and chasing, you are chasing when I am running, and you are really running when I am chasing. Maybe sometimes life is like this. Excessive belief in eternity, naive belief in how pure love can be constructed by a blank sheet of paper.

45, love is a strange thing, flickering, deep, growing in each other's hearts. The most beautiful story has no ending, the most romantic feelings have no destination, the happiest love has no words, and the deepest love has no space!

Talk about a man with two sides.

1, Akama, your duplicity didn't surprise me. I should kill you and all your deformed compatriots.

2. I am not very strong. I want a shoulder and a hug when I meet unhappy things, but I know I have nothing. I only have fairly strong fat. No matter how tired you are, you can only grit your teeth and tell yourself not to give up. Everything I do is worthy of my conscience, and everything I do is my original idea. I won't play tricks. I can't learn people who are duplicitous. I'm still the same person who can't hide what I'm saying.

There are only four kinds of people in the world: one is duplicity, the other is split personality, the third is optimism, and the fourth is shyness and indifference.

It is better to have a direct enemy than a two-faced friend.

Everyone in this play is a role, some are leading roles, some are supporting roles, and some are even just walk-on. Many people refuse to play hard because their roles are insignificant. They aim too high and always let themselves down. Success begins with the role you play. Don't take part in accidental amusement while others are doing things, dance academy. People don't want to be vigorous, just want to be ordinary and simple, strive to improve their true self, and never be hypocritical and cunning. If the two sides are three knives, the yang will violate the yin; If you are a person in front of you, a ghost is behind you; There are people on the stage and bandits under the stage; If you stay at home and go out as a prostitute, even in times of peace and prosperity, you will still stage a tragedy. Life has no rehearsal, and nothing will repeat itself. Only those who are always awake can always be serious; Only those who always pursue perfection can move towards glory step by step.

6. Good people who are duplicitous are often more terrible than straightforward people.

7, two sides and three knives are not afraid, the front is strong! .

8, sweet mouth painstakingly, two sides and three knives, there is a smile on the top, there is a stumbling block, Ming is a pot of fire, and darkness is a knife.

9. I laughed at her naivety and ignorance, and she satirized my hypocrisy.

10, in fact, the school is not simple at all. There, I learned to lose and betray, duplicity and insincerity.

1 1, [I'm sorry Tomb-Sweeping Day forgot to burn some money for those who were duplicitous yesterday]

12, I really can't go this year. But I thought if I could. I will go on his anniversary. The attributes of rice circles are different, so there is no need to be duplicitous. Oh, by the way, we only focus on Karry.

13, there is a group of people in the world who really care about you, that is relatives, and there is a group of people who really help you when you are in trouble, that is true friends; There are also a few groups of people who share good things with you, chat with you if they have gossip, or go out to eat, drink and have fun together, but they will definitely compete with you if they have interests and compete with you if they have competition. These are some colleagues in the society. The change of growth is to know, get used to, understand, understand the true meaning of existence, the sinister personnel, and.

14, what a failure life is without girlfriends, friends and confidants. Everyone is tired of duplicity.

15, Party A, Party B, Party D, you, me and he are two-faced, and it will hurt to show sincerity.

16, don't associate with two-faced people. He must have at least left you a knife. You haven't looked back.

17, Tomb-Sweeping Day, burn some money for all the duplicitous people.

18, I can't force a smile, and I can't say what I mean.

19, don't always say who you like when you are really sad.

20. I can't say beautiful words, I can't pretend, I can't be duplicitous, I can't be duplicitous. I thought I would be happy as long as I was honest enough, but

2 1, people, ever-changing, secretive, duplicitous and untrustworthy.

22. installation. You pretend. You've been pretending to be an ice brother who says with a smile that there are thousands of words in your heart!

Being friendly to people you hate is not two-faced, but a sign of maturity.

24. I will never learn to flatter others, form gangs, isolate others and gossip on both sides. I also disdain to learn to be such a person. I have a clear standard of right and wrong, and I am neither humble nor supercilious. I don't like people who don't make friends, and I won't gossip for a certain purpose. One or two sincere friends are enough. It doesn't matter to me whether you like me or not.

25. You always cover up your duplicity with innocent eyes.

26. One advantage of not talking about people behind their backs is that they don't get into trouble. Another advantage is that you are a clean person in the eyes of others. Another layer of cleanliness means: you are reassuring. In a two-sided world, the most gratifying thing is that you are a clean person, and you meet clean people everywhere. I'm afraid this is a good fate.

27. No matter whether movies, novels or TV plays are true or not, all kinds of examples tell us that a hypocritical and duplicitous bitch will come to a miserable end.

This is my wishful thinking, not your duplicity.

29. There is no need to be duplicitous. If you don't like me, you can just say it without smirking at me. I'm not interested in your acting.

30. That's right. I am arrogant, selfish and cruel. I can't be your hero, so I let go.

3 1, half-hearted to men is coquettish. ▉: It is despicable to play two-faced in front of women.

Sweet talk about love: we are just two sides of a piece of paper. How can we separate?

1, there must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly removed from you.

2. I am willing to bow down, kneel under your throne and kiss your skirts and shoes; Even if not, then my dear, I will kiss the dirt and dust you stepped on. ...

3, hide from the rain for a lifetime, the rain will not be very sad.

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart. Go where you want to go with you and spend the rest of our lives with your heart.

6. If one day, I disappear from your world, will you follow me closely, just to confirm whether it is me or not?

Thank you, it's good to have your company when I am most lonely.

8. At this moment, make a vow to love you forever; Say love is the same as thinking of you; Sing your feelings and miss you every day; Write down a promise and fall in love with each other. I just want to say to you: our love is destined to last forever!

9. When I am stupid, don't scold me, be patient, or I will feel inferior.

10, would you please give me a chance to love you? I will make you happy forever. Maybe I'm not the best, but I must love you the most.

1 1, my left hand is engraved with me, my right hand is engraved with you, and my heart is full of love. When our palms are facing each other, everyone will see-I love you!

12, let me manage your private property all my life!

13, your figure attracts me; Your tenderness haunts me; Your beauty invaded me; Your words inspired me; My love for you is like a beautiful woman who has just taken a bath, with a faint fragrance and a little shyness.

14, we are just two sides of a piece of paper, how can we separate?

15, in fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will always disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other. In fact, the dream is very shallow, everything is natural and the tears are sweet. When your heart wants something, my idea is actually very simple, as long as you are happy every day!