Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Many times I feel that I am just a person, no one can help you, only I am worried and saving myself.
Many times I feel that I am just a person, no one can help you, only I am worried and saving myself.
If my man really doesn't have that ability, I'll put up with it. Maybe if he did, I wouldn't want him. He didn't force me to grow into Maggie Schwab, and I have no reason to force him to surpass Li Ka-shing.
All right, cut the crap and get started. ......
I wonder why the average life expectancy of female friends is longer than that of male friends. In addition to the fact that most women don't often smoke and drink, there is also a main reason, that is, men have to bear heavier social responsibilities, and men have to bear much greater life pressure than women.
As a girl, you can still remember that when you are bored, you will cry, when you are bored, you will be happy, you will be spoiled, you will be willful, and you will somersault to express your feelings. When you feel comfortable, you can count. Nobody mentioned you ... girl, be sensitive, everyone can forgive you for being emotional. You can have an intermittent neuropathy regardless of the consequences, and then euphemistically say: We have a few days every month ... I didn't mean to. ...
Think about it, is it true that every time you tell him this, he will hold you in his arms and call you cute when he loses his temper? This old trick always works, even if you kick their cat for ten years when you are sick. Who wants to be angry with you?
Have you ever wondered what makes you such a person? No one is short of grandma!
He loves you now. You can pee on his head. Don't push men too hard, you love everyone! You think you are really Princess Zhu Huan! Is wormwood growing on your ancestral grave?
Women should cherish the heart and cherish the person who is at your mercy. Remember, if he doesn't love you, you don't say anything well. Women should learn to be prepared for danger in times of peace and leave a way out for themselves.
Yes, he treats you like a galeries lafayette now. When you get used to it, he thinks this is your life. He suddenly changed his mind, and you can't find the grave even if you cry. A little restraint at ordinary times is also a kind of protection for yourself. Our little "unruly" strength is not enough, so let's leave it to the critical moment, don't you think?
Women always seem to like to ask such questions. Do you really like me? Who do you save first when your mother and I fall into the river, who is beautiful, me or her ... If you are not important, why do people try to answer the same question 10 times a day? If you are not important, you curse other people's mothers. What's the point of forcing them to laugh and coax you?
If you think your man is incompetent, find a capable man as soon as possible, so as not to get married and have children in the future, and it will be too late to regret it. Don't find yourself a living punishment. Who is to blame for your man's incompetence? Who should go to school or not? Is skipping class for you? Who should have gone to work well and didn't go to work well because of your absenteeism? Do you want her to stay with you or do you want him to concentrate on his career? Do you think your man is the master? Why don't you find more? Some make money for you, some make faces for you, some talk with lights, and some blow out lights and pull out wax! You know, men hate you lying in bed with an old-fashioned face and start criticizing him endlessly. I can't either. It works. Are you worth it? We need to know how much we are worth! Don't love, don't be romantic, don't want roses in festivals, but at the same time, live realistically and ask others to save money to buy a house and a car for you. You think all men are having an affair with Gates!
It is not easy for men to make a living outside. Sometimes, their feelings are very fragile, but they should remain rational, calm and strong! You don't understand how difficult it is! Ask yourself, if women really can't get along in this society, there is a last resort, find someone to marry and be a professional housewife. Others can't say anything about you. And your man, if you can get along, you have to get along, but if you can't, you have to work hard to get along; What's more, I dragged an aunt; What's more, you have to drag one or more young men's sisters-in-law (your crystallization) in the future? Have you ever thought about it? ...
If you don't know how to save money, instead of complaining about marrying the wrong person, try to earn some money yourself. You must buy at least half of your things yourself, so that even if he fails you, you can give yourself a chance to tear up what he bought for you and drag it on your face! Instead of ruining everything people buy and going home naked.
Even if you have decided to get married, give your man more space. He will understand and appreciate you, believe me. No matter how much I love you, he is also a man. You don't have to understand why he forgot to remember you when he watched the ball game. You don't have to understand why he goes out for drinks with his buddies every week. You don't need to understand why he can wait for you casually. You just have to accept it. Because those things don't need you to understand. Just like he doesn't understand that when you are 80 years old, there is a skirt in your closet that looks different every day. Although he doesn't understand, he is still willing to be a vegetarian for a skirt you like for half a month.
I want to say that when a man is not around, we can do a lot of things besides fooling around and wasting his money. For example, go home to see your parents, eat the food they cooked for you, and listen to their memories; For example, go to his home to help his parents clean up and exercise their muscles; For example, let the sister find a place to exercise, and finally keep in good shape; For example, find some classics, recharge yourself and improve your quality. Don't think it's special to be a fool who loses his mind all day. I really can't read books, but I can watch CDs. I don't want to watch smelly and long Korean dramas. After reading it, I was even more silent. Look at the technical content. A woman can still keep things in her heart. If you are pursuing something, I advise you to practice writing in your spare time without splashing ink. Just sign your son's autograph tomorrow. Don't let the teacher wronged your child to sign it himself, so send us light to stand at the door.
When a man comes home, don't be sad if he can laugh. Why is it bitter? Is your man the enemy who killed your father? You're not playing with him, are you? At this time, show off your usual hard-working cooking skills, take out the "knowledge" you stole at the dinner table to scare him, talk to him about Yao Jianlian and the World Table Tennis Championships, talk about the trend of the fund, and talk about the policies of the motherland ... much shorter than at home.
With such a good daughter-in-law, you can get out of the hall and into the kitchen, and it is hard for you to let him have an affair! A man is afraid of trouble. As long as the family conditions are good, he will never waste time, energy and money to rebuild a relationship unless he is still naive. If he is tired of you, find the reason from yourself first! One of my confidants once said: I love you, I can be a cow and a horse for you, but don't really treat me like a cow and a horse! This makes me feel deeply ... girls, in your heart, is he really an ox or a horse? Do you know how lucky you are to meet someone who is willing to do cattle and horses for you in this life? Mourn the indulgence of youth and ignorance ...
If a man really doesn't want you, he certainly doesn't want you. I mean, you'd better leave it alone. He won't be nice to you, there's no need to explore the reasons hysterically. Let me tell you, there is only one truth, and you are not good enough. I was puzzled for a long time, too. Where is the source of women's stupidity? So far, the most convincing answer for me is dependence. Women always take things that don't belong to them as their own, and then be swayed by considerations of gain and loss; More interestingly, it is obviously because of their unruly nature that they don't know how to cherish what they have lost. They have to say that they have been betrayed by others, which makes men quite helpless. It is always said that women are vulnerable groups, but it does not necessarily mean who is weak. Your pain is that you always feel like a victim, so you don't ask for it? I have to give you this advice: play hard, but remember that this is just a game.
You have to face, the most test of your feelings is actually a very vulgar thing-money. The reason why I don't object to puppy love is because perhaps only the love in my school days is the most awesome, and cows are so pure. At that time, it was a man's most depressed time. He has no house, car or money. Even if he wants to sleep with you all day, it's because he really needs it physiologically. At that time, it was the proudest time for a woman. She is young and innocent, and she didn't force a man to buy her a LV…… ........................................................................................................................................................... Along the way, you walked past the snack bar that you must pass after school every day, the station that you wanted to be bored for a while despite the snow, the overpass where he only gave you a rose on Valentine's Day, and the back door of the classroom where you skipped classes countless times ... Until today, have you hesitated in the face of the material temptation of debauchery? ...
In fact, after all, I want to tell my man that I love you, I can't live without you, and I want to be bored with you for 24 hours. But because I love you, I force myself to be independent.
I want to tell my man that I hope you have money, because all women have greed and vanity in their bones; You don't have to support me, but you have to be able to support me.
I want to tell my man that if you have a dollar, I want you to spend fifty cents to buy me a string of mala Tang that I like to eat; If you have 1000 yuan, we will eat the 3000 miles I want. Otherwise, what makes you say you love me?
If all emotional problems can be explained and solved with money, how wonderful it would be … but you should know that anything that can be solved with money is not called a thing! I still want to put love in a more sacred position than money.
If my man really doesn't have that ability, I'll put up with it. Maybe if he did, I wouldn't want him. He didn't force me to grow into Maggie Schwab, and I have no reason to force him to surpass Li Ka-shing.
I have nothing to do, and I would like to send this document to girls with mixed feelings, including me; By the way, I wish everyone, including me, an irresistible charm from the inside out every day-sexual charm and human charm.
Finally, post some good habits I think and share them with you. I strongly hope that the sisters will be more elegant than cute after reading it!
1. Get into the habit of writing something every day, even if it is a record, even if it is only a few words.
2. It is normal to disagree with other people's opinions, because you have an independent CPU, but learn to respect it.
Don't quarrel with your man, just think about your sisters and me, I won't accept it any more!
Even if you really look better than Cecilia Cheung, don't create the "Edison Chen incident", cherish the superior conditions given to you by God, and don't use hidden dragons.
5. Pay attention to your heart, but don't be careless; Men are tired of judging beautiful women. Who are you blocking here all day?
6. Understand some national events, but don't get close to fireworks; Understand some popular trends, but don't blindly follow suit.
7. There is no shame in being a man all your life.
8. If you can, you should have your own house; A place that belongs to you purely.
9. Remember, there are some things about men that you will never learn. You must appreciate men. As for what kind of man to admire and what to admire about men, I think it lies in your taste.
10. If conditions permit, be a mother at the right time.
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