Ask for a minute or so of children's jokes.

A minute or so of children's jokes are:

1, my brother said to his nephew, "I really envy your boy. I just go to school every day, which is different from taking care of your mother after work. Don't you know how much trouble it is to wait on an old lady who has much to do? "

The nephew was unconvinced and said, "You think it's easy to go to school. You're just serving a woman. I must serve the Chinese teacher, the math teacher and the English teacher. . . "

I bought a small dictionary for my son in kindergarten, and I am going to teach him how to use it.

My son likes dictionaries so much that he takes them with him wherever he goes. I asked him, son, you don't know many big characters, why do you still have a dictionary?

The son said: Who dares to bully me in kindergarten in the future? I'll shoot whoever bullies me!

3. Tell the little nephew the story of sharing food, and the little nephew looks suspicious.

At the end of the story, little nephew: you ... you lied to me for candy again.

Take my son to the zoo. It's a little hot today. The car has air conditioning and drinks. When I arrived at the gate of the zoo, there was a hot air. The son said to his wife, go to the zoo by yourself. My father and I will wait for you in the car.

5, send my daughter to school in the morning, I tease her, let her praise me as the most handsome. My daughter gave me a white look and said nothing. I threatened her: "I won't allow you to go home for dinner at noon unless you praise me for being handsome!" " "

After school at noon, my daughter called her daughter-in-law: "Mom, I won't go back for dinner! My father asked a beautiful woman to praise her handsome this morning. I gave him a white look and he got angry. I was not allowed to go home for dinner! "

6. A man asked God: Great God, what does a thousand years mean in your eyes?

God replied, "It only means one minute."

Almighty God, what does 10,000 gold coins mean in your eyes?

It just means a penny.

Merciful God, please give me a penny!

Well, poor man, please wait a moment.