I am everywhere. How can I reply humorously?

The other party said: I am everywhere. If you want to reply humorously, you can deliberately exaggerate him and say that you are really good and can be everywhere. Then you should be on my side now. Tell me what I am doing now. It shouldn't be difficult for you. You can be everywhere.

Other humorous replies, just say you don't want to go on in Table 2.