Let's talk about Women's Day on March 8th.

1, don't scream on Women's Day, you are not Wei Yixiao; Don't jump on March 8th, and you are not a little dragon girl. Don't make trouble, you can't learn bones and claws; You wait well on March 8, and good wishes are sent to you.

2. Women spend thirty melons on twenty-one, forty is hotter, fifty is chic, sixty is a good mother, seventy is a master, and eighty or ninety is the best. March 8 Women's Day, I wish my female compatriots a happy holiday and stay young forever!

I ordered 30,000 yuan jewelry for you online. I wish you a happy March 8th! They will send you jewelry and invoices? Oh, I forgot, this 30 thousand is from you.

4. Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

In the special Women's Day, I hope you will have less troubles, a thinner waist, a more beautiful and attractive person, more money to play mahjong, and of course-_ less verbosity, a happy beauty day.

6. When the wind blows, I miss you! When the moon is full, I am thinking of you! When today comes, I miss you again. Happy March 8th!

I'll give you a car on March 8th, and then you can drive it to work. However, you must sacrifice your bicycle wheels and bed board. I will take care of the animals pulling carts. Do you like donkeys or horses?

8. Honey, enjoy your holiday. Today, I brought milk and breast-fed my baby. I buy food and cook. I wash dishes and mop the floor. I massage and make bath water. Can you put the money under your arm? My vault is losing money like Citibank, so keep injecting capital!

9. I have heard that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your sake and mine, can you let me climb two less so that I can catch up with you as soon as possible and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent. I wish you a happy Women's Day!

10, March 8 is here, I wish you: beautiful as a fairy, happy as a fairy! Oh, dear, why did you say it was off course? Are you a man howling? Well, have a good cry on March 8!