Shanghai Dialect Sketch of Expo 2010

1: Judge 2: English classmate 3: history classmate 4: PE classmate.

1: The motherland is becoming more and more prosperous and people's lives are getting better and better. The World Expo will be held soon, and we will do our bit. You want to ask me what I do? I'm the judge tonight, and I'm here to select volunteers for the Expo.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome three Expo volunteers with warm applause!

Music, 2: Hello everyone! My name is Yin Chao Johnson. My name, as the name implies, is super strong in printing, printing and English!

3: Good evening, everyone! I miss you very much. ... my name is steuben. Steburn, history is great! Oh yeah!

4: Oh, no, there are so many fans here! When I was in trouble, it was you who didn't give up and didn't give up that made me who I am today! What? Don't you know my name? My name is Shen Tihao. Shen Tihao, in good health!

1: The names of these three people are interesting. Seeing you are so excellent, I really want to choose all of you!

234: Ye!

1: OK, OK, this is uncertain! You'd better compete with each other, and finally I'll decide who to choose.

I'll go first. As we all know, English is the best tool to communicate with foreigners. How can we do without English in this era? Test you, Mr. Shen. Do you know what it means to be HOU?

4. This is very simple. What does HOU mean? ARE means yes, and YOU means you. Isn't that what you mean by being together?

Laughter: What do you mean by HOU·OID? Shi classmate?

3: Old means old, isn't it obvious? Why is it always you?

2 Laughter: If you don't understand, you just don't understand. Don't talk nonsense there Tell me this English is not good. Can he be a volunteer? 3: Please don't show off in front of me. Isn't your English very good? Let me ask you something. Do you know Yue Fei's father's name?

2: How do I know this? You ask me, I came to the World Health Organization? You'd better ask him directly.

This shows the terrible place of bad history. Everyone knows that Yue Fei's mother is called her mother-in-law. Isn't that Yue Fei's father-in-law?

2: Father-in-law?

3: Hey, this child is really sensible.

4: Stop it, can you still be a volunteer if you are in poor health? Health is the most important!

1: Stop it! I'm asking you personally now, Mr. Yin. You go first.

2: Then I'll go first, Buddha said. I'm not going to hell. Who is going to hell? Start (a disease)

1: Thank others.

4 in a hurry ... 2 remind him: thank you!

4: three, three, three pieces of meat!

1: Is this Shen's English? Quite a gentleman ... (No.23 laughs)

1: Alas, I can't even speak English well. How do you become a volunteer for the World Expo? At the end of this round, your performance is not satisfactory. If your performance in the last round is still like this, I will reconsider giving this volunteer place to others.

234: No, judges! Give us another chance.

1: Look at your performance in the last round. The rule of the last round is: each contestant makes a concluding speech for half a minute. Now … this time, Mr. Shen comes first …

(coughing, clearing his throat): First of all, I want to thank CCTV, JSTV, MTV and V for giving me this opportunity to stand here. There seems to be no CCTV. sorry Thank you for the silent support and affirmation of so many fans under the stage for so many years. Thank you. Even if I am unfortunately eliminated this time, I will still support our World Expo as an ordinary classmate in the future. Thank you!

From Confucius and Mencius in the Spring and Autumn Period to today's socialist people, each of us is dreaming the same dream, hoping that our motherland can be strong. Now the World Expo is at home. As a middle school student, I have an obligation to let the world know about our motherland and our splendid civilization for five thousand years!

I have nothing to say. I just improvised a poem. I am proud to host the World Expo. Everyone is proud. I contribute to the World Expo and volunteer to be a good host!

1 Applause: Well, every one of you makes me reluctant to give up. I've decided that all three of you will become Expo volunteers and cheer for our Expo and our motherland! Perhaps our strength alone is insignificant, but as long as we serve the motherland and the people wholeheartedly, that is a powerful force! Now I have to go to other places to collect volunteers and make our Expo the best! (Walking behind the scenes)

234: gnome male-",and we, 1, are waiting for us, so be a good volunteer now! (Catch up with 1, down)

2

Cui: Uncle, what has Aunt been up to recently?

Zhao Benshan: There was a program recently, which was organized on May 1 day. What's its name?

Cui: You mean the World Expo.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, I came all the way to see this.

Song Dandan: I broke my leg while running. After staying on the train for several nights, my waist is almost broken.

Cui: It seems that uncles and aunts will also join in the fun.

Song Dandan: What? Your uncle insisted on showing it. If my grandson hadn't said that there was a mascot named Haibao, it would be very rare to look at it.

I want to see it, too.

Zhao Benshan: Look at your promise. If I had known that you thought so, I wouldn't have brought you here. Where's Haibao?

You must come to Shanghai.

Song Dandan: When I was young, I liked cartoon characters very much. I just want to see Haibao with my own eyes. I can't sleep without it.

Zhao Benshan: Well, Trav, I won't record this. It's not humiliating enough.

Well, let me tell you what I think.

Trav: That uncle, you say.

Song Dandan: Sorry to tell me what's going on. Let him tell me.

Zhao Benshan: I just want to think about the future city with you. Didn't Yang Liwei fly to the sky? I hope he can

Help me see if there are any other planets suitable for my living. Trey, can you take a message for me?

Song Dandan: Why can't the earth put you down?

Zhao Benshan: I found the melting of Arctic glaciers online. Am I not afraid?

Song Dandan: Do you think this has anything to do with the Expo? Trav, tell me about him.

Xiao Cui: Uncle, what you said is not unreasonable. Although I can't help you contact Yang Liwei, now people are paying attention to low carbon, and people are beginning to realize the danger and pay attention to environmental protection.

Zhao Benshan: What is low carbon? Why not use carbon now? Still low carbon. Can you live without carbon?

Xiao Cui: Uncle, low carbon means saving energy, water and electricity.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, come on, I know. Is it still polluted? Can you contact Yang Liwei? That's what I want to know.

Song Dandan: Cui, can I ask you something?

Zhao Benshan: Didn't you get to the point? And mixed with chaos.

Trav: Auntie, tell me.

Song Dandan: Cui, it's no use buying this ticket. Can you contact the sales staff for me?

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? We came all the way to see the World Expo.

Song Dandan: No matter how good the house is, no matter how good the products of the new era are, we can't use them after seeing them. Why spend hundreds of dollars to satisfy that vision?

Zhao Benshan: You don't understand this. When you go back, your neighbors say that you are knowledgeable and your article has material to write. I'll show you.

I'm here to show you a market.

Song Dandan: Come on, let's see how the market is. Let me tell you something. I came to Shanghai to see Haibao for myself. I'll go back after watching Haibao.

Xiao Cui: Anyway, my uncles and aunts are here, so I'll take this opportunity to tell you about the benefits of developing the Expo.

2 1 century is an important period of urban development, and it is estimated that by 20 10,

55% of the world's population will live in cities. Therefore, the vision and prospect of future urban life is a global topic.

It is closely related to countries and people at different levels of development. As the first World Expo with the theme of "city",

During the Shanghai World Expo 184-day exhibition, governments and people all over the world will fully display the achievements of urban civilization around the theme of "Better City, Better Life".

Exchange urban development experience and spread advanced urban concepts, so as to explore a new mode of human living, living and working in the new century.

It provides a vivid example for creating an ecological harmonious society and the sustainable development of mankind.

Song Dandan: I understand everything you said. We also support this kind of activity. But I still don't want to spend the money.

Xiao Cui: Aunt, you spent the money well.

Zhao Benshan: Do you know how hard it is to buy this ticket? I bought it on behalf of the son of a friend of a relative of a retired veteran cadre in our hospital.

Trav: What you see may never be seen by others. How enviable it is to see with your own eyes.

Aunt and uncle, there is only one last sentence left.

Song Dandan: I wish the Shanghai World Expo a success.

Zhao Benshan: Let's be practical. Sign up for the World Expo.

three

A: I will tell you a cross talk today! Oh, this grandmother asked me what to say alone. Of course it's two people, but my partner is never on time ... You see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, and it's already 8: 60, and we haven't seen a ghost yet.

Say what?

Yo, what ... What's wrong with you?

Forget it, it's all those broken English!

A: What's the matter? What's going on here? Come on, tell me!

B: well, the teacher in our class said! China has joined the WTO, Beijing has successfully applied for the Olympic Games, and the construction of Dongyangkou Port has also started. Pupils in northern Henan cannot go to junior high school without learning English.

A: Yes, it's quite smooth! Learning English is a good thing!

B: it's a good thing! That's me.-back!

What happened to your back?

B: I've had all the bad luck!

Oh, tell everyone!

What do you mean?

A: What's the matter?

I'm unlucky. You still want me to say it, aren't you kidding me?

You misunderstood. I definitely didn't mean that!

B: Then what do you mean?

A: Let me ask you something!

B: Say it!

You're the unlucky one?

B: Nonsense! Is there anyone else to replace the bad luck?

Do you mind repeating these unfortunate events?

You deliberately hurt me!

A: Do you want our audience friends to be as unlucky as you?

B: No!

A: Why?

B: If everything is like this, who can clap for me?

Then why don't you say it today?

Ok, I ... this child has been admitted!

A: Hehe!

B: I'll give up this old face today and tell everyone!

A: Good! Everybody clap your drums!

By the way, this is the first day of English class!

A: What's the matter?

My brother and sister are dead!

A: Ah! Don't scare people!

Who scared you? Our teacher said it was in black and white. I want to show it to my father!

Oh, then tell me what happened!

There are two dialogues in the first lesson.

Good morning, boys and girls!

Good morning! Miss Bai!

A: These two sentences mean good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!

B: I can't remember the pronunciation of the words girl and miss!

A: If you can't remember, you have to practice again and again!

I have an idea!

A: What way!

B: English words plus Chinese translation!

A: That won't do.

B: Is there anything wrong with that?

It's not good for your future English study!

I don't care so much. I remember all these translations!

Oh, how do you translate it?

B: Girls, my brother is dead, miss, and my sister is dead.

A: I feel that your brother and sister were killed by you on the first day!

Oh, you're welcome. After this class, I blew it all over the classroom with my invention patent! I didn't expect the teacher to catch me!

A: This is terrible!

B: When the teacher saw it, his face was crooked, so he punished me for copying 100 times, which almost swollen my white and tender hands into pig feet!

You deserve it!

I am learning from failure!

A: Oh, there is no translation!

B: Yes, no translation, I don't translate on paper, I translate in my mind! I think we are white ... (turning to A) Is Miss White here today?

A: No!

B: I'll see how Miss Bai punishes me!

A: Well, you!

B: I haven't studied for a week! My whole family, including me, was completely translated by me!

A: Ah, how did they all die!

B: Alas! Grandpa died on Yes, grandma died on Nice, dad died on the bus, mom died on Must, my brother died on Girls, my sister died on Jeeps, I died on Was, my cat died on Mouse, my dog died on Goes, and finally all died after learning Does, and the whole family died after learning school.

A: I'll translate it for you to see how his family died. Listen carefully: his grandfather died well, his grandmother died well, his father died on the bus, his mother died properly, his brother died on the girl, his sister died on the jeep, and he died himself. Then his cat died on the mouse and a dog died. Learning to be excellent is an official, and coming back from the dead.

B: On Friday, the teacher asked me to take my English exam results home!

How many points did you get?

B: 100 points!

A: Oh, it's great to be admitted!

B: Yes, I brought back four papers at once, adding up to *** 100!

A: 25 points on average!

B: My dad saw it and scolded me for a long time.

A: You should be scolded! Is there anyone who learns English like you!

B: Dad added a dish to me in the evening, and the soles were braised in little ass! I am completely disillusioned!

A: Well, correcting mistakes is still a good boy!

I study every day, study hard, study hard, study hard. ...

A: How's it going?

B: You got a paper 100!

A: Yes, great progress! Worthy of praise!

B: if you study well, you will suffer!

A: How did you suffer when you studied well?

Do you remember my big neighbor next door?

A: Yes! That's what China said (learn to stutter)!

B: This dog with developed limbs and stuttering mouth hit me! .

Why did he hit you?

Isn't he in grade one?

A: Yes!

B: Isn't there English in the first grade?

At that time, English in grade one was a compulsory course!

B: If you think he can't learn China well, English must be a word.

A: What?

B: Not good!

Does his poor English bother you?

Well, just last weekend! I don't know which teacher assigned a paper that was all translated from English into Chinese.

A: It's no problem to assign some homework on weekends!

B: He's fine. I am in trouble!

A: What's the matter?

B: He asked me to ask questions!

A: Then you can teach how you want!

B: That's his size, my figure! I dare not teach him.

A: Isn't that great?

B: Damn it, damn it, the teacher who wrote the paper.

A: What's the matter?

B: That topic is fatal!

Oh, what a terrible way!

I can't do it alone. Let's cooperate. I'll play two dog, and you play me.

A: OK!

You are watching TV. I asked you a question in a paper recently. You can answer while watching TV!

A: OK!

B: Little donkey!

A: Alas, (What are these names? None of them look good)

B: I'll ... I'll ask you two ... two questions. What do you mean "I don't know"?

A: I don't know.

Don't ... stop watching TV. How could you ... How could you ... I don't know!

A: No! I don't know! !

B: Talk back ... Shut up! ! ! ! (slap)

What do you mean "I know"? You ... you should ... you should know.

Yes, I know.

If you know, say it.

It means "I know"

Picky ... and you? Just packing ... it's light, isn't it?

A: I know!

I know ... I know you still won't say it! ! Don't understand ... no ... don't pretend to understand! (Another beating) You ... You give me a little ... Be careful, or you will learn English well! Who ... who puts on airs, and then asks you the last one, saying ... I can't say it, I ... I will punish you, "I know but I don't want to tell you." What do you mean?

I know, but I just don't want to tell you!

B: As soon as I listen to this topic, can I translate it? I picked up a pillow and hit it on my head for more than 30 times, hit the wall with my head for more than 40 times and slapped my mouth with my hands for more than 50 times. I asked him, I won't. Are you satisfied?

Are you satisfied?

B: I'm leaving at last. You'll ask me soon.

"I didn't hear anything, Ripert. What do you mean? "

A: "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again. "

I didn't hear anything, Ripert.

A: I didn't catch that. Say it again. "

B: As soon as my voice dropped, I was stunned.

Finally, I asked: What does it mean to look it up in a dictionary?

Answer: "Look it up in the dictionary."

B: I just said fist! The size of a fist.

A: then you!

B: I quickly changed my mind: neighbors are best friends!

How dare you talk nonsense!

Dare I tell the truth? Besides, to be honest, I can't die. Oh!

A: Well, it seems that you are unlucky enough. My condolences to you!

Let's go, it's getting late. I have to go to the hospital to change my dressing!

Ok, then go!

Goodbye, here you are!

A: What?

Uncle dog, are you there?

A: He was translated again!

4 civilized etiquette "heart-to-heart"

Hi, long time no see, hello!

A: Hey! Do you think I can talk?

B: Why can't you talk?

A: I'm ... I'm not stupid, right?

Who said you were dumb?

A: But some people say me!

B: Who is it?

The old man in our neighbor's house is Zhao.

I think it sounds awkward. What did he say?

A: Smart children can't talk.

B: Why can't you talk? Ask grandpa Zhao.

A: I'll ask. Hey! You are deaf, what I said is not ancient Chinese, and what I said is not English, but words! Oh, I see. Are you a foreigner? Old Zhao from abroad!

B: No talking.

A: Why can't I speak!

Everything you say is horizontal.

A: My throat is so thin when I come out sideways. Is there so much room for me to come out sideways? Do not believe, look!

B: All right, all right! Grandpa Zhao is a metaphor.

A: Metaphor?

B: That's right! Grandpa Zhao said that you can't use polite words.

What should I say?

In front of elders, I should call you Grandpa Zhao.

Hello, Grandpa Zhao! Have you eaten? If you need anything, call me. Forget it!

B: Hum! He is a polite boy.

Grandpa Zhao, don't be angry. This child really can't talk!

Who are you talking about?

5 Expo/etiquette sketch

Content:

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

Curly hair

Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.

Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Teacher: You read it.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Teacher: Is this a question?

Teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

The teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The teacher shook his head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, mowing the grass may not be useful. I'm leaving, too.