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The Twilight tells us that men are enough for those girls in Gao Fushuai, isn't it?

First, the biggest disadvantage of being married for a long time is that sometimes lying in bed, you can't tell the difference between a wife and a pillow.

Twilight tells us that as long as men are old enough for Gao Fushuai, those girls won't care whether you are human or not.

Third, youth is too good, no matter how you live it, you feel like throwing waves. Looking back, you will regret it.

Fourth, what happened to the real hero? What he encountered was bruises all over, lonely long-distance love, and a more and more real sense of smallness.

Although your sister left home to study in a distant and unfamiliar place, she never let her eyes droop and her feet droop. She is never depressed or discouraged. You should learn from her, look forward and look forward to a bright future.

6. I believe that people who care about me will not be taken away by others, no matter love or friendship.

Seven, the two books that have the greatest influence on my works are The Analects of Confucius and The Bible.

I need an unforgettable feeling to forget this heartbreaking love.

Nine, you will always hide in the deepest part of my memory, a corner that I can't even touch myself.

Ten, who can resist the wandering clutch of life?

1 1. Is there a song that reminds me of many past events and then cries?

12. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like.

Thirteen, the man is drunk and likes to touch his hands, and the woman is drunk and makes people move.

Fourteen, some things, do not want to happen, but have to accept; There are some things I don't want to know, but I must learn; Some people can't lose, but let go.

Fifteen, some people get married because they are afraid of loneliness, and some people are lonely because they are afraid of marriage.

Sixteen, people who live a confused life are easy to be happy; People who live too sober are prone to anxiety. Sober people are too serious and troubles are everywhere; And confused people, who don't know how to care, find the great realm of life, although simple and rude. We like to envy others' happiness, but when we look back, we find ourselves looked up to and envied by others. However, your happiness will always be in the eyes of others.

Quote the classic chicken soup sentence from teacher Luo Xiang.

Teacher Luo Xiang told us a classic chicken soup quotation 1. Ten years of cold window, nobody cares, famous all over the world.

2. Love is not a feeling, but an eternal commitment.

3. "If my mobile phone doesn't turn off, I will take a look at Plato's Utopia and start playing with my mobile phone in five minutes. Play for two hours and then slam the phone and say,' How can I be such a person!' Then watch Plato for ten minutes, and then watch the mobile phone. So I need to be restricted, so I usually turn off my mobile phone when reading books now, and directly smash the internet. "

Historical experience tells me that power leads to corruption, and absolute power often leads to absolute corruption. The most important thing about our interpretation is that it conforms to the people's simple sense of justice and our fairness, so this is why the law is not judged by experts.

5. Finally, analogy theory, intangible justice is what needs to be believed.

6. We shouldn't just read our favorite books. We should read books that challenge us. If a book cannot challenge us, why should we read it? If a book can't challenge us, how can we get out of our own narrowness and prejudice? So Kafka said: A book is like a sharp axe, splitting our frozen hearts. Are you ready? Talk to the great human soul and split your cold, arrogant, narcissistic and self-pitying heart with its axe.

Radbruch said: "Since the existence of the criminal law, the state has retaliated on behalf of the victims, and the state has to bear dual responsibilities. Criminal law should not only face criminals to protect the country, but also face the country to protect criminals, and face criminals and prosecutors to protect citizens, becoming a magna carta for citizens to oppose judicial arbitrariness and mistakes. "

8. Run away from home just to follow in your footsteps. But I don't want to play tricks on fate, which always leaves you and me far apart.

9. Bacon said: A crime only pollutes the water flow, while an unjust justice pollutes the water source. Ask the canal to be so clear, because there is flowing water at the source. If the power of punishment is not restricted, then all justice may be overhead, and justice is often overhead in the name of justice.

10. When you think there are many unfairness in this world, is there a concept corresponding to unfairness called justice? If there is no justice in this world, it is meaningless to say injustice. And we just believe that there is justice in it, so we should constantly pursue justice with the legal knowledge we have learned. Although this pursuit is gradual, we will never lose heart or get tired, and we will try our best.

1 1. The value of a lawyer is to pursue legal justice on the basis of protecting the legitimate rights and interests of the parties.

12. If you know the life you will face in advance, do you still have the courage to do it again?

13. I want to ask you a question. When you think there are many injustices in this world, will there be a concept called "justice" that is opposite to "injustice"? If there is no justice in this world, it is meaningless to say injustice.

14. Historical experience tells me that power leads to corruption, and absolute power often leads to absolute corruption. The most important thing about our interpretation is that it conforms to the people's simple sense of justice and our fairness, so this is also the reason why the law is not judged by experts. Therefore, ordinary people have the right to speak, because everyone has the same sense of justice and everyone has a simple sense of justice.

15. Man can only be an end, not a pure means.

16. This is what Rhoda often says. He often said that when studying law dies, it becomes mechanical. If you learn more law, you lose your humanity and your basic judgment, which is sad.

17. The important thing in life is to set a great goal and the determination to achieve it.

18. If the law cannot be a beacon to light up the darkness, at least it should give human rights a little protection.

19. If you fight with the dragon for too long, you will become a dragon; If you stare at the abyss for too long, the abyss will stare back at you.

20. If the power of punishment is not restricted, then all justice may be overhead, which is more terrible than crime, and everyone may become a countermeasure against the power of punishment at will.

Teacher Luo Xiang told us the classic chicken soup sentence 2 2 1. Doing good is the happiest thing, but doing evil is inevitable.

22. We can't be great people, we can only do subtle things with great love.

23. There are only ordinary people in this world, and rational people are just assumptions.

24. Sharpening a knife does not mistake the woodcutter, but hurts people.

25. If the clothes are wrinkled, our judiciary can iron them with an iron, but if there is a big hole in the clothes, this knitting work is the business of the legislature.

Only by following these norms can you really have the so-called freedom, because freedom is not the freedom of indulgence, but the freedom of self-discipline.

27. We read because we are ignorant. The more we read, the more we admit our ignorance, which means Socrates said that admitting our ignorance is the gateway to wisdom. There is no shortage of smart people in this world. What the world lacks is smart people. As Dong said, we don't need perfection, what we need is courage, integrity, sincerity and courage from the heart. There are many people in this world who are very smart, but smart people are not necessarily wise. A wise man must be a modest man. Admitting your ignorance is the gateway to wisdom. The more you read, the more you stand at the peak of human knowledge, and you will find that I am so small.

28. Li Bai's "chivalry": Zhao Kemao, Wu Gou Shuang. The silver saddle and the white horse set each other off and galloped. How cool that is, but later you will find that if justice is achieved in this way, it will definitely lead to greater injustice. It is often good wishes that bring people into hell on earth.

29. When he met the online sprayer, he kept using some advertising slogans. In fact, there is no need to argue with him, because you can't win the argument, and you don't need to argue. Slogan thinking is the most convenient, because slogan thinking is a person who doesn't need to think. In fact, he has been poisoned and bewitched. He has lacked the ability of independent thinking, so don't argue with them, don't talk to them.

30. "Freedom cannot be at the expense of completely giving up freedom, so interests must consider ethical constraints."

3 1. The ancient Greek philosopher Epik Titus once said: We are not on the stage we choose, and the performance is not the script we choose. Who among the students came to this world voluntarily? Who came to this world, your parents asked your advice. We are at a stage that we can't choose. Dear students, whose life script did you choose? Do you envy other people's scripts? To tell the truth, I sometimes envy other people's scripts. But you can't help it. You didn't choose your script. You have to work hard to play it well. Although it is very painful, as long as you play your own script well, there are also wonderful things in the pain. Everyone's life script is unique and everyone's life script is wonderful. Don't envy others.

32.? "For example, advise Zhang San to go skating, advise Zhang San to fly, and advise Zhang San to bungee jump." "I bought him a bungee ticket of 100, and I felt that I fell to my death once." "Sure enough, I fell to my death for the 99th time, and everyone thought it was harmless." "Zhang San held a grudge against her ex-boyfriend and gave him a pair of roller skates, hoping that he would fall to his death. Sure enough, if you fall, does it constitute a crime of intentional injury? I feel that Malaysia Airlines' planes often break down. I suggest Zhang San take Malaysia Airlines' plane. I said it's time for you to rest and take your whole family with you. I bought him a plane ticket, and I hope this plane will drop every day. Sure enough, the plane fell. I don't constitute a crime, I don't. "

33. Every study is for the pursuit of wisdom.

34. If freedom is not restricted, it will inevitably lead to the exploitation of the weak by the strong.

Mother Teresa said: We can't be great people, we can only do subtle things with great love.

36. "Dear students, who came to this world voluntarily? Who came to this world to ask your parents for advice? We are at a stage that we can't choose. Ladies and gentlemen, whose life script do you choose? Do you envy other people's scripts? To tell the truth, I sometimes envy other people's scripts. But there is no way, your script is not your choice. You have to work hard to play your script well. Although it is very painful, you can play your script well as long as you work hard. There are both wonderful and wonderful pains. Everyone's life script is unique, everyone's life script is wonderful, and there is no need to envy others. "

37. Although the judiciary should respect the expression of public opinion, it also needs to transcend the prejudice of the people.

38. People must accept that things will backfire. We are too limited. We can only do what we think is right and then accept the result.

39. A society must have core values, which are constantly changing, while morality remains unchanged.

40. I have always disdained cheap happiness, appetite and sex, but I can't live without it. It used to be thought that if everyone can get happiness, such as the happiness of the bottom people eating rice, this is instinctive happiness and will be cheap satisfaction.

Luo Xiang told us a classic chicken soup quotation 3 4 1. People should accept their own limitations. First, people admit that they are limited, so they admit that your logic is limited, your reason is limited, your reading is limited, you are in prejudice, and your life is out of prejudice.

42. Many so-called mathematicians regard western mathematical concepts and theories as their beliefs and copy the mathematical teachings of Ogilvy and Pythagoras to China. Why can't we develop real mathematics in China based on China's historical and cultural conditions? A lot of knowledge is the result of human wisdom. There's nothing to ask. Lide has a point.

All true happiness requires long-term preparation and hard work.

We can only do what we think is right, and then accept that it is counterproductive.

45. Every profession has its own noble pursuit. "Everything depends on the result and can bring good benefits. With a good return, this can be applauded. " If the doctor is poor, the lawyer has no suite in Beijing. Can you still applaud the lawyer? Do you deserve a doctor? Bah, you are all poor. And a good doctor? ? What did Plato say? Plato said that the essence of a doctor lies in his inner kindness, and he should have noble medical skills, which is the inherent requirement of his profession. As a good doctor, he usually has a good income and a good social reputation. A good lawyer has his inherent professional requirements and pursues the justice of the law. But when you do this, you usually have considerable income and social status. So everyone noticed that the result was good. Being a lawyer made a lot of money and being a doctor made achievements, which was its by-product. But doctors themselves have their inherent advantages, that is, their medical skills are noble. Being a lawyer also has its inherent advantages, that is, the pursuit of legal justice.

46. The human heart hides the corruption of the whole world, and each of us has a Zhang San in our hearts. If freedom is not restricted, it will inevitably lead to the exploitation of the weak by the strong.

47. When you feel that there are many injustices in this world, there is a concept corresponding to injustice called justice. If there is no justice in this world, it is meaningless to say injustice. And we believe that there is justice in this world, so we should use our legal knowledge to pursue justice constantly.

48. Some people say, what books should we read in this case? Then what Zhuangzi said is right: My life has a limit, but I know there is no limit, so I will live with it. Then what books should I read? Anyway, life is limited and knowledge is infinite. Don't read. what are you reading? Being a man, the most important thing is to be happy, eat, drink and be merry in time ... This is not right, you see, this is a paradox, but it is called specious, and Chinese is just specious. Legalists call it specious, but we should pay attention to one word specious. We read books based on ignorance, and the more we read, the more we admit our ignorance, instead of letting ignorance move towards knowledge. This is called paradox.

49. American Justice Hobbes: "The life of law is experience, not logic." Because logical reasoning may lead to a very absurd conclusion, when the first logical proposition comes to a conclusion, you feel impeccable, but maybe you didn't see some flaws in the first proposition, so you came to the second proposition, but you didn't see flaws, and more and more flaws were introduced, but you all thought it was reasonable, so we should train logic, but we should go beyond logic.

50. Be careful when you love flowers, but don't comb your hair when you love the moon.

5 1. Each theory has its advantages and disadvantages, so we should fully learn to respect it and don't judge easily.

52. Don't be disheartened because there are some minor obstacles in our rule of law construction. This is only temporary, and we still have a beautiful pursuit.

53. The less knowledge a person has, the more inexplicable courage and pride he has, because the less knowledge he has, the more absolute what you believe, and you have never heard the opposite view.

54. Do what you should do every day, because people have to accept that things backfire. No one knows what script they will get tomorrow. We are too limited. We can only do what we think is right, and then accept that it is contrary to our wishes.

55. Skepticism is the curse of the rational age. If you hold a skeptical position, all your knowledge is unstable, and reason is not the only epistemological basis. All human thinking is based on faith. We believe that justice exists and justice exists objectively.

56. Throughout human history, capable actors have stood by; Insider indifference; The voice of justice is silent when it is most needed; So evil can wait for an opportunity to run amok.

57. I especially hope you don't join the online debate team. Many students like to get online and start arguing, arguing for two days and two nights, arguing for two days, staying up late PK, and finally falling asleep. Does it make sense? It doesn't make any sense. I hate arguing with people online. Actually, I don't like arguing with people. I'm just expressing my opinion. As for whether you can accept it or not, I can't decide and I won't force you to accept it.

58. I like a sentence very much. The author of Narnia legend once said: Kindness must live in the soil of justice. In other words, justice is a concept corresponding to kindness. Kindness is meaningless without notarization. If you leave justice now and leave such a basic view of justice, you will become like a grass that eats people. He eats grass, but unfortunately she also has the reputation of lovely green plants, which is actually eating grass. Without notarization and charity, there is no meaning. Without notarization and charity, it will definitely lead to a humanitarian disaster.

59. The law should listen to people's voices, but go beyond their prejudices.

60. If my mobile phone is on, I will take a look at Plato's Utopia. Five minutes later, I started playing with my mobile phone for two hours, and then I dropped it. Tell me why I am such a person, and then watch 10 minutes, and then watch my mobile phone again, so I need to be restricted, so now I usually turn off my mobile phone when reading books, and I smashed the Internet.

Never wait for time to tell us the answer.

Years, eyes come and go, let the ocean stand at attention and lie flat after occupying joy.

The tilt of the moon has shed a few acres of star fields without temperature, but the dream of imprisonment has withered in temptation and flattery.

In the moonlight of perfume, I began to peep at the concave and convex shadow of the moon with a telescope.

Those jobs that you hate when you look at them, but feel sad when you listen, unexpectedly obey the rules and queue up to follow them.

There are always some cracks on the surface of old tile houses.

A kind of blue waves, I wish I were a coconut shadow swaying on the shore, lying like a beach swept around by the waves.

In those glorious years, how could you just cram into a water-blue suitcase and say that you would travel far away?

Ten years is like kneading more and more futile bubbles, squeezing out from illusory poems and broken consciousness.

Change the sky to a non-monotonous color, with wind, clouds and rainbows on the sleeves.

I have no secrets about my shadow. My shadow will never be bored or bored. My shadow never frowns or grins.

The fish stayed on the beach, so he caught a white fish and drew an arc on the horizontal plane to catch the sleepy eyes of the distant lamb.

I can still trust the further future, which is not worth the depression at this moment.

Play with the truest feelings with every charming gesture.

The window of the soul calls everyone to attention from a distance.

There is an iceberg as big as the sky on my back. She grew up when I walked.

I woke up alone in the lovesick night, opened my eyes wide, looked at the vast night, and quietly awakened the dawn with a long song.

Let the rain drop slowly, and the attic will always wake up and say that some walls are taking off their makeup.

Never wait for time to tell us the answer, because it likes to play tricks on people with fate.

Good morning sentence: What time has told me.

Good morning sentence: What time has told me.

Time tells me:

Look at the fallen leaves when the wind blows;

Smell the rain when it rains;

Look at flowers when spring is strong;

Snow season purifies the soul.

My heart is aboveboard.

Time tells me:

There are always windy mornings,

There is always a gorgeous dusk.

What passed away was once,

That's a scenery that can't be returned.

Prosperity is gone, everything is gone!

Time tells me:

Life is just a cry,

The process of leaving with a smile.

The long road of life is full of vicissitudes and agarwood.

Like pear blossoms, the wind blows and the rain blows,

Wash away the lead, and the rhyme still exists;

Like that picture, many years later,

Fade color, still gorgeous;

Such as the mountain and running water, winding and lingering,

Sometimes the waves are surging,

Sometimes the stream gurgles,

Gully ridge, deep and shallow.

Time tells me:

Meeting in life is a kind of fate.

Among them,

Some people are used to growing up,

Some people are used to pushing,

Some people do it for friendship,

Some people are used to sharing weal and woe.

Some people are used to forgetting,

Some people are used to remember.

Time tells me:

Life is a process of vicissitudes and tempering.

Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the wind and water turn.

Irresistible time, irrepressible years.

A mile's journey, no pain, no vicissitudes,

Take a leisure, shoulder a responsibility,

Choose responsibility and live up to your mission.

Time tells me:

You should know how to respect,

Be virtuous and filial, respect the old and take care of the young.

The son is not the godfather's fault;

Old age is disrespectful, and children are disrespectful.

The glorious tradition of generations should be carried forward.

Time tells me:

No one is born rich and poor,

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi.

No one begged for pity and sympathy,

No one will regret that the world has not given.

Just give some guidance, time and warmth,

Miracles can happen at any time!

Time tells me:

With a tolerant heart, you will be healthy all your life;

With an inclusive heart, you will be happy all your life;

With a kind heart, you will have no regrets all your life;

With a sympathetic heart, you will be safe all your life;

With a childhood heart, you will be young all your life.

Time tells me:

Wealth and splendor, foreign things;

Peace and health are the foundation.

Forget what you shouldn't remember,

Cherish everything around you.

Cherish yourself,

Because life is not long;

Cherish the people around you,

Because it may not be met in the next life!