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School begins. Tell me about it.

1, the whole world began to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school. Only I want to bring snacks.

2. Pack the admission notice and find another way. There is a banner at the school gate, chasing dreams is coming. Cherish the good times in college, and success depends on knowledge. Sweat writing, wonderful life flying. When school started, students * * * entered the sea of books.

3, with the spirit of hard work, hold up the perfect expectation of starting school; Blow away the leisure of winter vacation with the refreshing monsoon of grain fragrance; With the determination of strong perseverance, set off charges and huge waves. Dear students, I wish you the key to innovation and the door to success in the new semester.

4. School begins. I wish you a cool breeze and a simple mood, walk into a happy school, open the books of knowledge, lightly smell the fragrance of wisdom, dance the strings of thinking and play the melody of growth. I wish you success in your studies.

5. School begins! Bless your loveliness: drifting more and more, laughing every day; High learning efficiency, teachers often praise; You won the first place in the exam, and your parents love you to death. Looking at this message, I was flattered: hey hey, please treat me to candy!

I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw them at me with a look of disgust.

7, in fact, a person is quite good, very quiet and not lonely, speaking of people, I don't want to start school.

8. The shortest distance in the world: from holiday to school, and the farthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

9. If you do well in the exam, you will be called gardenia. Failure in the exam will be called the end of the soul; If you have a parent-teacher conference, you will be called a monster hunter; Call pancake man when you have a holiday; If school starts, the Great Sage will return.

10, I hope that when the school starts, the teacher will say: Come as soon as you come. What homework should you bring? Really, you're welcome!