A humorous personality.

With the development of social networks and the update of smart phones, more and more people like to give speeches to record meaningful things in their study and life, especially memorable things. So what kind of conversation will be different? The following is my carefully arranged humorous personality talk, which is welcome for reference and hope to help you.

Humorous and humorous personality 1 1) The only difference between taking part in accidental amusement and lifelong persistence is that it takes a little longer.

2) There is no civilized society in the middle.

3) The weak are all like this. They feel that there is too much helplessness in life to change.

4) Some girls like to take selfies with sunglasses. In fact, wearing a mask will look more beautiful.

5) After ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth.

6) Bad women love men's money and power; A good woman loves a man's confidence, generosity, energy and optimism because of his wealth and power. Fortunately, all roads lead to the same goal.

7) Friend, that's not laziness, laziness can be overcome. You just have a weak (stupid) brain. You can't stand long and intense thinking, engage in things with too complicated logic and deal with too much information.

8) Those who beat me, thank you. Lying down is really comfortable.

9) If you do obviously more work than others every day, but you are happy and feel valued, then your leader is more competent and talented than you.

10) God closed a door for you and went to bed.

1 1) It is not difficult to be a good person for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich person for life.

12) Successful people complain about social injustice, while unsuccessful people complain that society is unfair to them.

13) a high number means that three points are meant to be, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are really helpless.

14) when love comes to an end, the weak cry to find the next goal efficiently, while the smart one is ready for the next one.

15) Men get married because of fatigue, while women get married because of curiosity; They will all be disappointed in the end.

16) If a man insists on treating her as a completely normal person, how can a woman expect happiness from him?

17) Many diaosi like to try to defeat local tyrants with such illusory things as spiritual thoughts, because bragging forces them not to pay taxes.

18) I have been hiding from the rain all my life. Will the rain be sad? I've been in class for half my life, and I'm pregnant without seeing the class!

19) when I first went to college, I was very entangled. I wanted to marry a good family and support myself in my career. Or marry a beautiful and virtuous family, Jasper, and live a comfortable life. Now I find that I really thought too much at that time.

20) Love always begins with self-deception and ends with deception.

Humorous personality talks about 2 1, catching up with thieves can get back the loss; Catch up with your girlfriend, and your loss has just begun.

2. It rained cold in the dark night. Maybe I can say the word "break up" on such a night.

You know, holding this thread in your hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.

4. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone.

Before falling, if the meteor is seen by lovers all over the world, it will be locked tightly.

6. Guan, in Hezhou. A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman. If you can't pursue it, the black nightclub misses her during the day. Miss Long, I can't sleep over and over again.

7. Some people won't leave if you let go, and some people will leave no matter how hard you hold on.

8. If your ears itch, it proves that someone misses you; Your eyes itch, which proves that someone wants to see you; Your itchy lips prove that someone wants to kiss you; If your body itches, don't think about it. It's time for a bath.

9. I can only believe that this pain in my heart will gradually fade away one day.

10, I like him, I like him, in fact, I wanted to tell him a long time ago that I like him!

1 1. You can't even walk well. You are a pig. I will hold your hand!

12, love does not return because it does not persist.

13, I know! But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, how are you now? You must dump your husband and come with me.

14, I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

15, you must be thinking about me now.

16, baby, you, you know, you know, you know? You stole my heart.

17, a friend told me that at dawn, angels will worship together. If setting off fireworks at this time will attract them, their wishes will be particularly easy to realize.

18. Seeing his childish smile for the first time, even a small biscuit can make him so moved.

19, send you a bunch of roses to convey your feelings; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating!

20. I like you. I like to be so stubborn and feel puzzled. In my eyes, I only see you.

2 1, I ache all over, but why is there a trace of sweetness and happiness in my heart?

22. Sister, sister, I love you. I moved you with words first, and then I moved you with actions. I bought you a diamond ring and married you in a Mercedes!

That's your business, not mine. My future career and ideal, I want to create it myself!

I will never give in.

25. Gorgeous clothes and beautiful hair are not important to me. From now on, I want to be myself.

26. In fact, I felt that I was in love with him several times.

27. If you want to cry, just stand on your head. In this way, the tears that were supposed to flow out could not flow out. Have you learned?

28. Love is just an illusion.

29. You can forget the past, but you must let go.

There are so many life guides in the world, but I am in The Journey to the West.

3 1, I don't have much time to listen to you talk about her, and I don't have much time to comfort you who was hurt by her.

I can only describe your beauty with plants. Face is melon seeds, waist is willow, eyebrows are willow leaves, eyes are longan, mouth is cherry and hands are lotus roots.

33. Last night, I had a dream in which God asked me who I loved most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him?

34. If you can't get rid of the haze in your heart, you will never be able to admit and be free.

35, for the purpose of grading, cheating as a means, supplemented by cheat sheets.

36. You stupid woman! You think it's funny

I cried not because I was sad, but because I was so happy.

I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer!

39. Do you know? I can't live without her. Without her, I can't even breathe.

40. You tell me what I should do to continue to love you.

4 1, dear, today I will summon up the courage to tell you three words that I have been afraid to say: I love you! I choose today as a special day. Because: there is reason to go back on our word in the future!

42. When I met you, they were congenial; Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want happiness; Hold hands with you, and we will be together!

43. Mother-in-law's result: Men are feminine and women are menstruation.

44, wife, I miss you, send text messages to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

As long as you say no, I will believe you. Because I like you. I really like you.

46. Don't ask me if I like you. If I like you, it's simple, then your heart will change!

47. I finally caught you, how could I let you down easily!

48. Actually, you will be really happy with me.

49, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you for 70 years in a row is my strength!

I can't live like a normal person. I don't know what my life will be like if you leave me!

Humor and humor. Talk about 3 1. Dad has changed, and that makes people feel comfortable. I'm glad. I'm happy. It's more exciting than anything.

2. When her father agreed to her request, she was suddenly elated, and joy flew to her brow, and her eyes narrowed into two small crescent moons.

3. Run, run, run! His heart is excited, and his happiness can no longer be expressed in our shallow language. It seems that every hair on his body has the joy of beating.

4. Run, run, run! He is triumphant and cheerful, and his ecstasy can no longer be expressed in our shallow language. It seems that every hair on his body is beating happily.

Idiom cards are my good partners in my after-school life. Every time I make a new idiom card, my heart is sweet, just like eating honey.

6. Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. On New Year's Eve, relatives will get together. This is really a happy day.

7. My brother was ecstatic, holding this notice soaked in sweat and laughing comfortably.

8. It seems that there is a sweet and cool wind blowing through my heart!

9. Flowers are smiling brightly, birds are chirping happily, and my mood is as sweet as eating honey.

10, see teammates take the lead in crossing key points! He jumped up with joy.

1 1. When the calf woke up, every hair on his body jumped with excitement.

12. Seeing this scene, I was so happy that I turned over on the ground, laughing and shouting loudly, clapping my hands and stamping my feet.

13, look at his beaming expression, I guess the work problem must be implemented.

14, leaving the stadium, students were greeted with unexpected smiles and dancing cheers. I am happy, too. Leaves swaying in the wind, as if dancing happily for me; Birds are chirping in the air, as if singing for me. ...

15, beaming, cheerful, full of enthusiasm, full of spring breeze, jumping, jumping, laughing with excitement.

16, my sister heard everyone's praise, two red clouds floated on her cheeks, and a bright red tongue circled her lips, which made her flattered.

17, the rice bag is heavily pressed on the body, but I feel extremely relaxed in my heart. Happy, and the pace seems to be extraordinarily light.

18, birds singing in the air, as if to congratulate me; Flowers bloom in the sun, as if to bless me. Ah, my father is taking me to Beijing to play. I am ecstatic. I jump and jump when I walk.

19, the calm lake surface aroused the joyful waves, and my mood was as jubilant as the waves.

When she received the admission notice from the university, she cheered immediately.

2 1, his heart is like a seedling after a long drought!

22. He was so happy that he couldn't restrain his heartbeat!

He smiled happily, revealing a row of neat white teeth.

24. He was so happy that his lower lip wrapped around his upper lip that his face became a pimple.

25, he can't say clearly, only know that he is a happy bird!

26. His heart is happy, like a bird singing there!

At the age of 27, his heart is like a bottle of honey, his eyebrows are smiling, and even his face with a square purple chamber is faintly pockmarked with red light.

28. He is in a happy mood, just like February in Beijing. The warmth of spring breeze is warm and harmonious!

29. They flew hand in hand like two birds across the field, into the village and into the yard.

30. She smiled, and her white face showed a shy blush, which made her even more shy and lovely.

3 1, her heart is crossed, with a moving smile on her face and nodding like a dove.

32. The sunset glow on the horizon reveals a smiling face, as if sharing our joy; The birds in the air are singing happily, as if singing a hymn for us; The grass on the roadside danced in the breeze, as if celebrating for us. Our mood is so happy, so cheerful.

33. Hearing that his father finally agreed to let him go to school, Laixi put a willow leaf in his mouth, learned a few chirps of orioles and thrushes, and ran away with a brand-new schoolbag on his back.

The students were ecstatic and cheered with joy.

35. Suddenly, when the curtain was lifted, my little sister rushed up like a magpie egg and giggled with her small mouth without front teeth.

I don't know how to describe my happiness at the moment. Like a free bird, a released prisoner, an animal that escaped from the hunter. ...

37. As soon as I received the admission notice, I was as happy as a plowman after a long drought, and as a fisherman in a foggy sea saw the lighthouse. Really don't know how to describe it!

38. Hearing this, I jumped three feet high and was elated. I can't help but hold up the good news and cheer: "Oh, I want to be happy!" "

39. I'm so happy. Xiao Qiang's narrow eyes, like nails, have become two curved seams.

40, I like to drink mellow wine, and my mouth is smiling!

4 1, Xiao Huan showed a smug smile on her face, and her heart was sweeter than eating honey.

42. Xiaoli pursed her mouth, hunched over, crept up and approached it step by step. Approaching, approaching, I saw her quietly reaching out her right hand to the butterfly, and her open fingers closed and caught the butterfly's wings. Xiaoli is very happy, elated and jumping for joy.

43. The little girl blushed, clapped her hands and jumped up and down, with two pigtails swinging with her body.

44. There is a bright and happy spark in my heart!

45. Excitement and excitement, like a flood that burst its banks, poured out of his mind. He can no longer hide his gentleness. He danced and cheered.

46. Yan Yang holds up an umbrella, lifts a satchel and shoulders it; Thinking of going to college soon, I walked out of the house like a cloud.

47. A burst of intoxicating happiness soaked her heart!

48. Ingrid Bergman said that good health and bad memories will make us live happier. Indeed, there are too many idle words in the world, which are not worth keeping in mind.

49. I got the English exam 100. I couldn't restrain my inner joy and flew into the house like a bird.

50. The way to get along with others lies in infinite tolerance.

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