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Post in Moments "If sorry helps, then why do we need the police?" How to reply in a humorous way.

I really want a man to say to me very fiercely

I really want a man to say to me very fiercely, "What the hell are you doing up so early?"

Go back to bed and sleep hard. What kind of bullshit job are you working in? Why don’t you make enough money at work?

Sleep honestly at home. I'll take you to dinner when you wake up!" Then he slammed a wad of money on the table and said very domineeringly, "Take it and spend it as you like. If you don't finish it, I'll kill you when I come back."