Life needs self-entertainment.

life needs self-entertainment. 1. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

2. I can't chat, but when you are bored, I will be bored with you.

3. "After military training, you are no longer single dog." "What is that?" "It's a military dog"

4. Who said that life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?

5. if you don't really mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't want it.

6. Why do you want to get up? I just got up yesterday.

7. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.

8. Please don't call me an otaku in the future. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

9. Time is the devil, and it disappears everything, including love and youth

1. There are so many lovers outside, I dare not go out, for fear that they will regret having someone.

11. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I am so stupid on the other end of the phone.

12. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is an ability to survive; And wisdom is a state of existence. There are not many smart people in the world, and it is estimated that one in ten; The wise are even rarer, and it is estimated that there is one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is the wise who can suffer. A wise man knows what he can do, but a wise man knows what he can't do.

13. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you with your initial heart to the end.

14. The kind of person who speaks super funny, has an unusually good temper and is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, such as me.

15. The ugly duckling turns into a white swan, not only because it works hard, but because its parents are white swans.

16. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of being mentally ill is to have a brain.

17. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I disagree. They must have never seen me.

18. Work hard, or you will have nothing but beauty. Life needs to entertain itself. shanghai dawn tonight, I couldn't bear to have my flowers ruthlessly destroyed by the rainstorm, so I cut some back and put them in a vase, and suddenly the house was full of fragrance, which was still the familiar smell of Chinese rose in my childhood! At this time, my heart is very quiet and everything is so quiet. Washing clothes, cooking, growing flowers and grass is my hobby, and I am very happy to have such a life! I like to live a free life, enjoy myself, sit quietly at the door and enjoy my flowers and plants, and smell different flowers with different tastes!

2. Sister paper with small breasts should smile more, because joy makes a cup.

21. The starting point of your life is not so important, but where you can reach in the end.

22, horses stride across the plain and forge ahead. The fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

23. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, is comfortable and detached! The house I yearn for is comfortable!

24. When counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me what to sleep. Get up and say hi.

25. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

26. If life is divided into two parts, the first half is called not hesitating, and the second half is called not regretting.

27. Sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

28. After all the hardships, one doesn't expect to be with anyone.

29. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in my life is the time with you.

3. People's troubles are only 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mood and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

31. Don't go out when the road is frozen in winter in single dog, because if you fall down, it will freeze into ... Wang Wang and broken ice.

32. My personality is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

34. If you are willing to rip my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

35. After eating and drinking enough, I continued to lie down and read for a while. The more I read, the more uncomfortable I became, and the more I couldn't sleep. It turned out that I didn't read books.

36. Every winter, all the places outside the bed are far away, and all the places I can't reach are foreign countries. The last toilet is a business trip, and the last shift is to go abroad. Life needs self-entertainment.

37. Meng Jiangnv cries the Great Wall dry and red, and the White Lady is full of water.

38. Someone asked what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

39. You don't cherish leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.

4. No matter how bad my scores are, they are all my own. I don't mind!

41. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

42. Before I met you, I was not a judge by appearances.

43. There is no room, so you have no mother-in-law.

44. There are so many couples outside that I am afraid that as soon as I appear, they will regret that they already have a boyfriend.

45. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk all your life.

46. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I am proud to sleep every day.

47. Think about me when you are bored. Don't waste time.

48. In today's society, everyone has to queue up to jump the queue.

49. I'm bored. Sleeping in bed at home is not enough to stimulate me at school!

5. Life is a long journey, and we can't walk so perfectly at every step. It's not a bad thing to fall and take several detours. At least, we can taste the frustration, gain more experience and make our life colorful. Perhaps we didn't understand until we passed the finish line that the road was flat but less scenic, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and passed, what we have won is a brand-new self!

51. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.

52. A civilized man is a more experienced and smarter savage.

53. blacking out and deleting is to make your temper angry, and the real departure is to be polite. Life is very tiring. Tell me about the mood of entertaining yourself

Life is very tiring. Tell me about the mood of entertaining yourself. 1. "Why do you always take the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the next class." "Get out of here."

2. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

3. I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

4. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

5. Being drunk three times a day is often confused with sleeping. The thinning body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

6. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

7. Naive to a new high, enjoying yourself, life is impermanent, live every day well and be happy. I hope someone will love you as always, love you deeply, and never be disappointed.

8. Do what you should do. Good morning!

9. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I'm a beautiful woman in a messy room.

1. "Say, what else will you eat?" "You will be hungry."

11. If you adjust your diet, you can live a long and healthy life, and you can enjoy yourself better than taking a panacea.

12. Watermelon vines lead wild slopes, and wax gourd vines grow in barren land. Self-sufficient small farmers, self-satisfied and happy. Look at the morning steaming, and accompany the evening boat for a few poles. Clear waves swim fish and white stone paintings, and the blue sky flies with fairy wings. The rocks are thin and bamboo is cool, and the old locust and white lotus are charming in the moonlight.

13. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

14. On the nth day when you can't go out, start eating on the balcony and see the outside world.

15. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

16. Take time to hate people who hate themselves, and you will have less time to love people you like.

17. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

18. salt can't hurt you unless you have a fester.

19. I don't know what surrender is, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over the game.

2. If a friend who chats well with you on the Internet suddenly ignores you, you should reflect on whether you are taking a selfie on the Internet.

21. looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is not as good as the next?

22. When counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me what to sleep. Get up and say hi.

23. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook my head all night.

25. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I'll grow old.

26. Some scenery can only be enjoyed, but can't be collected, just like some people are only suitable for meeting but not for long-term companionship.

27. I lit a cigarette and took two puffs. Suddenly, someone told me that smoking is forbidden in the public office. I was glad that I was moving bricks at the construction site.

28. How can I live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

29. No matter how bad my own test scores are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

3. We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to finish laughing.

31. Along the way, we will always suffer from loss and gain, and we will never give up something. We always naively think that as long as we persist, there will be results, and as long as we persist, there will be hope.

32. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

33. The country is prosperous and the people are safe, the society is peaceful, the citizens visit the park, enjoy themselves and enjoy themselves. They are deeply impressed by the scene, and China is prosperous for a hundred years.

34. Time is the devil, and it disappears everything, including love and youth.

35. When a boy plays LOL, he ignores you, not necessarily because he cares about you, but also because he is waiting for resurrection.

36. Every morning, I will be awakened by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

37. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night It's also me.

38. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.

39. Life's joys and sorrows, ups and downs, are all tied to the heart. If you have a good attitude, there is no hurdle. Manage your mood well, and you will have the whole of your life.

4. Why do you want to get up? I just got up yesterday.

41. There are so many fireworks in the long street, so turn around and watch.

42. You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table, what should I do if the wind blows away?

43. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

44. A little red dust paints life, and the afterlife is silent. Flowers bloom and fall in four seasons, and you are happy and sad!

45. Someone asked what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

46. There is no good or evil in people, and good or evil exists in their hearts. Humorous sentences that amuse oneself

1. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, I am your most important person, silly child, I am your father.

2. Don't go out when the road is frozen in winter in single dog, because if you fall down, you will be frozen to pieces of ice.

3. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

4. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I am so stupid on the other end of the phone.

5. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

6. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I'll grow old.

7. If you are born with Yu, you will be born with Liang; if you are born with delicious food, you will be born with fat; if you are born with bangs, you will be born with gale; if you are born with me, why not give birth to my partner?

8. Watching the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas is really beautiful. I have tried it, and I almost didn't get a concussion.

9. that day, I cried and asked my boss why he had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, and there can't be a holiday.

1. You don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see them fall a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.

11. It doesn't matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly

12. Time will separate us one day, but. Even so, let's stay together until that day comes.

13. Time is the devil, and it disappears everything, including love and youth.

14. Which is more important, the daughter-in-law or the game? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

15. They are all too strong, and they cover up all their sorrows with smiles, so they will be so sad that they will be defeated in the end.

16. My personality is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

17. Please don't smirk at me when I call your full name, because I am serious at this moment.

18. I'm not the cute one who has to think about it for a long time after spending fifty dollars. I have to think about it for five dollars now.

19. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer alone.

2. I ate a drawer of steamed buns in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the power of the wild in my body!

21. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I work hard just to prove that I am good enough for you.

22. Some fish can never be caged because they belong to the sky

23. Where there are people who miss you, that's where you belong. Relax yourself, enrich your life and entertain yourself

1. Be a sweet girl, who can nest in your arms and spoil the kind of coat you want to kiss ~

2. Now, now, just follow the fate; The future, the future heart, why bother.

3. It doesn't matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly <