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Snow reflects plum blossoms, Mei Xueying, tell me about it.
The sea water with the same word and different sounds is falling towards the sea (pronunciation: the tide of the sea, the tide of the tide, the tide of the tide), and the clouds are lingering and disappearing (pronunciation: the clouds are rising, lingering and disappearing). Hungry chickens steal rice and children's barrels, summer rats cool their beams, and guests cough. No mountain can compare with Wushan Mountain, and no water can compare with river water. Jia Dao is drunk, and Liu Ling doesn't drink. Hui literati have visited Buddhist temples, and the Buddha has become a big guest. He has always lived in a natural place. In fact, the guest monk travels in the sky, and the monk travels in the clouds. There are red flowers and mangroves everywhere, and the trees and snow reflect plum blossoms. Mei Yingying catkins, Jingquan Mountain, Shangshan Spring, Jing Qing Pool, Litang Shuiqing Shanghai tap water comes from the sea; Shandong groundnut flowers fall to Dongshan. The thimble connects the goat with the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn; When the buffalo enters the water, the water is not waist-high as the buffalo. Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, green leaves, autumn sounds, geese sounds, cold sounds, Wuxi Xishan, Wuxi Pinghu, Pinghu open their mouths and smile at everything today; You can tolerate when you are pregnant, but you can't tolerate it when you are with yourself. Couplet stories about a poor family and borrowing money from relatives and friends were rejected. After the middle school entrance examination, relatives and friends came to curry favor and flocked to it. The scholar was filled with emotion and posted a couplet at the door: I remember the past year, the famine in May, June and July, the rice was burned to death, and I was poor and iron-free, so I couldn't get credit and owed money. Although there are distant relatives, who is willing to send charcoal in the snow; Fortunately, the articles in the first, second and third sessions of the Imperial Examination this year are all appropriate. After getting the Five Classics, the names and surnames are also fragrant, which is the icing on the cake. Reduplicated words are mountains and rivers, and Xiu Xiu is everywhere; It's always strange when it's sunny and rainy, green and red, everywhere; Ups and downs, year after year, overlapping mountains, winding; Ding Dongquan, under the tree, study hard, work hard and study hard. It is difficult to start a business, but it is difficult to stay in business. It is not difficult to know the difficulty. It's not difficult to cry with the radicals. Xiangjiang River is full of water. Lotus stems, lotus roots, lotus roots, moss, hibiscus peony buds, floral fragrance, welcome to the distance, advance and retreat, and return home. Travel around, play the pipa, harp, eight kings and four little devils (Eight-Nation Alliance, the first part). "Lotus" and "pity" are harmonious; "Pear" is homophonic with "Li". Living in a pagoda and looking at Kong Ming, I hate the birdcage on the riverside, and I hate Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. "Kong Ming, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Chao" are in harmony with "Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Cao"; There are also names: Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. ) Two apes cut down trees on the mountain. The little monkey dared to cut a horse into the mud. How could the old beast run out of his hooves? (Li and I smile at each other. "See, hoof" is homophonic "sentence, topic". ) The lights in the tower are layered on the corner (Ge), and the lotus root is planted in the Ming pool (g) (Zhuge Liang is Kong Ming; Li Taibai is Chang Geng. ) Because of the lotus root? Apricots don't need plums! (The first couplet is homophonic as "Why are we even"; The next couplet can be homophonic as "fortunately, there is no media." ) in the two-boat race, rowing is not as fast as sailing; A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He. ("Paddle speed, fast sail, clear flute and Xiao He" are homophonic with national figures "Lu Su, Pan Mo, Di Qing and Xiao He" respectively. A friend of a gentleman is as light as water. Not in the upper part. It's in the lower part. It is in the water. It's in the wine. In the upper part of 2345 6789. The lower part of (a dress) is missing. After ten (food) breaks, crows fly into egrets, giving charcoal in the snow. Phoenix stands next to Yuanyang, icing on the cake, straw sticks to seedlings-father holds bamboo baskets to transport bamboo shoots-mother bears flowers and sesame seeds-step by step; Unearthed sugarcane-fragrant chickens and dogs crossing the frost bridge-bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way; Cattle and horses walk away from the snow-two lines of mussel fish riddle can swallow three rivers and four seas and five lakes in Er Quan, and dare to enter the door of ten people (answer: thermos). The white snake crosses the river, and there is a red sun on its head; Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus. (The first part of the answer: the oil lamp the second part of the answer: the scale) Sentence couplets leisurely recite bamboo stones, long drunk chant (part of Li Bai's poetry couplets) is poor, but there are bones and poems, and there is no god (part of Du Fu's poetry couplets). The flowers in the forest are still fragrant in the grass after the rain, which makes people feel relaxed and happy (some poetry couplets of Song Dynasty). Walking in Wan Li for a long time, there is no one in the world (part of Su Shi's poetry couplet). The scenic spots are refreshing, and the floating clouds sweep away the regrets of the world; A river gone forever, the waves washed away the troubles of the past and present. -[Song] Su Shi's topic is the sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading in the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang. Family painting cares about everything in the world. -[Ming] Gu Xiancheng's title Donglin Academy allegorizes that the official is big, the power is big, the stomach is big, and the pocket is bigger; Long hands, long tongue, long nepotism and short life span (satirizing some corrupt people). The people are still there, and the country is still there, regardless of the north and the south. In a word, it is not a thing ("The President is not a thing" satirizes and bribes the president Cao Kun). Sit down, sit down, sit down; Tea, making tea and making good tea (Su Shi is sarcastic and snobbish) is a humorous combination of wood and mountain; There was a lot of smoke because of the fire. Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks) (Su Shi goes out to make the first couplet), flowing water Dongpo poems (corpses) (Fo Yin goes out to make the second couplet), the sky is a chessboard, and the stars are children. Who can get off? The earth is a pipa, and the road is a string. Who dares to play it? There was a cold wind and heavy snow in front of Chushuang's house. See Chongyang at the bottom of Dragon Boat Festival (including six solar terms). Lin Xiangru is as famous as Sima Xiangru, but they are not. Wei Wuji, Sun Chang, Mowgli, He Mowgli, this is Mowgli. The wild geese fly south, with wings divided up and down, and the front car and the rear rail go up and down for about two rounds. It is important to sharpen one's edge and ask how many heads there are in the world; Try it in front and see how the old man does it. (Barber shop couplets) According to legend, No Love Pair was written by Zhang Zhidong in Qing Dynasty. In this form of couplets, sentences and antitheses form their own chapters, and only through other explanations can they echo each other. One day, Zhang Zhidong wanted to have a drink in Taoranting, and took a poem of that time, "Looking for an axe from a tree", as the first sentence, Zhang said, "It's really irrelevant." In the upper and lower links, "tree", "fruit" and "dawn" are all vegetation; "Already", "Ran" and "He" are all function words; "Half", "one" and all numbers; Both "seek" and "point" are escaped as verbs; "Hugh" and "no" are function words; "Vertical" and "phase" are function words; "Axe" and "dry" are ancient weapons. Zhang Zhidong's antithesis is eclectic in dialect. Five winds and ten rains, plum blossom festival, two waters and three mountains, Li Bai's poems are afraid of heat, so it is best to wear shorts. If there is wine, just like the student who threw away his hat for lasso, I challenge what may happen. You might as well invite Mingyue to eat wonton for free.
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