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Make sentences with old sisters (about 30)

First, the condom said to the sanitary napkin: Laomei, don't go to work. As soon as you go to work, I will have no business for seven days! The sanitary napkin said to the condom: Brother, are you satisfied? If you fucking leak it, I'll lose my job for ten months!

Second, I called home yesterday, and my sister just found out the result.

I forgot to send my sister a birthday card.

My grandmother wanted to buy a baby swimming pool for my sister and went to the market to have a look. Sold for 408 yuan.

I made an appointment with my sister to go to IKEA the other day. She wants to go shopping and I want to eat Swedish meatballs.

I am your sister, and this is my duty.

I'm divorced and have nothing. I have been sleeping on my sister's sofa for the past three weeks.

Hey, did you see your sister last week?

Nine, looking at my sister's almost paralyzed expression and her trembling feet, I decided to find a place to rest and work hard tomorrow.

X. Huang yinmei; Brother: Han Yubin; Lao Mei: Han.

1 1. The rich in my heart have pushed up the price of this land.

Therefore, I am worried about this simple little girl who is about to enter the Western Division.

Sister was very happy that day.

Chatting while eating: "I have a holiday in June 1 day."

I celebrate the festival on May 4th.

Now you can have a big meal on March 8th. "

Thirteen, Dustin saw him talking about his sister.

Feel uncomfortable and despise. originate from

Fourteen, the old sister is not a sister.

He is a man.

Fifteen, advise your sister to do it by herself when she sleeps at night.

Sixteen, although the elder sister said * * and philistinism.

Seventeen, the former "big sister" has fallen to this point.

The horse showed compassion for Su Qin.

Eighteen, "sister.

We fight the devil, and you are the backing. "It is located in Dongjiaomin Lane on the east side of Tiananmen Square.

It was at this time that the residence of old comrades was mentioned.

Nineteen, but no matter how heroic you are, you can't buy the sincerity of an old northeast girl.

This is not allowed in other people's occupations.

Twenty, sister encouraged everyone to take to the streets to create 1 rebellion.

Don't stop her

It doesn't matter.

Twenty one, one day.

Third aunt said that she met an elder sister outside.

Dragging my cousin to see him.

22, our old sister? Impossible, right? There are six brothers and sisters at home.

She is the youngest daughter.

Be in sb's favor

No, sissy

You are too timid.

Twenty-three, I went to an elder sister's house to get a VCD a while ago.

But she asked me to go to her son's house.

She works there.

24. Imperial edict: Today's Double Ninth Festival, also known as the Festival for the Elderly, all people with "old" titles should greet each other, such as husband and wife, brothers and sisters, parents, bosses, wives of old friends ...!

Twenty-five, Chongyang September 9, I sent my blessing to my "old" friends: May my parents be healthy and happy; All couples are sweet and never leave their hands; All bosses often get together for wealth; All brothers, brothers, sisters, sisters have no troubles!

Twenty-six years old, now I am still confused about my future, restrained or sad about yesterday's sadness, but I will always remember my mother's fairy tales, my father's teaching and my sister's loveliness in my heart.

I didn't buy my mother stomach medicine that time.

Mom's stomach is upset.

Be patient.

Don't tell sis.

I didn't tell my sister afterwards.

Sister probably didn't buy stomach medicine for her mother either.

28 or 4 years ago

Qu Shuzhi had a sudden cerebral infarction.

Life can not take care of themselves

Zheng took her sister home without hesitation.

Take care of it wholeheartedly.

Twenty-nine, although my brothers also help.

But they have to work.

"Pension Project" and "Doing New Year's Goods"

The main responsible person must be sis.

Thirty, Tang Anmei, a community resident of Daxi Village, Guojiatuo Street, Jiangbei District, Chongqing, did it.

She is 94-year-old Xu Dazhen and 82-year-old Xu Daxiu, who have known each other for many years.

At the same time, she is also a community women volunteer in Daxi Village.