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The original words of domineering scolding Xiao San satirize Xiao San's meaningful words (30 sentences)

1, mistress is mistress. I didn't know that my face had been shaped into the surface of the moon by instruments. I think I am young and beautiful. That's ridiculous.

You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they can't compare with the original ones. Besides, your accessories are just a defective product.

3, more shameless, too thick-skinned, I don't know how disgusting my face is under the background of 1 cm.

He always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more.

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

6, you shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

7. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you.

8. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

9, you are willing to give others as toilet paper, people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard to scratch your ass.

10, for love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.

1 1, congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.

12, sleepy in spring, weak in summer and weak in autumn, just sleeping in winter.

13, I think I'm a fool. I can only be helpless silently in my heart.

14, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

15, wouldn't it be better to be a mistress You think rubbing it will look good?

16, smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

17, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.

18, it's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, it's your fault to run out and scare people.

19, I heard that it is not easy for you to be on location in do miss. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

20. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

2 1, your socks are exposed "(a pair of whore

22, don't learn from Pig Bajie, at least people know how to take care of themselves by peeing.

23. Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

24. I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

25. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg!

Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?

27. Can you twist it three times in one step? Watch your waist. If you sprain it, it will be difficult to seduce other married people.

28. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

29. You are a bus. You can get on and off for a dollar.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going