On the circle of friends in humor evaluation

1. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

2. You study, you get out. Now I start to stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, die young, and be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

4. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master", but the salary did not seem to rise.

I am like a bug on a cabbage. My classmates roll and I climb by myself.

I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

7. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

8. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

9. When my roommates stayed up all night, I secretly picked up all the hair on the ground, stuck it on my head and rolled them to death.

10. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

1 1. As long as the roll is not dead, it will roll into a dead person.

12. Roommates sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed one subject at the end of the term, which made them very unhappy.

13. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

15. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

16. Before I got involved, I started my own mental internal friction.

17. I'm a piece of paper in the pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. We don't want a better life.

18. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

19. When my colleagues were off work, I secretly worked overtime to complete the performance, get the reuse of boss and kill them.

20. My roommates are sleeping. I secretly went out to pick up garbage. I was richer than them and killed them.

Internal humorous copy suitable for friends circle (20 sentences)

1. What can you do lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

Actually, we were in love.

My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

5. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

6. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

7. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

8. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

9. Did you write today?

10. Now the object is hard to find. My beautiful roommate and I digested internally and crushed them to death.

1 1. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

12. They are all studying. I secretly sleep to make my body better than them and roll them to death.

13. Involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

14. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

15. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

16. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die long ago. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

17. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

18. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks thousands of volumes.

19. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

20. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

Excerpt from the humor in the circle of friends in the examination paper (20 sentences)

1. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

2. When others shit in the toilet, I shit in the bed. It's so convenient. I'll roll them to death.

In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

Cross the bridge when you come to it, so there is no need to work hard now.

Everyone was paddling for fish, and I secretly studied while fishing, killing them.

6. This is not an involution, it is a quiet study, and then give everyone a surprise!

7. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

8. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

9. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

10. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

1 1. It's hilarious. We don't allow hanging bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the bunks in the dormitory and then secretly roll to death.

12. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job, but I am actually preparing for the exam full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

13. I would rather kill myself than run over others.

14. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

15. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

16. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

17. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

18. You wear headphones to listen to songs when you draw. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

19. There is no hurdle in life. If you can't get through, try to lie down!

20. When everyone is involved in the exam, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

Send the funny sentences in the inner volume to friends.

1. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

2. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master", but the salary did not seem to rise.

My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

4. The development of the track will be "natural" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

5. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

7. Pretend to play games while driving timi. In fact, while the mobile phone is on, it is endorsed, secretly recited and rolled to death.

8. Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

9. It's hard to find someone now. My beautiful roommate and I digested them internally and rolled them to death.

10. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

1 1. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They were fat together and I was thin alone, which killed them.

12. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

13. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.

14. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

15. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

16. Wang Juan started the war, but nothing grew.

17. Did you write today?

18. Let's get better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

19. My roommates are asleep. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

20. As long as you can't die, roll into the dead.