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Funny talk about the circle of friends suitable for Halloween (selected 35 sentences)

1, Halloween is here! GREAT GHOST boy, the old demon and the small demon have come out to exercise their muscles again. I send my blessing gently. I wish everyone an easy exorcism and a happy day! Happy Halloween!

2, Halloween is here, I just want to tell you a very simple truth: only the money spent is money, what is not spent is paper, and what is burned is paper money. Happy Halloween!

Tonight, on Halloween, I say hello to you on behalf of my 18th generation ancestors. If you don't like it, I will take them to visit you.

4. Don't always think about it when you have nothing to do. You can chat with me when you are lonely. Be careful to catch cold on lonely nights. I wish you a happy and peaceful Halloween.

5, Halloween, God knows what you are thinking, why don't you ignore me, I didn't make a mistake, you want me to do it, don't pretend to scare you, you will be happy.

I wish you and your friends a scream and goose bumps on Halloween night. The dead and the living are scared together.

7, warm reminder: Today is Halloween, go out and call each other nicknames. In order to avoid being called, don't look back when you are called, just ignore it. Don't pat others on the head and shoulders. Otherwise it's easy to get caught.

8. The wind blew through the fallen leaves in the street and greeted a group of light-footed imps. Let's dance with the devil tonight and talk nonsense! Happy Halloween!

Today is Halloween, and your luck will fluctuate like a ghost. However, if you treat me to a big meal, I can change your luck for you. I don't know if you believe me, a hungry ghost.

10, let me tell you a secret. I recently learned a new skill, that is, catching ghosts. Today is Halloween. I want to show it to you in person, but you must invite me to dinner first.

1 1. Don't go out on Halloween. What if the ghost is scared to death?

12, I heard that today is Ghost Festival. When dancing in the street, remember to go home early, lock the door, don't run around in the middle of the night, go to bed on time and send me a message before going to bed! Happy Halloween!

13. Light up the carnival night with pumpkin lanterns. Today is Halloween. May every lonely soul be as happy as a ghost

14, I miss you very much, but I'm afraid to see you. Maybe you are watching me silently in some corner of the world. I want to touch your face without chin. Ah, ghost! Happy Halloween!

15, Halloween is coming, let's go to the Halloween costume party. But you have such a personality that you look like a ghost without dressing up. Remember to keep the appointment on time! Happy Halloween!

16, you are funny, you are funny, you are really funny; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and bullets cannot penetrate; Learn to somersault and fall into the pit. Haha, I wish you a happy Halloween!

17, eating at home and giving gifts on holidays. Today is an unusual day. We are also rushing to modernization. We will send you a short message. Halloween is here. I wish you a happy holiday and a heavy gift!

18, I always neglect to greet you because of my busy work, but today is your holiday, no matter how busy I am, I will send you holiday wishes. Happy Halloween!

19, the mood needs to be happy, happiness needs to be funny, funny is not bad, and the whole person needs friendship. Today is Halloween. Pretend to be a ghost As long as you don't scare people, life is wonderful.

20. Please note that unknown objects are found ahead. According to experts' prediction, it is very likely that a ghost is swimming. Please hold your breath and recite the mantra slowly: Happy Halloween.

2 1, Today is Halloween. I heard that there will be many ghosts in the street and ghosts in GREAT GHOST. Remember to go home early and lock the door.

22, Halloween is here, I wish you a hungry ghost at work, a drunk after work, surrounded by lechers, anyway, you are a dead fool; Happy Halloween, son! I wish you look more like the devil!

23, buddy, today is a special day, not my birthday, nor her birthday, nor the birthday of the revolutionary leader, today is its festival. Happy Halloween.

24. Jack-o'-lantern, ghost mask, trick-or-treating, GREAT GHOST children and evil spirits haunt and surround you every night. Are you scared? Ha ha! Happy Halloween!

25. Good-looking people make an appointment to go to Halloween, and ugly houses have a holiday at home!

26. I don't know what to wear for Halloween. I'll play your girlfriend.

27. Hello! The man standing behind you, who is he! Why have you been following you? God, he will always follow you! Happy Halloween!

28, Halloween is coming, I will dress myself up beautifully, then put on clean white clothes, pretend to be a person, and then go to play with you.

29. Damn it during the day, there are ghosts everywhere at night. How can there be so many ghosts? Because today is Halloween, let's pretend to be ghosts and have a happy carnival night!

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy Halloween" has become popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection.

3 1, singing every day, that's emperors and princes, having fun every day, that's hooligans, working hard all day, it's time to enjoy themselves. Although they are not ghost kings, they will go crazy on Halloween.

32. Make a face with a pumpkin and let your mood indulge for a day. Although the world is haunted, I still put on makeup and went to the crowd to entertain myself, and pumpkin pie was a night banquet. Happy Halloween all day!

33. Tonight is Halloween. Single unmarried beauty must be cautious. Timid people can come to my house to sleep.

Today is a special day, my friend. It's not my birthday, nor her birthday, nor xx's birthday. Today is Ghost Festival. Happy Halloween.

35. Halloween is here: I wish you a prosperous business, colorful love, foolproof work, a bright future in Wan Li and great wisdom. Finally, I wish you all the best on Halloween!