What kind of experience is it to have a dirty roommate?

I have changed from a naive person who doesn't boast about the world to an old driver who is full of pollution rights. The first thing to thank is my roommate.

Speaking of my roommate, she has long blond hair, waist-length, thin waist, long hips and beautiful skin. Although it is not one in a million, it can also be the goddess in the hearts of many boys, so everyone thinks that she is a pure girl, and no one can see that she is an old driver except me. Driving in the dormitory is her favorite. At first we resisted, but gradually we got used to it and assimilated. According to her logic, a person's polluted forest is very lonely, and the heights are too cold to be cold. It is necessary to lead the pollution and drive the pollution later. When everyone is equal in strength, the scene of racing together must be spectacular. As her opposite bed, I naturally became the focus of her training. Every day when I open Weibo, I can always receive her latest dirty jokes. When I talk to her, she can always find a stain and then be severely ridiculed. At first, I blush and say I hate it. Later, I finally found out that this kind of physical attack is like tickling her, and she still has to fight poison with poison. Now our daily life in the dormitory is nothing but playing games and racing cars. As long as she doesn't say 100%, I can get 99% perfectly.

Everyone knows that boys actually love telling dirty jokes, but I feel so hypocritical every time I meet this situation. I know each other's jokes clearly, but I have to pretend to be arrogant. In fact, at this time, my heart is very contemptuous of such seniors. Don't take out the old jokes. Sister knows more than you, and it's very tiring to perform with you. I found that since I got dirty, my thoughts easily formed inertia. For example, sensitive words such as cucumber, banana, yellow peach and chrysanthemum, I really dare not look directly at them. Every time I think wrong, I have to drag myself back. However, it would be embarrassing if someone else put it forward on purpose. This is a life-and-death moment. You can tell whether you are innocent or not by your expression, so you must be careful of that kind of scheming boy at this time. If you are not careful, you will be broken. Of course, I don't dislike all boys telling dirty jokes. After all, it depends on their faces. If they are good-looking, I will play hard with you, and I don't mind playing a shy primary school girl. If they are evil, I really think something is wrong with my life. How many unnatural things have you done in your last life? I often keep silent about such people. Who is more embarrassed than who?

Actually, I think it's quite good. I live a relaxed and happy life, but I have nothing to say about dirty jokes and driving. I don't kill people or set fires. Dirty girls are cute, too On the contrary, it is really stressful to get along with girls who are too simple. After all, it will hurt to bring bad feelings to others!