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Talk to someone who is worried about your thinness.

1. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

2. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!

4. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

Your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, so you can lose weight successfully. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

6. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

7. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

8. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

9. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her!

10. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a smiling face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

1 1. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

12. You should cheer for yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

13. Please remember: Fat people have no future (money way)! No matter how capable and kind he is, he is just a good fat man.

14. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

15. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

16. People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?

17. Fat man without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? ! ! Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

18. The fat man who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! ! ! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you, too !

19. Those who want to lose weight but don't have the willpower to like to eat * * *, don't give yourself any fucking excuses if you want to lose weight, and die decisively? If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, keep hanging out with fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

20. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

Talking about losing weight: if a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

1, stop eating, stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

2. Anyone who is not paralyzed should move!

3. When we were laughed at by thin people, we always said indignantly that I wanted to lose weight, but when did we stick to it and then decided in the following ridicule? If you don't insist, you deserve to be laughed at again and again. Who told you you couldn't insist!

4. Big S means eating a banana every day for a week. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

5. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat, or what?

6. You should refuel yourself. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Encourage yourself to lose weight. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

7. A woman who loves to eat! ! ! ! ! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? I haven't eaten anything since I was a child. Do I owe you anything? Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! ! ! ! Fat bitch! ! !

8, a fat man with a boyfriend! Your boyfriend won't want you if you are fat again! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants cmj. Don't you look cute? ! !

9. I think I can reduce my despair. Why not? Yes! ! !

10, we are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It won't hurt to eat less.

If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to you.

Men don't care about conscience, conscience is because the scale of temptation is not enough; Women don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

Life is short as a man, but youth as a woman is short.

If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to you.

Soaking MM with bare hands is like starting from scratch, showing a man's personal charm.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

A successful single woman never needs a man, but she never lacks a man around her.

The goal of a 30-year-old woman: no wrinkling, no distortion, no fading and no deformation.

"Your legs must be very tired, right? 」

"Why? 」

"Because you've been running around in my head all day."

Look at his/her clothes label. When they say, "What are you doing?" Answer "just to see if you are made in heaven."

Or "just want to see if you are my number."

"I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe."

"Young lady, please give it back to me! 」

"what! 」

"My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 」

"It's really raining today."

"yes! 」

"That's because God is drooling over you."

"Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world."

"Why not the first one? 」

"With you, I am the happiest person! 」

If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

If you must compare yourself with a pig, I think there are at least two differences between you: 1. You can eat more than it; 2. It is smarter than you.

How can you describe your inner feelings when you look at yourself decorated with golden jade hands? Her shy little face flushed faintly, and when she remembered what had just happened, she said to herself, Why do you always break the toilet paper when you wipe your ass?

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

I had a dream last night. God ordered me to send messages to ten pigs, or I would be single for life. Shit, I can't find a second head except you.

“nHZ! HSOM "knows that you can't guess or understand." Look carefully, can't you see? "Do you know pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity. Turn your mobile phone upside down.

Why did I send you a message? Because I don't want to see you. Why don't I want to see you? Because I dare not look at your face. Why can't I look at your face? Because I just threw up yesterday.

I dreamed that you were singing last night! Your singing is very sweet, and your sentimental expression touched me. I almost vowed to love you for 10 thousand years, but I dare not, because you are singing to a frog: I will be you when I grow up!

There are three ways to deal with your wife: first, don't promise casually. Second, don't speak ill. Third, don't ask her casually if this is good.

Some people describe an optimist like this: when his wife walks into a department store, a man is waiting outside with his car engine on.

What is a white-collar worker? Today, I got paid, paid the rent, water, electricity and gas, bought instant noodles with oil and rice, felt the money left in my pocket, and sighed: This month's salary is white-collar again!

Women are cruel to men.

Women are cruel to men.

First, if you encounter a problem, you should solve it. If you can't solve it, you should face it. This is the most basic thing for men. What's the use of self-pity to prove how miserable you are or how cruel others are? Do you want to express your cowardice or others' ruthlessness? If I think there is something wrong with this statement, I can only say that I am not afraid of being called a bad woman, and I insist on my own view of men.

Today, a man sitting next to me in the car called his girlfriend and said, let's break up so that we can get together and part. Leave me alone. I just hung up on my girlfriend and called another girl to invite her to dinner tonight. At that time, a word flashed through my mind. In fact, when men are cruel to women, men know exactly what they want. When a woman is cruel to a man, it proves that the woman has completely given up on the man.

Third, women are actually cruel, and no one can change them! When you get a bargain, no one can save you! When a woman wants the same thing, it will be terrible by hook or by crook! Will try to achieve their goals in different ways! But I think, since I can't change the facts, I will choose to keep D's dignity and cherish myself more than myself! The biggest revenge for a man is not to hurt him, but to make himself more wonderful and make him regret it!

Fourth, men are always too cruel to the women they love or have loved. Women treat men the same way. However, these cruel acts originated from life. Compared with the ruthlessness of life itself, these cruel behaviors are the embodiment of kindness.

Many times a woman wants to save herself only by being hard on herself, which is the best for herself! Never be soft on men. If you are soft-hearted, you will force yourself into the corner! Therefore, women should learn to be cruel to themselves before pampering themselves!

6. Why? Why? After a man catches up with the woman he loves, what he said before has not been realized. Men often say that women are cruel. If it weren't for men's hypocrisy, lying, coaxing women and ignoring them after catching up, how could women be cruel and heartless to men! !

7. Finally, I finished reading Beijing Meets Seattle in a cruel and extravagant way. It reveals that no matter how careful a woman is to a man, it is unlikely to affect his life in his heart, while a woman is just the opposite. What women often want is really not material enjoyment. Reality makes it hard for you to escape, so you have to live on RMB. I don't want a man to have a big career, just to support his family. What women want most, I think, is to know the cold and the hot, and to exchange ideas.

8. When a woman says to a man: You don't love me anymore, the first reaction of the man is to refute it, right? But, I think, women will say this sentence. It should be that some actions of men hurt women. Why else would a woman? Is it too cruel to say such cruel words (except for the affected women and angry women)

9. Don't blame others for being cruel to you when you see a sentence. This sentence is the same for men. I have been cruel to myself for two months, and now I will continue to lose weight at 62. Would I like your chubby or shapeless face or tattered clothes? ! ! Exercise if you are fat, and tidy up if you are ugly. Sun Shuai? Of course not! But I'm cool, and my small eyes are as beautiful as mine! So don't blame others for not liking you, work hard.

X. Men In fact, women should be more cruel. Women say decisive words to men, mostly because they are not sad or emotional, not from the heart. Once a man says goodbye to a woman, it means that he has thought it over and doesn't want to continue this relationship. I hope we can break up together and let things go smoothly. That's it. So, why do women abuse themselves for a man? He is not worth it. Love yourself, love people who are kind to you, and cherish happiness!

Eleven, when shopping, the woman chose the former among three thousand to thirty thousand jade bracelets.

12. Those who hurt me will be punished. A man is so cruel to a woman. What is the reason? A woman is always just a puppet at the mercy of a man, but there is nothing she can do. However, people are really ugly, which is in line with people in reality. Why do women always get hurt? How could I be so stupid? Let me die completely by men. Go to hell. . . . .

Thirteen, in China, I only have two most important tips about marriage. It doesn't matter to the woman whether she is married or not. When you have a child, you must find a man who has at least a basic sense of responsibility for the child. Otherwise, unless you can be cruel, your quality of life will be greatly reduced for the rest of your life. For men, just don't suppress any emotions and demands, because in fact, women can't do anything, and the more you suppress, the more out of control you get.

Fourteen, I see, you haven't thought about me after being apart for so long. You just told me to be friends, and women will never be cruel to men. Men are the opposite.

Fifteen, women, in addition to being cruel to men, can also be soft-hearted. Because you can't live without money, but no man can live well. But you can't say that you don't need a man as long as you have money. We should grasp both spirit and matter at the same time.

Sixteen, I heard a long time ago that men are affectionate for a long time, and women are single-minded. Women are soft-hearted when they are in love, but cruel when they are heartless. A lesson from the past reminds a modern woman to learn to be cruel, to be cruel to her indecision, to be cruel to men when they make mistakes again, to be cruel to their own demands and to be persistent in happiness.

Seventeen, some people don't need to blame, also don't need to forget for a long time, because it is not worth it. When you blame or forget, it only shows that you still have feelings for him. Men's change of heart is more terrible than women's change of heart, because they take it for granted that women still love men even if they change their hearts again. This is the difference between men and women! He can leave you cruelly to pursue his own happiness, but we women cry to death and live, which is not worth it.

Eighteen, but one side is feeling. It's really not a good thing that a man with that face has small eyes, but a man can be cruel to a man as long as he is good to a woman. I hope he is sincere to you. Still unhappy, remember me.

19. I met a boy who pursued me before. He worked tirelessly for eight years. I always refuse him. When I see him again, I'm still full of tenderness. Post the past tense for me. I just know that after he was yelled at by me, the gift was still hidden, and the seven colors he worked so hard for faded in the flower shop. I thought that I was really cruel to men in those days, but now I have been softened into a little woman by this man around me, and even a little melodramatic occasionally, but this is like a woman ~

Twenty, when women are lovelorn, they are all the same stupid and have the same heart pain; She has a painful heart, I can really feel it; Sometimes I wonder why men are so cruel and indifferent to women; Think about why women are so cheap and willing to let go of their proud self-esteem for men; Dear friend, don't you understand that he doesn't love you at all, and how can he have the heart to give you such a cold shoulder? Why are you so persistent in listening to him tell you!

Twenty-one, am I a man? I can be cruel to men, but I cannot be cruel to women. I can be cruel to men, but I can't be cruel to women. Is there a man living in my heart? ! ! ! !

Twenty-two, I learned two things tonight: first, I should learn a D girl, be quick-thinking, tell humor and make people happy; Second, learn to be cruel to men, especially to a man whose words and deeds are different. Dishonesty is really annoying. . .

23. I'm a little scared. You have never been so cruel. I know it's really hard for you this time. I didn't apologize because I felt useless. I'm thinking. I reflected once last time, and I have to reflect again this time. If a woman is disappointed in a man again and again, I'm afraid she can't even think about it. I really haven't been good enough for you and your family. I will try my best to love you and our family.

24. Delete it every time you write it down. Delete it every time and repeat it. This is me, always hesitating, always struggling. . . I am not happy today and want to cry. . . How not to cry is to be a cruel woman, a woman who is cruel to men, yes, that's it. . Leave, that is the best protection for yourself. From tomorrow, I will still live a free and easy life. . . One person, that's all. . . .

Twenty-five, men should be intimate with women; Women should be cruel to men; Women should care about women; Close the distance between you and me from that moment, and continue from this moment. . . March 8th is coming, happy holidays, female compatriots!

Twenty-six, woman, you can't bear to be cruel to men, just wait for men to be cruel to you.

27. Women can trample on men cruelly, and most men will heal themselves and get better gradually. But men should take care of women carefully, not because they are delicate, but because you never know what a woman who loves you will pay for you behind your back. You really can't afford to hurt such a woman.

28. I believe that girls are absolutely loyal and dedicated after a relationship, and I also believe that men always feel less strange about the ducks they get, so I think girls become frivolous and careless largely because they meet unhappy men, so I don't think women need to be polite to men. Hu Yunnan and Feng feel like breaking up.

As a woman, we must have a strong and firm heart and will not be shaken by any bitch. When she is cruel, she must not be soft-hearted Don't give her heart to a man easily, let alone cry because only she is the most important. I want to have such a heart. ..

Thirty, I can need you very much, you are everything; I don't need you anymore, you are nothing! Advise all women not to care too much about men. If a man doesn't care about you, leave him mercilessly and don't hurt yourself.

Thirty-one, I am a person who will be cruel to the end once I am cruel, regardless of gender.

Thirty-two, why are women like this now? What I heard the most before was how heartless the role of man is and how playboy men are. A man is not a man without philandering. In ancient times, men had three wives and four concubines. In modern society, equality between men and women is considered equal. Men and women in private don't have beautiful faces outside, and men are also very single-minded about a woman, but why can't women be consistent with men?

33. A man kept his beloved woman waiting for too long. The man said to her: I'm sorry! The woman said: You are so cruel! Slowly, the woman fell in love with someone else, and the woman said to the man, I'm sorry! Men say to women that you are so cruel! Feelings are so fragile. Who is to blame?