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7 years old, just finished the first grade, on my way home in the summer vacation. I asked her: all the other children have won prizes. Why didn't you? The daughter proudly said: the prizes are all coaxed by the teacher. I don't care!

After watching Journey to the West, my daughter refused to squat down to urinate. What did my mother ask quickly? The daughter said: What if my father-in-law peeked? Mother smiled: Mother-in-law is in charge of the land and dare not peek. ...

3. Once I took the elevator, my stomach was uncomfortable and I always wanted to fart. Finally, I couldn't help secretly letting it go. At this time, I remembered a joke and muttered: I want everyone to feel it and put a few more. At this moment, a little girl said, Aunt, your ass is burnt ... it's embarrassing.

4. Early on the weekend. Mom: Son, why did you stay at home during the holiday? The world is so big, don't you want to go out and have a look? Son: Why don't you want to go out and have a look, but ... Mom: No money, right? Here, here is the money ... son: mom, you are great ... why is your money so small? Mom: How much does it cost to buy breakfast? ...

I got 0 in the exam. When I got home, my mother got angry when she saw my test paper: Are you stupid? I think this will be your life. Dad said, don't do this. Children need encouragement. So, my father patted me on the shoulder: Come on, son, I believe you will do well in the exam next life.

6. The first child said: Why are all children picky about food? Why are parents not picky about food? sequence

The two children said: They bought all their favorite foods, but what food did they choose? ..... I instantly petrified, which is a fact!

7. Every time I go home, I hug my little niece and kiss her. Today is no exception. Maybe it's too hot. My niece smells, so I asked her, little beauty, why does she smell? The little guy said innocently, Sister-in-law, I should be overdue ... overdue. ...

8. Husband: The study found that the couple's zodiac determines the way they get along. Wife: So I am a cow and you are a tiger. Should I be afraid of you? Husband: No, you are a rhinoceros, and I am a gecko!

9. Chatting with colleagues in the office, I asked a female colleague: Why didn't you bring your driver's license? She said confidently, don't you know that all beautiful women are sitting in the co-pilot? Another colleague: You look like this. If I drive, I'll throw you in the trunk. 10. My sister didn't have to work, so she was bored and opened a snack bar, and she hoarded a lot of goods at home. A week later, I thought about going to her house to buy some, and I met my brother-in-law. He only sighed: Alas, this shameful daughter-in-law ate it! 1 1. Mama Bang

My five-year-old brother made an evening dress embroidered with ATM.

Three letters. I smiled as soon as I saw it: hey, my brother is a self-service ATM! Or ATM! My brother gave me a white look and roared: It's terrible to have no education, which is the abbreviation of Altman. ...

12. My son didn't do well in the exam. I don't want to blame him, just say, try again next time! Son: Mom, am I stupid? Me: Why, your father and I were both top students. With this excellent inheritance, you must not be stupid! The son cried bitterly and said, Mom, are you implying that I am not your own son?