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2. If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Whitehead?
As a monster, my dream is to destroy at least one Altman.
I want to be free, I want to walk alone, I want to close my eyes and fall asleep.
5, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
6. When there is no road around, fate must encourage you to fly upwards.
7. In this life, there will always be someone who will have a hard time with you, but you really want to live with him.
8. True happiness and quickness come not from material things, but from the mind.
9. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.
10, the frequency of a person entering another person's space is enough to prove that he misses that person.
1 1, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
12, I just like you, maybe because others forced me to mature, but you made me a child again.
13, it's interesting to write down everyone who accompanied you through a part of your life.
14. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you are with the wrong person.
15, anyway, as long as you want to believe, you can find reasons to believe.
16, the head teacher can change many people's lives inadvertently.
17, who can understand my loneliness and who can bear my pain for me! Lonely bear! Who can understand the taste of loneliness!
18, I heard that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear the pain!
19, used to seeing his back, used to seeing his side face, used to him not loving me.
20. Couples only have a shelf life of the first three years at most, and the rest are just habits.
2 1, cherish and always understand, after regret, regret will never go before understanding and cherishing.
22. Your eyes will smile and bend into a bridge, but the destination is me, and I will never get there.
If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.
24. We live in pain because we have fulfilled the happiness of others.
25. I am always silent about the person I love most, not because I don't want to say it, but I just don't know what to say.
26. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.
28. You have countless spare tires and constant feelings, not because you are attractive, but because you are cheap and versatile.
29. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.
30, the sun shines, but no one's candlelight is bright.
3 1, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.
When I found my wife, I kissed her for three days and nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years?
33. If the reunion is for another forgetting, I'd rather never get together with you.
34. If someone cries for you, remember to take her home.
35. It's not that I can't quit my mobile phone. I just can't stop teasing on my mobile phone.
36. There was a sincere love? Front, cut; Does the director play or not?
37. Don't always think about "it's not too late". One day, you will find that some people are really too late for something.
38. They are all real people. Why pretend to be pure? The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
If an adult tells a child not to ask so many questions, it basically means I don't know.
40. You are like a sun. I can't live without you, but I can't live without you
4 1, there is no electricity in the car halfway, and the implementation is slow. Look up at the moon and wipe your sweat under it. You will have a lot of life, and you will have no regrets about success or failure!
42. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself: Nothing, you are probably dead.
43. You know my friends through me, and then you play better than me. In my eyes, this is the poacher.
No matter who left you, don't forget that you could have lived alone.
45. What a fart to wake the dreamer, the old woman's sin, sin.
46. I try to be what you like, but you tell me that you love her.
47. Beauty, don't look a little ugly, in fact, I am down to earth.
48. I heard that it rained in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you do this, the rain will be in vain.
49. Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.
50, go after it if you like, no matter whether someone has a boyfriend or not, the team has a goalkeeper. I thought the ball was still there!
5 1, what I want is not that I love you, I support you, but that I am old and have you.
52. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.
53. Some people profess loudly, while others care secretly. There are thousands of ways to love in Qian Qian, and only time can test them.
54. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
55. Everything is so lost without you. I broke up. What else can I say?
56. I was pleasantly surprised when you called me back, but it was a pity that I clicked on it but it was an automatic reply.
57. It's good to be a star. Don't catch your husband cheating. The whole country will help you catch it.
Maybe you are not the only reason why I smile, but you must be my favorite person.
59. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.
60. A coward is afraid of happiness. Even touching cotton will hurt him, and he will even be hurt by happiness.
6 1, women's tears are all water from the brain. When the water is dry, it will gradually become mature and smart.
When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
63. No one understands the sadness of cactus: defending oneself from others.
64. If you can't be the master of your thoughts, you will be the slave of your emotions.
65. Yi Shu: A good woman is a woman who is neither arrogant nor impetuous, and is diligent and studious.
66. People who make you sick can't give you medicine, and people who give you medicine can't bear to make you sick.
67. Love has no uniform retail price, sometimes it is worthless, and sometimes it is hard to buy.
68. Many things are actually well known to everyone, but smart people know to hold back.
69. I killed Baidu because it knew too much.
70. What I want is far away, and what I imagine is beautiful. What I saw was cruel.
7 1, even the best chain can't tie a running dog. Anyone who wants to leave is begging for a word.
72. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
73. Time goes by slowly, but why is the wound getting deeper and deeper?
74. For a possessive person, apart from absolute possession, it is parting ways.
75. Do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.
I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?
77. Don't believe in waiting, because it takes you a lot of time to see all the faces clearly.
78. The most painful thing in life is not where you are going, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and I am still studying.
79. He knows that you are reluctant to leave, so he hurts recklessly.
80. Now many men have become pure men, and many women have become pure men.
8 1, after the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will just be a cold heart.
82. Now I know that friends are like RMB, both real and fake. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.
83. Sometimes, it's better to turn around and leave than to pretend nothing has happened.
84. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.
85. Parent-teacher conferences, like * * in nature, are aimed at undermining family harmony.
86, heartless, but also need to have a heart and lung, and then be hurt heartless, that process is called "heartbreak."
87. Don't turn the page you can't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.
88. There are as many disasters in life as there are gloom in the heart. How much light there is in the heart, how much luck there is in life.
If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.
90. Only people you like will become speechless. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like.
9 1, the inspection ship overturned and sublimated into a luxury ship that failed the main body.
92. Create a group for those friends who use iphone online, and you won't have to find so much trouble to borrow money in the future.
Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.
94. Don't complain behind my back. Come out and kill me if you're not happy.
95. It is those sad and gloomy days that urge you to grow up, not the sunny days.
96. Women always talk about their men together, and men always talk about other people's women together.
97. In this world, don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.
98. If, I say if, I leave, will you come to me in tears and desperate?
99. There is no desperate situation in the world, only people who are desperate for their own situation.
100, when the shoulder to lean on is no longer, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.
10 1. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
102, I can be kinder than a good person, or I can be more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.
103, when you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.
104, the boat of friendship capsizes when it says, and the boat of love sinks when it says. Only canoes in single dog can stand.
105, how can we keep a good impression fresh forever? After all, enthusiasm always turns cold.
106. Why do you have pebbles in your hand? Because it has no edges and corners.
107, I love you. It has nothing to do with money, time, fame and fortune. I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
108, there is no despair in the world, only desperate people.
109, sometimes, after being disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead. The name of that flower is, it doesn't matter.
1 10, eating food is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.
1 1 1, people are changing, but some people choose to change their lives, while others choose to change their lives.
Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.
1 13, I slowly realized that being sincere to a person may not be rewarded.
1 14. Later, I finally understood that some people really won't think of you if you don't take the initiative to contact.
1 15, I'm not afraid to be enemies with the whole world. I'm afraid you are not on my side.
1 16, I really want to abolish you, because I want to take care of you all my life.
1 17, if I'm not brave, maybe we can't even be friends.
1 18, the lies on the road of growing up make people's hearts twisted like knotted braids and slowly stay in their memories.
1 19 So we are the humblest? A sentient person, but their feelings are hard to see.
120, my world is very simple, one is the person I love and the other is the person who loves me.
12 1. Success requires cost, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.
122, there is no * * class teacher worth popping out of the window.
123, I can touch my stomach with my backhand, put a toothpick on my collarbone, put my hair on my eyelashes and blow in my dimples.
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