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A hypocritical sentence from a senior satirist
1、
It is difficult to mold Buddha, but difficult to mold bone. A man knows his face, but not his heart.
-collection of modern Xiao proverbs
2、
The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow.
Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.
-Jie Jin's "couplets" in the Ming Dynasty
3、
Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, but they still sing "backyard flowers" across the river.
-Don Mutu's Bo Qinhuai
4、
Even if you make a promise temporarily, there will always be a long journey.
-Zhang Wei's "Wall Master" in the Tang Dynasty
5、
People are animal, but few people can really know.
-"Choosing Friends" by Meng Jiao in the Tang Dynasty
6、
Half of us were killed at the front, but the other half are still alive, and the beautiful girls are still singing and dancing for them at the camp.
-Tang Gaoshi's Ge Yanxing
7、
The world is full of joy, all for the benefit;
The world is bustling for profit.
-Sima Qian's Historical Records and Biography of Huo Zhi in the Western Han Dynasty
8、
Eyes on the ass, only clothes, not people.
-Wen Yingjiang, Qing "Singing Needle"
9、
A small official is a big official, and the meaning in the song is happy.
-Dong Yingju's Essays in Ming Dynasty
10、
Mice have skin, but people have no tools.
-The Book of Songs in the Spring and Autumn Period, anonymous.
Popular class
1, boring life, betrayed love. False world, strange face. Say goodbye and turn away.
2, the dream is destined to be a lonely journey, there is no doubt and ridicule on the road, but so what, even if it is black and blue, we must go forward bravely.
Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
4. Don't call back, don't pay back money, hypocritical and self-righteous. What the hell is this? I treat people as friends too much!
5. Life is like a ball. No matter how I roll around, it always stops at a certain point.
It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.
7. How many megapixels does it take to photograph your inner hypocrisy? Are you dissatisfied with the world?
8. Life cannot be without ideals. There should be a healthy ideal, an ideal from the heart and an ideal from the people of the whole country.
9, people's hearts, generally do not die of major events, and those small disappointments have become fatal.
10, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, you will open the dyeing room.
lyrics
1、
My life is like acting.
There are many directors and screenwriters.
Only said one line.
They matched 800 tones.
Manipulate my emotions
That's not my tone at all.
-Jay Chou's "Embattled"
2、
How to judge who is wrong?
The last sentence is not suitable for others.
But it's really because it's not suitable.
Someone is sarcastic in the dark
-Sun Zihan's "Heap Wounds"
3、
I smoked almost the same cigarette, and it took almost a day.
Time is almost idle, and the money spent is similar.
The taste should be almost salty, and life should be almost cheap.
I've been living on its edge for almost a year.
4、
Everyone will get used to it.
When you meet someone, meet them first.
Everyone will not be used to it.
Sincerity comes first in meeting people.
-Eason Chan's "See Through"
5、
I chewed the most expensive dinner.
Unfortunately, I don't care about dealing with this bill.
It is not a good habit to make ends meet.
There is no one around. Would you like to have a try?
-Hua Chenyu's "Boring Man"
6、
Skyscrapers are so rare that everyone is noble and rich.
Gentle expression, afraid of making a fool of yourself, no one talks about bones.
Which one of you topped the list?
-Skyscrapers in Joker Xue.
7、
I don't like your expression when you talk.
Like being a slave for honor.
You talk too much and don't give me face.
-Beyond "face-to-face meetings"
8、
Half a catty, so it's just a sample.
The wet water firecrackers rang.
If half a catty is enough ginger, press the gun to grab it.
-Samuel Hui's "Half a catty"
9、
Respect deserves respect.
Critics deserve criticism.
A poisonous tongue is tasteless.
-Wang Leehom "I have no reason to talk to you at all"
10、
Hiding in the virtual world, everyone is great.
You'd better say irresponsible.
Clowns who trample on others become idols.
-1022 girls applaud.
well-known saying
1、
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
-England
2、
False friendship is like your shadow; When you are in the sun, he will follow you closely, but once you cross the shadow, it will leave you immediately.
bacon
3、
All the etiquette is to decorate the actions of those false stories, which are both welcome and considerate; Assuming that there is true friendship, these hypocritical situations should be abandoned.
Shakespeare? I
4、
Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.
Tagore
5、
Anything that contradicts hypocrisy is extremely important and valuable.
Gorky
6、
Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats soul.
-Russia
7、
Many hypocritical people use rudeness to cover up their mediocrity; You hit them, they are like balloons stuck by pins, flat and flat.
-Balzac
8、
True feelings are always there, but spleen deficiency will eventually fail.
-Zhang
9、
Learning is not enough, and modesty comes from not being satisfied. False modesty can only win vulgar applause, but can not make real progress.
-Hua
10、
Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to break away from thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.
edmund burke
market quotations
1, I described the depths of people's hearts but saw their shallowness.
2, human feelings are as light as paper, the world is cold, and the winner is king.
3. The human heart has nothing to do with human nature, whether it is handsome or not.
The hippopotamus was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.
I won't cry for you again. My mascara is not cheap.
6, what apology false comfort! Stay away from me.
7, you're welcome to the villain, satirizing the classic sentences of the villain.
8. If he doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
9. The most tiring thing in the world is living in hypocrisy.
10, one ear is big and one ear is small, you are inferior to a pig and dog.
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