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Post domineering and cold copywriting on WeChat Moments

1. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

2. I used to be arrogant in front of all living beings, but later, I learned to talk nicely in front of different dogs.

3. If you are born with beauty, why should you be bright? If you are born with delicious food, why should you be fat? If you are born with bangs, why should you be born with strong wind? If you are born with me, why not be born with my partner!

4. Be cool, there is no need for inexplicable coldness and expired warmth.

5. The most superficial relationship is that if you don’t follow his heart on a small matter, he will forget all the good things about you.

6. When I slap you in the face, don’t ask me why I hit you, because when I give you candy, you never say thank you.