Funny classic sentences of military training instructors

1, what are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. Do you want to drink porridge tonight?

2. When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There are spiders! The instructor was surprised and asked, is there a pig? Where is the pig?

3, abdomen! Not pregnant yet! What is your stomach?

4. A boy smiled at the girl phalanx, and the girl phalanx instructor shouted: What are you looking at? Never seen a beautiful woman? I want you to see it! Not handsome, so ugly depends on the girls in our class!

5. When an instructor was standing in the military posture, he saw someone in the other phalanx faint, so he turned to the people in his phalanx and said, We are not allowed to fall down here! When I fell, I ignored him and stepped on him ... everyone was speechless.

6. Next time you move, pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes!

Put your feet on the ground!

8. The pace of the market is even smaller! The ligament of the person behind is almost strained!

9. Are you waiting in line? Why is there a curved straight line in front of me?

10, move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!

1 1. The teeth are very white. What toothpaste should I use?

12, (when I walk badly) Hey, I have to pin my dream on the next session! This is what happens to you! (When he left) Wow, self-taught without a teacher!

13, talent! Talents in the new century!

14, your father (some people)! ! Every day is not serious! Look at the way you walk in anger! It's not a catwalk.

15, around, around ... yes, that's it ... why? You want to eat.

16, students, what is an urgent March? On the basis of your shopping, take your hand out of your trouser pocket and swing it back and forth. Ok, listen to the password: "March in haste" (well explained).

17, don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you bask in the sun.

18, move, move! I know your martial arts are hidden. Don't you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I'll waste your martial arts later!

19, don't guess my password! (sometimes very fast)

20. Who took my microphone? (of a horn)

2 1, I'm really worried about the teenager with you!

22. Don't buy me anything in the team!

23. The instructor taught us to sing military songs. After a group of us went up to sing, the instructor buried his face below and said,' I thought I was singing out of tune, but I didn't expect you to run faster than me. How can I bring out your class of soldiers?

24. Don't look at me, look at me. Such a handsome guy doesn't know what to think in front of you, a group of stupid children!

25, I tell you! What a small step! Be nervous! Ah! Like this! Be Big! (There are too many sighs. )

26. They all have them.

27. If you don't listen, I'll find a pervert to take you!

This hat messed up my hairstyle.

29. Don't say I brought it after you went out.

30. Believe it or not, I will push you out with one foot! What does shrimp mean? )

3 1, look at your kicking, do you want to fly?

32. I will kick you to death with one punch! (Too hasty, slip of the tongue)

33, small broken steps call you to eat? (Creativity is the only way to taste)

34. Shouts rang! ! Run them over! ! ! Blow them up! ! ! ! (When shouting slogans)

35. Is there a photo on my face? Why do you always look at me?

Military training instructor funny classic sentence 2

1. The biggest sorrow of military training is whether you are black or thin.

The person you miss at the military training station is your true love!

3. I didn't turn on the light when I came home from military training. My father came over and I shouted. My dad was shocked and said that I thought there was a dress sitting here!

4. During military training, we do squats together!

5. During the military training, send Jam Hsiao incense sticks and ask him to give a concert in Jiaozhou!

6. Handsome guy before military training, Bao Qingtian after military training.

7. My teeth are whiter after military training!

8. How many girls with waist-length hair were badly hurt by military training!

9. When I came back from military training, everyone saw me and said, "You got a tan!" !

10. After the military training, my friends and I were hacked!

1 1. During military training, the instructor taught us that everything was hidden in our hearts but not taken to heart.

12. Military training, good formation in China!

13. High school military training will never forget ... the face is tanned like a pig's head.

14. During the military training of Grade One in Senior High School, the radio station sends out a beautiful sun and the setting sun every day.

15. Is the military training started to erase the impulse of the seniors to pick up girls?

16. People will graduate and talk well.

17. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

18. I'm behind the times. People say that when I meet love at the corner, I am afraid of accidents at the corner.

19. I don't want to die. To put it mildly, I cherish life; To put it mildly, I'm afraid of death.

20. Don't put salt when your feelings are weak.

2 1. I like to see you don't like what I can't do.

22. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm swollen by life.

23. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

24. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

25. It's all water, why alcohol? They are all perverts, why sheep!

What I said to the military training instructor

1. Borg is an old fairy with infinite magic. Immortal happiness will last forever and life will last forever. A thousand generations will unify the rivers and lakes.

You are our platoon leader, and we are your platoon leader. Class 09 military training regiment, with four battalions, twenty-nine companies and two platoons, will always be a name worthy of pride and nostalgia, because you and our 4 1 classmate.

You said you were lonely, but we didn't understand. Maybe this is what it feels like to be a soldier. But if you leave now, you are definitely not going my way alone. The hearts of 4 1 students in our group are closely connected with you. Let our existence fill your empty heart and let you find a place to belong.

Thirteen days is really too short for us, before we had time to make friends; Before we had a long talk, you quietly packed your bags and followed the troops back to where you came from. The sun will still rise tomorrow, but there will be no sweat and laughter left by our training together in the scorching sun yesterday; The cold wind will still come unexpectedly, but the misty clouds have covered up our original exposure to the wind and rain. When all this has become a memory, how we hope that time can go back and the camera can freeze our laughter.

5. Nine rows of sun male gods are proud and fearless!

6. All good things must come to an end. It's time for you to leave after all. Maybe the parting between men doesn't need too many hugs and tears. We choose to stay in our hearts silently and don't make you sad. Perhaps our feelings will really become less with the passage of time, but we will never forget that there is such a good instructor in military training in colleges and universities. He is so close to us, how does he influence and teach us?

7. Iron camp, mobile soldiers. The days of military training are as long as they are and as short as they are. I will say goodbye today. I really hate to part with it. Look at the interaction between the tutor and the little fresh meat, and recall those painful and happy times!

Sentences describing military training instructors

1. He is our instructor, surnamed Zhou. He has a chubby face and bright eyes. His hair was cut short and stood upright like a hedgehog. He wore a military cap, camouflage clothes and sneakers, and the whole person looked full of energy and amiable.

2. My military training instructor, with bright eyes, shows the majesty of a soldier; The vigorous pace permeates the firmness of a soldier.

Facing the sunshine, instructor Shi narrowed his eyes, frowned and grinned loudly. Although ugly and dark-skinned, it gives people a sense of intimacy. He is as serious as all soldiers, but he is full of kindness.

Our instructor has a surname of Zhang and a surname of Yu. Instructor Zhang is right. I have no impression of him, except that his face is covered with peas.

5. The coach is very tall and has a standard crew cut hairstyle. A little cold eyes are reflected on his thick eyebrows, and a strange big mouth is under his high nose. It seems that in his eyes, we are not a group of students, but like a lamb to be slaughtered.

6. My coach has big eyes, is very tall and wears a pair of sports shoes. He is very handsome, and he runs like floating!

7. Instructor Zhou always looks serious, just like a devil. As long as a certain action is slightly wrong, the instructor will punish us for running all over the village. This is such a terrible thing that we dare not be careless.

I always feel that you are different from other instructors. You are a little childish, a little cute, a little dark, a little mature, a little steady and a little calm.

9. Instructor Adu has a strong body, bright eyes, a straight nose, a cherry-like mouth, a scar about five or six centimeters long on his face and an oval birthmark on the back of his hand. The whole appearance gives us a serious and difficult appearance.

10. Thank you for leading our 29 th company and 2 nd platoon students to an unforgettable 13-day military training life. I didn't expect thirteen days to pass so easily, but we have established such a profound friendship.

1 1. There is an instructor whose name I don't know, so we call him "Shoutou" directly, because he always asks us to hold our heads and squat. There is also a bad-tempered drake who is always clamoring for us to queue up. However, because of his poor voice, we often can't hear what he is shouting.

12. When we first met you, we were all worried that you would make us suffer, but your shy smile made us feel that you were so amiable.

13. My coach's surname is Luo. We call him Instructor Luo. He has two thick eyebrows, a pair of bright eyes under them, a pointed nose under them and a swearing mouth under them.

The hilarious quotations of military training instructors in senior high schools.

1, what are you laughing at? My teeth are going to laugh. Do you want to drink porridge tonight?

2. When standing in the military posture, a girl shouted: Report! There are spiders!

The instructor was surprised and asked, is there a pig? Where is the pig?

3, abdomen! Not pregnant yet! What is your stomach?

4. A boy smiled at the girl phalanx, and the girl phalanx instructor shouted: What are you looking at? Never seen a beautiful woman? I want you to see it! Not handsome, so ugly depends on the girls in our class!

5. When an instructor was standing in the military posture, he saw someone in the other phalanx faint, so he turned to the people in his phalanx and said, We are not allowed to fall down here! When I fell, I ignored him and stepped on him ... everyone was speechless.

6. Next time you move, pull it out and shoot it for fifteen minutes!

Put your feet on the ground!

8. The pace of the market is even smaller! The ligament of the person behind is almost strained!

9. Are you waiting in line? Why is there a curved straight line in front of me?

10, move again! Move again and I'll kick you out!

1 1. The teeth are very white. What toothpaste should I use?

12, (when I walk badly) Hey, I have to pin my dream on the next session!

This is what happens to you!

(When he left) Wow, self-taught without a teacher!

13, talent! Talents in the new century!

14, your father (some people)! ! Every day is not serious! ! Look at the way you walk in anger! Not like meowing!

15 or so, ... Yes, that's it ... What's the matter? You want to eat!

16, students, what is an urgent March? On the basis of your shopping, take your hand out of your trouser pocket and swing it back and forth. Ok, listen to the password: "March in haste".

17, don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll let you bask in the sun!

18, move, move! I know your martial arts are hidden. Don't you dare to challenge the authority of discipline, I'll waste your martial arts later!

19, don't guess my password!

20. "Who took my microphone?"

2 1, I'm really worried about the teenager with you!

22. Don't buy me anything in the team!

23. The instructor taught us to sing military songs. After a group of us went up to sing, the instructor buried his face below and said,' I thought I was singing out of tune, but I didn't expect you to run faster than me. "How can I bring your soldiers out?"

24. Don't look at me, look at me. Such a handsome guy doesn't know what to think in front of you, a group of stupid children!

25, I tell you! What a small step! Be nervous! Ah! Like this! Be Big!

26, both!

27. If you don't listen, I'll find a pervert to take you!

This hat messed up my hairstyle.

29. Don't say I brought it after you went out.

30. Believe it or not, I will push you out with one foot!

3 1, look at your kicking, do you want to fly?

32. I will kick you to death with one punch!

33, small broken steps call you to eat?

34. Shouts rang! Run them over! Blow them up!

35. Is there a photo on my face? Why do you always look at me?

36. (To other instructors) Later, we just won the first prize. You can't argue with us. If you really want to fight, you can barely get the second place. What's the point of walking so well? You count down and I'll buy you champagne.

37. You are fully automatic, right?

38. Report after dark.

39. Look what I'm doing. There are no flowers on my face, only pimples. ...

40, I sank again, suddenly thinking of home-you are all homesick! Look up at the sun!

4 1, who told you to transfer! Automatic navigation?

Wear your green hats for the flowers in the greenhouse.

43. I am a pig-raising child who drives you around all day.

44.20-year-olds are still pretending to be cute there.

When people ask you who is your tutor, don't say it's me. I'm begging you, just stand still, okay? Me, mom ~

46. "Is drinking water for two minutes enough?" "Not enough!" "Then stop drinking!"

47. Classmate: Instructor, what's your mobile phone number? -1 10 classmate: instructor, what's your QQ number? -123456 classmate: instructor, did you cheat a three-year-old child? -Military secrets!

48. When standing in the military posture, check whether the arms are fastened.

49, your head is not ... put a melon ... melon is smarter than you.

50. Students, be careful. I don't shoot easily. If I shoot, I will hurt someone. If I hurt someone, I will see blood. If I see blood, I will die! "