An ambiguous farce

? If Mix is still listening to Joker Xue over and over again, "Anyway, now the feelings are ambiguous, it is a pity to abandon it, and the food is tasteless." At that time, sister-in-law Feng took advantage of the night and took her newly discovered sister to drink and have fun on a remote farm. ...

? If Xiaoxiao came to work for the first time, she wore a white waist shirt+rose shorts+white sandals. Sister Feng later said, "I was deeply attracted by you the first time I saw you." If Mix is unmoved, although Feng Sao Sao said these words with such deep affection and concentration. ...

? If Xiaoxiao is a vulgar woman who is keen on WeChat business, anyone who adds her will automatically pass. Soon after she came to work in the new unit, WeChat added many micro-friends. However, if Xiaoxiao never chats, unless there is a "business" consultation, unless it is a very close friend. That night, I don't know when I automatically passed a nickname: The silent Yunnan people took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and Mix responded a few words out of courtesy. Later, Silent greeted every night and talked occasionally, which was just a business topic in WeChat business. One to two, I learned from silence that he was the boss of a medicinal material company in Yunnan. Because I was on a business trip in Xiaoxiao's county, I was silent several times and asked Xiaoxiao to go out for dinner. As we all know, Xiaoxiao never meets strangers, let alone eats together. Silence still sends information greetings to Xiao Xiao as always. Mix is sometimes very busy and doesn't care. He always feels a little annoyed.

? Unconsciously, I have been working in my new unit for two months. Ruo Xiaoxiao still silently regrets giving up JDB's job, but on the surface, she is still trying to adapt to the rhythm here. The harmonious relationship between colleagues made her forget her sadness for the time being. There was another party in the office that day, and someone suggested inviting Mrs. Feng. As the host of "eat, drink and be merry", Ruo Xiaoxiao invited him by phone on behalf of the office group. After dinner, we were invited to KTV to sing karaoke. Feng Sao Sao has been sitting next to Ruoxiaoxiao, not singing but listening. It was a song "Paper Crane" ordered by Xiao Wang in the office that made Mrs. Feng open her mouth. Then, Mix and I sang the old song "Pearl of the Orient" together, and felt very out of step with each other.

For Feng Sao Sao, I have heard about Xiao Xiao: she likes to provoke female colleagues, so she avoids him. At the second dinner party, everyone ate too much and said they would walk home. Feng Sao Sao also walked around and finally chose to go home by car. Before Mix went home, Sister Feng sent a telephone message: Thank you for your kindness. I have arrived home. Mix was puzzled and muttered to himself, What does it matter to me whether I can go home or not? Mix habitually replied: That's good. "I feel young with you." Feng Sao Sao sent another meaningless message. Mix also ridiculously replied: Really? You are not old. Feng Sao Sao immediately replied: Especially you make people feel the youngest. If Mix thinks that the more she talks, the less annoying she is. She replied: Thank you. It's all temporarily blocked Mrs. Feng's mouth.

In this way, Feng Sao Sao asked to join our group. A few days later, I took the initiative to call Yi Xiaoxiao to inquire about the payment. Mix thinks the Year of the Monkey will be over in less than two months? I said I don't have to hand it in, but dinner will come. Feng Sao Sao said politely, is this good?

Silence still sends messages and greetings every day, sometimes asking questions, which Xiao Xiao loves to ignore. After putting the picture on, when I went to bed to adjust the alarm clock, two identical messages came: hello! Hello! Mix replied: Good! A look: the military songs are loud and clear. When Mix saw that she was a stranger again, she asked, "Who are you?" ? The other party is very naughty: guess, you must know me. Mix didn't even think: I don't know! The other party insisted: think about it, you must know me. Mix looked at the source again and suddenly understood. So it is: coquettish coquettish. The next day, Mix told her good friend MM about it. MM said she added her, but she didn't know it was him. MM seems to know him well. Let me be careful.

? Since then, Mix has received messages from Feng Sao Sao every morning, noon and evening. If Mix gradually loses her vigilance, she thinks that Feng Sao Sao can't end as they say. Slowly regarded him as a bosom friend who talked about everything. This situation has lasted for more than three months. Silence is silence, just sending a greeting message occasionally. That night, Mix was busy sorting out information. He looked at his mobile phone, and Feng Sao Sao and Silence both sent a lot of messages, revealing similar concerns in their words. If Mix thinks it's a coincidence. So, who is Feng Sao Sao's silent person? Finally, Feng Sao Sao admitted that the previous silence was him. Ruoxiaoxiao asked angrily, "Why do you test me like this?" Feng Sao Sao honestly said the opening paragraph, saying he was afraid of being rejected! For an instant, Mix felt that Feng Sao Sao was not as simple as she thought. Decided not to talk to him again. At this point, Feng Sao's two WeChat names have been changed to: Silence. If Mix doesn't reply, coquettish will call. Mix doesn't like being treated like this. Feng Sao Sao changed her ways to make her happy. Perhaps coincidentally, on the way to and from work, Xiao Xiao always met Feng Sao driving, but Mix didn't refuse to take his car because he was the leader. Over time, Mix discovered that Mrs Feng was actually a gentleman. Although Feng Sao Sao's short messages revealed his love for Mix again and again, Mix was still very calm, but he acquiesced in such a special friend. Sao Sao is also called micro-signal: sentiment! Mix asked him why he had changed again. Sister Feng said honestly, "I hope you understand me."

? For several days and nights in a row, Feng Sao Sao always tells his thoughts about Mix over and over again through WeChat, and sometimes he even tells Mix directly by phone! Sao Sao always said to Mix over and over again: "In order to alleviate my thoughts about you and make me stop thinking about you, I can only fall asleep when I am numb." Finally, Feng Sao Sao drank stomach bleeding and was admitted to the hospital. Mix knows a little remorse and guilt. I just wanted to see SAO SAO, but SAO SAO refused. The reason is that he didn't want Mix to see him in a panic, and refused to let everyone see him. After living for a week, Sao Sao was discharged from the hospital.

? Mix was very confused and decided to travel for a few days. Feng Sao Sao is telling and caring all the way. When Mix returns to this city, she plans to stay in another city for one night. However, Feng Sao, regardless of everything at home, managed to find time to drive back and forth for several hours in the evening and personally brought it back to the city. That night, Mix was completely moved by Feng's sincerity. Denied that so many people said he was wrong before.

? Mix just thought: How wonderful it would be to be such intimate friends! Whether on a business trip or at home, Sister Feng will report to Mix at the first time. Sometimes, Mix jokingly said, I'm not a leader, so I don't have to report everything. Sao Sao said: I am used to it! Even sometimes * * * enjoys this title. If Mix doesn't reply to the message for a long time, the other party must be very worried. Say it earlier or keep calling. In March, everyone was very busy, and Sao Sao had been having meetings in other places. I sent a message saying that I would come back to spend the holiday (Women's Day) with everyone, especially to Mix: to accompany my colleagues in the company during the day and to accompany her at night. On the afternoon of March 7th, when she returned to the city after the unit activity, she said that she would accompany Mix. Mix didn't think it was appropriate to meet at night and stood me up. Feng Sao Sao is very angry. In order to apologize, Mix didn't return his messages and phone calls, but also said: Don't accompany me, I want to drink with them. The next day, the sisters shared how to celebrate the festival. When Mix arrived at the office, she heard Xiao Wang say that they had a barbecue together and then they drank and sang together. Mix asked Sister Feng how she was last night. Sao Sao said that she was drunk and fell asleep. Mix did not ask. ...

? As time goes by, Mix goes to work as usual every day, doing his job and doing what he likes. Several friends who are interested in the taste sent another message saying that the barrel fish is scheduled for tonight. When Heyun arrived at the appointed place, Sister-in-law Feng said that she was still working outside, and MM had not come back from driving practice. Mix personally called Sister Feng to pick up MM. After dinner, Feng Sao Sao deliberately asked, "I'll send it for free." Xiao Ling led the crowd straight to the pedestrian street. Looking back, Feng Sao Sao and MM walked towards his parking place together. ...

In a blink of an eye, Mix was busier in April. In order to take part in a competition in the city, MM and several other colleagues are busy preparing their itinerary. They call Feng Sao Sao from time to time and ask him to drive them to the driving school. Feng Sao Sao did not refuse, but also happily welcomed and sent them away. If there are more and more rumors about Sister-in-law Feng in Mix, and it is another day after work, Mix walks alone on her way home and hears the horn, but it doesn't attract her attention. Suddenly, a light brown car stopped in front of her. The window slowly opened, and it turned out to be rich and coquettish. Standing there, Feng Sao Sao kept letting him get on the bus. Shinohara just said coldly: Thank you, you go, I will go home by myself! Feng Sao Sao's face suddenly sank, and the car flew past like an arrow and disappeared in the flashing traffic lights.

? I don't know why, the entanglement between Sao Sao and Mix has faded a little. If Xiao Xiao realized that the MM machine that doesn't like chatting at ordinary times didn't miss it, he laughed unconsciously from time to time. I don't know where Mix got the courage, so I came straight to the point and made things clear. Sure enough, SAO SAO's tricks on MM became even more frenzied, and SAO SAO actually talked about all his friends MM. The feeling of being cheated comes back again and again. If Xiao Xiao wants someone to beat Feng Sao Sao, the idea has been flashing in her mind. Mix recalled that things were not as simple as she imagined, so she learned from Shanshan that Feng Sao was pursuing YY in the same way. Mix found the story more and more convincing. I contacted YY, who I have known for a long time, and confirmed that those clumsy means are exactly the same. If Mix is gentle on the surface and straightforward and willful in her bones, she never hides her inner resentment. Feng Sao Sao confessed MM crazily, while facing Mix's relentless denunciation. But in order to cover up his shameless behavior, he tried his best to say to Mix, "This is just a sincere friendship for them. I hope you understand me, but ... "Mix smiled contemptuously. The news I saw about Feng Sao Sao was by no means groundless. At this point, Feng Sao Sao changed his nickname to: Silence!

? Although Xiao Xiao and MM will talk about Feng Sao Sao every day and scoff at his behavior, MM will emphasize that she regards Feng Sao Sao as a friend. Mix said, "He? Be friends? Does it meet? " MM was silent. One day, MM invited Mix to have dinner together, saying that she was coquetry. Mix said, "I wouldn't have gone if you hadn't invited me to dinner." Zz was originally arranged to pick up Ruoxiaoxiao. When Xiaoxiao went downstairs, MM called and said that she and Sao Sao had come to meet him. MM sat in Feng Sao Sao's co-pilot, and refused to let Mix come forward to give Feng Sao a few big mouths. Shameless. Along the way, Mix was calm as never before. When eating, she changed her former gentleness and ate an extra bowl! After dinner, MM got on Feng's car, and Mix got on Zz's car and went home. Before Mix sat down, Feng Sao called. If Mix saw that it was Feng Sao Sao, she deliberately didn't answer it. After a while, Feng Sao Sao called again. If Mix presses speakerphone: Hello! Who is it? what's up

? Feng Sao Sao at the other end of the phone said, "It's me. I'm leaving, far away, to make you as happy as before!" I just, your hairstyle looks younger tonight ... "Ruoxiaoxiao doesn't buy it at all. I used to be moved, but now I can't help laughing besides wanting to laugh. Although feng said seriously on the other end of the phone.

In this way, Mrs. Feng occasionally calls Mix after drinking or when she is free, and sends a message that he may have said to many people. From then on, Xiao Xiao and MM drifted away from each other, from the initial talk about everything. In fact, Mix always knew that MM didn't think of herself as a friend for the sake of "eternal love" with Feng Sao. As Feng Sao Sao later said: "No matter how wrong I am, I have at least been really serious and sincere to you, and you have confided something to her that is not worthy of your conviction without reservation." How is she? ..... "Ha ha laugh ... If Mix sneers, there will be a little sadness after hypocrisy. In retrospect, isn't that a comedy? When the farce is over, there must be another new realm. ...