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Funny sentences with cold and fever

Colds are as popular as songs!

Why does my nose often have booger? Because I love colds.

1, I don't know if this season is too changeable, people around me keep catching colds and getting sick, and finally, I can't escape.

2, the first time I caught such a cold, I felt so uncomfortable. I wipe my nose with a big roll of paper every day. I feel very uncomfortable. I was very tired on my first day at work. I really don't want to go ... I had a good rest.

3. Well, if you want to work hard in Shanghai, you all have to be good! Rola Chen, you should get better quickly and go to school early. A cold is really painful!

If one day, I can sleep all the time. It's like for a long time, I have been sleeping in a peaceful dream, never caring who goes and who stays. Everything is the same as the first time, everything is so childish.

Leisure, perfection. I don't know romantic feelings or sadness, and I don't want to leave my feelings. I don't want to be around all the time, and I don't want to be unforgettable, but I will remember who I met in the best years. such as

If possible, I would like to make the mountains and rivers safe in such a quiet and beautiful time, and then grow old slowly. Quietly, listen to the sound of flowers, the sound of happiness. ..

5, this weather is very annoying, ok, why do people catch a cold? I don't think this cold can be cured for a while, so I have to take medicine again. The current medicine is really too slow to take effect. It will be bad if you don't take it for three or five days! ! Doctors nowadays don't want you to get better right away, but want you to get better slowly.

2. Humor about colds

Open a library member with a minimum of 0.27 yuan, and view the full content > Original Publisher: Li's anecdote about a cold Part I: The anecdote about a cold should be the most annoying thing for everyone.

The following is the content about colds compiled by Learning Bian Xiao for you. I hope you like it. Interesting talk about colds. Select 10 1. If I can get there before dark, I'll take some cold medicine! 2, a cold is rare for a quarter of an hour, listening to the teacher talk about mountains and rivers in one ear, for fun and goodwill.

Listen with one ear and eat with the other. If you can't finish it, it's left. 3. I have no class today, no morning study and no evening study. My cold has nothing to do with menstruation.

We used to be very happy when we were working. No matter you or me, everyone cares about each other. Please eat breakfast, please drink, please eat hot and sour. However, it rained heavily for several days, the temperature plummeted, we caught a cold, and we had a fever. Please treat us to medicine, injection and infusion now. When we are sick, we should stick together. This is really a friendly group. 5. Every time I feel that I have a good cold, I start to be willful, and as a result, my condition deteriorates rapidly and I am troubled repeatedly. Let's stop talking. 6. I only hope that the touching love story is: the hot water in your cup is the sweat in your palm, and the coldness in your hand is your satisfactory gift. Remember to put on more clothes when the weather is cold. I won't let you go if you catch a cold. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if I catch a cold, I hope I can catch it again. 9. Don't give me the tenderness of hot and cold. I am afraid of catching a cold. Write your signature on everything about sowing sesame seeds, and make yourself miserable and catch a cold all day.

2, the child always kicks the quilt when sleeping, fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would definitely catch a cold. If you have a cold and fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, that's fine. Don't say uncomfortable @4. If you have a cold and a fever, you have to explode.

I woke up this morning and found that the quilt caught a cold.

I can only be late! Not the teacher I want to be late.