20 1 1 Talking about non-mainstream emotions

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

I spent my whole life looking back on my youth, and I also want to doubt my life.

Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

7. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

8. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

9. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

10. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

1 1. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the crowd.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

13. The story of the stone tells us that all the things we really love are finally scattered, and all the miscellaneous things are finally reunited.

14. If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative-Woody Allen.

15. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

16. Only a dead skeleton with a twisted neck like a fetus looks like a broken lily to me.

17. People in the past, don't be sad for my death. If I live, none of you will live-robespierre's epitaph.

18. Since SDB launched the intellectual advertising slogan "I just want to develop with you", people in the banking industry have compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Everbright is no good".

19. If you keep missing, you will be disappointed easily and become unfamiliar unconsciously.

20. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

2 1. Dream of staying on the grassland. They often hung in the sky last month.

22. Broadcast gymnastics begins now: ╔ ╔ ╚ ╚ ╚ ╗ ╔ ╗.

23. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

24. This girl, wearing cool clothes, looks really depressed.

25. This girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us. Secondly, you have no milk (green dam) gap. How do we communicate?

26. Ask for the saddest song? The best answer: "socialism is good"

27. "Sarah, you sing so well, I must leave you in 10. But I voted for Yico Zeng, because you are so strong, you will definitely advance organically. "

28. Before, I didn't believe in turning black and white and referring to a deer as a horse. When I saw Yu and Lotus River, I believed it.

29. The telephone bill is overdrawn by 900,000 yuan, and the sentence is indefinite, and the person is killed and sentenced to 3 years; ATM malicious withdrawal 1.7 million yuan was sentenced to life, and corruption of tens of millions was sentenced to 1 year. -Wonderful China.

30. When I arrived at a temple, I learned that the monk said that donating some money, 3,500 yuan would be fine. Answer: I really don't have that much money with me. Maybe next time. The monk replied: you can swipe your card.

3 1. "If only your parents had spent ten minutes walking. . . "

32. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he won't come and that he will mess around.

33. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking for information when a window popped up. It is very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

I can resist anything but temptation.

35. People say that I am naturally inspirational!

36. Once upon a time, a child said that I wouldn't sleep if I was killed. Then he was killed.

37. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

38. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

39. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

40. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

4 1. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

42. One of the two most terrible sentences in the world is: "I love you so much, why don't you love me?" Another sentence is "I did it for your own good."

43. I'm sorry. I showed him my best side, but he saw the distant scenery.

44. The PE teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

45. In the past, the world was so chaotic, how did little girls get along? Now that little girls are in such a mess, how can this world get along? -Yin Lichuan said.

46. A man disguised as a woman is called a shemale, and a woman disguised as a man? Brother chun

47. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

48. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

49. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has strength. A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, she has a crisis.

50. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

5 1. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

52. True love is like a ghost. Everyone is talking about it, but no one has really seen it.

53. The furthest distance in this world is not the ends of the earth, nor the parting of life and death, but that I am in my motherland, but I don't know what happened inside.

54. Loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

55. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

56. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

57. There is a line in the first episode of Desperate Housewives: "Men get up without morality."

58.20 1 1 What a pervert! Everything is perverted! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

59. You gave me two choices, but it was an ending.

60. Choose a lover who matches you. If it doesn't match, choose one that you appreciate. If you can't admire, at least choose one who can mate.

6 1. You gave me a promise, but in the end you only left me a bright expression, not a bright life.

62. In the city, except for men who are sexually incompetent, they are all men who love incompetence. Apart from these two, there are only women left.

He said, "You will find someone better than me." I smiled and said, "But I won't be so kind to people anymore."

64. There is a saying in Zhou Xun's If, Love that the past has only one meaning, that is, I don't want to go back to the past.

65. What is survival? Living is living by hook or by crook.

66. Don't play hard now, I'll play with you later.

67. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

68. Some people can tell his character from the way he watches movies. They keep fast-forwarding when watching literary films, and pause when watching A (Green Dam) films.

69. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

70. What touched my dad the most: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, but now he plays mahjong 10 yuan for your study. . . "

7 1. Before we talked about friends, we first asked people if they had any friends. Now we have to ask people if they are gay.

72. It's not that you don't laugh. When you laugh, the powder falls off!

73. After seeing the advertisement of painless abortion for three minutes on TV, my grandmother said angrily, "This is telling young people to have sex quickly. Anyway, it won't hurt in three minutes. "

74. The professor talked about organic chemical polymers on the podium: This is a eunuch, let's give him another methyl group. ...

75. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

76. The real vagrancy and wandering is that you have no place to go back.

77. Life is like a vulgar French literary film, with no climax, no eroticism and no subtitles.

78. The greatness of life disappears in the flowers!

79. My epitaph: chat with me and provide door-to-door service at night.

80. Travel around the world with a cigarette. . . . . .

8 1. Our biggest rival in love is not the third party, but the years.

82. I want to be one of your teeth most. Because of this, at least without me, you will feel pain.

83. Seeing that Chengdu designated the bus victim as the murderer, Shanghai was envious. How much they want to say that the building was knocked down by dead workers.

84. Smiling at you is purely polite.

85. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

87. Life is a lotus with a thousand petals. Since I refuse to bloom, I also refuse to wither.

88. My period has just ended. B: Oh, it's not easy to buy tickets recently, is it?

I haven't seen my wife for four years. She gave birth to a big fat boy for me last year ... I really want to go home and see it.

90. A Beijinger lamented that the subway in Beijing is really crowded. Last Monday, a pregnant woman was squeezed to have an abortion. People in Shanghai don't cut it: the subway in Shanghai is very crowded. Last year, a girl was squeezed pregnant.

9 1. I thought I would die of liver cancer, lung cancer, gastric cancer or oral cancer, and I didn't want the doctor to tell me that I had reached the advanced stage of hand cancer.

92. A woman asked me what she looked like. I said she was pure, even if she lived to be a hundred years old, she was a virgin.

93. "Back to bed rate" is a good word.

94. Grind like a vagina. -translate a sentence in the novel.

95. The difficulty of defense depends on the quality of sexual life of the defense teacher the night before.

96. Nothing is normal this year, except football in China.

97. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

98. Be clear about the script of your life-it is not a sequel to your parents, a prequel to your children, or a foreign story of your friends.

99. People are not smart and bald like others.

Give you a smile'' is purely a polite non-mainstream classic quotation.

Tomb-Sweeping Day bought a bunch of flowers in memory of her dead lover.

Oh, you say I imitate you, then you see who imitates who. What about your quality? Why are you still there brazenly cursing me?

Think about yourself carefully, really want to laugh, helpless! Bitter! Lonely! Perhaps, I am always like this, always suddenly quiet or noisy too much.

I forgive you, but who will forgive me?

Did I miss it, or did you miss me

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

I hope you can't find the other half except me, so I can have a chance.

I like you very much, I really like you,

Your woman is not me. Why should I sympathize with you?

Every love will move from passion to dullness.

You are walking a tightrope. . . Twist wool

Friend, you will see, will you remember our happy time before?

I miss my childhood. Carefree, no responsibility, no heartbreak, no pain.

There is still a long way ahead. Don't let your steps stay in the present.

Forget this word, it's really contradictory, it makes your heart die, so just forget it.

Think too much when you like someone.

Hello. I miss your toilet.

Always inadvertently, I feel like nothing. What I have, what I care about and what I long for are all based on some kind of foundation. When those are gone, everything is in vain.

Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

Sometimes I really don't know what kind of life I want.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

What is swearing? After all, isn't it just a sentence?

High spirit, high morale, Lao tze will be brilliant! !

Perhaps, I am always like this, always foolishly thinking that I can do a lot, but I find that I really pay very little; Perhaps, I have always been like this!

That man, if he doesn't show up, he will be ruined as soon as he shows up!

Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you can understand.

Don't comfort me if you leave me, because every sewing will also meet the pain of puncture.

I stayed where I was, where I was, but you didn't look back.

It is polite to smile at you.

Feel with your heart and taste with pain. She hurt you.

Always like to listen to sad songs, turn up the volume very loudly, in order to bury all unhappiness and happiness;

Think about the road every night, wake up or go the same way.

When a person says, I'm going to bed, good night. You think you are the last person to chat with him, but you don't know that he will open another dialog box. What if I can't sleep?

I try to hold my right hand with my left hand to give myself the simplest warmth.

Talented women live by marriage, and capable women live by themselves.

Smiling is purely polite. Qq chat about your mood.

Smiling is purely polite. Qq chat about your mood.

1. Hi, baby! Don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you. Hit hard!

2. Then, when one day you are envied, it is because you already have proud capital.

It is better to offend ten gentlemen than one villain.

Dear, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

6. A virtual network can save people like you from being beaten many times.

7. If Baidu can't get in one day, how many people will be working on the system in China?

8. Smiling at you is purely polite. Daydream when you are free.

9. Two women and one man are either stories or accidents.

10. There are many people in contact, but I like dogs. Why? Because dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people. Be a man of size and be a dog. Don't be shameless.

1 1. Just shout if the road is rough, and then we will continue walking.

12. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

13. Please don't always compare with me, I'm different from you. Because I'm human.

14. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road.

15. Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell pigs if you lack money.

16. The poor wear famous brands, and others say they are fake; Rich people wear fakes, but others say it's true.

17. People nowadays are too damn tight-lipped.

18. The end of the world is not terrible. The most terrible thing is that you are the only one left on the earth.

19. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? Just when I want to go to the toilet, I can't find the toilet; Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? Did you go to the toilet, only to find that you forgot to bring toilet paper?

20. Being beautiful is your advantage, and being beautiful is my skill.

2 1. Don't envy. If you want to be superman, you should put on your underwear first.

22. Women buy a lot of beautiful clothes just to attract men's attention; But men want to see naked women.

23. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, and getting married is wrong; Divorce is disillusionment, marriage is paranoia.

24. Just kidding, don't take it seriously. My daughter-in-law is my daughter-in-law, and your daughter-in-law is me and my brother-in-law. Are you ready?

25. I wonder? What exactly do you like about me? I can't change it.

26. Although Ming Hua takes it, I will loosen the soil.

27. Love is a glass of wine. Why do you always say that I am overwhelmed by the wine I made for you?

28. When I love you, what you say is what; When I don't love you; What did you say you were?

29. Honey, don't be angry. I searched Baidu for three days, but I couldn't find a word to describe that I love you.

30. Pay attention when sending videos. You think you can get people out by pressing a button while watching TV.

It's polite to talk about people smiling at you.

First, who says you have nothing? Aren't you still sick?

Second, men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

Third, brothels are full because people are lonely!

I will open your pants layer by layer. I will find that you are not good,

The benefits of maturity didn't exist before, but they are not needed now.

6. I waited for your concern and closed my heart.

Seven, because it is you, so don't practice commitment exchange.

8. How long is the person I am waiting for in the future?

Nine, others smile at you, purely polite!

I hate being put in a dispensable position after giving my heart and soul.

Choose your own road, let alone climb, even if you die, you will die on that road for me.

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

Thirteen, there is a lover that can't be taken away.

It doesn't matter. We are just friends, so there is no reason to be apart.

Are you afraid to love me? Have you forgotten your tears?

Sixteen, you don't ask me, don't tell me, this is the distance, you ask me, don't tell me, this is the gap, you ask me, I say this is trust, you don't ask me, this is dependence.

17. Hold your chin in your left hand and slide your right hand on the mouse to find your mood.

A) If you don't like others for a long time, it's hard to let go of the next tempted person.

Eighteen, right and wrong, you don't need to care about the opinions of those bitches, they have mouths, not necessarily brains.

Nineteen, beautiful love is just a touching plot in fairy tales.

Twenty, [Girl, no matter how good you do, someone will look down on you]

There is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode in other people's lives.

Twenty-two, life is: life, life.