Super hilarious turning piece 202 1

1, when I left my hometown, there was no water in the village.

2. I have two hearts, one kind and the other evil. But since I met you, I have only kindness left, because I am disgusting.

I had two shrimps, a crayfish and a Pippi shrimp. But since I met you, there are only crayfish left, because Pippi shrimp, let's go!

I had two moods at that time, one was cool and the other was tired. But since I met you, I only feel happy, because I am exhausted.

I have two hearts, one is sad and the other is happy. But since I met you, I have only been sad, because I am so happy.

6. I was wronged by my classmates on the way. When I got home, I was wronged and my father hit me.

7. When I cut onions, I always close my eyes and think I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.

8. A friend bought an outdoor watch with good quality. I didn't break it when I fell off the cliff, but I still died.

If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

10, I really laughed when people said I was ugly. You haven't met my friend.

1 1. Nothing is more important than staying up late. Sudden death and next life.

12, if I really want to argue with you, you can't beat me.

13, others aim high, but I aim at home and under the covers.

14, nothing to say. I am just jealous of you. I really envy what you have.

15, the only constant since childhood is the heart that doesn't like doing homework.

16, you don't need to like or hate it.

17, the brain is amazing. I can miss you even if I am busy.

18, people who believe in ghosts in the world must have seen many Ten Deaths.

19, some people say that walking and playing with mobile phones is easy to cause accidents, and lying in the trough scared me to start running and playing.

I am angry that you didn't sleep.

2 1, feed the strong wind enthusiastically, and hope to raise hungry ghosts.

22. Don't follow the trend, just do what you like, which is especially cool.

Nothing is more important than staying up late. Sudden death and next life.

If I really want to argue with you, you can't beat me.

25. Others aim high, but I aim at home and under the covers.

Some people are not serious, but when they are serious, they really belong to Shuai Shuai.

I really need you now, but I won't tell you.

28. I like people who are kind to me when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

29, angry should be the most useless.

30. Love is nothing to worry about. You don't even know. In fact, you can meet eight or nine kinds at the next intersection.

3 1, how bumpy it is to put so much garbage in your head every day.

There is nothing to say. I am just jealous of you. I envy what you have very much.

I don't know what to say. I hope to stay away from you in the new year.

34. The only constant from childhood is the heart that doesn't like doing homework.

You don't have to like it or hate it.

36. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds that the most man is herself.

37. The brain is amazing. I can miss you even if I'm busy as hell.

38. "I am also afraid that someone will use this to please you when I am embarrassed."

I prefer simple refusal to all kinds of perfunctory.

Cherish all encounters and respect all losses.

God smiled and answered.

1, I met a friend today and politely said to him: invite you to dinner another day!

As soon as the voice fell, he took out his mobile phone and said, what day? Let me make a record.

2. I went to a restaurant with a brother. I just sat down in the restaurant. Brother: How big is the boss's frog lung?

Boss: Hello, we don't sell frog lungs.

Brother: I mean frog lung ~

Boss: Sorry, we don't have frog lungs. Do you think it's okay to fry frogs?

Brother: I mean WiFi for wireless internet access. . .

Me: Boss, I don't eat this person. I don't know him.

3. Buy socks and ask the boss: How many pairs?

Boss: Two pairs.

I said, how much is it?

Boss: They are sold in pairs.

I clenched my fist: I mean the price!

Boss: The price is absolutely reasonable!

I trembled and said: I said RMB!

Boss: It must be RMB! This is made in China! Boy!

At this time, I felt extremely collapsed inside: I ask again: what is the price?

Boss: I told you, this is the market price! Whether to buy or not, you have been complaining for a long time! ? I see clearly, you're fucking looking for trouble! Brothers, let's go. . .

4. Korean stars took a shit, and Ta's brain powder was eaten together.

Passerby: That's disgusting.

Brain powder A: How dare you say this shit is disgusting? You can pull it.

Brain powder b: if you can't pull it out yourself, it will make others sick. You are obviously jealous of others.

Brain powder C: You didn't see how seriously I pulled XX, and you didn't understand the effort behind him.

Brain powder D: Why curse? You don't know anything about Ta. You can know what Ta ate yesterday from this shit.

Passerby: I mean, your food is disgusting!

5. I was at work, and a message came from WeChat, which was sent by the supervisor. I am in the toilet now, and there is no paper. Who will help me?

As soon as I saw the opportunity to make contributions, I immediately put down my work and ran for credit.

When I arrived at the door of the toilet, I saw the supervisor standing there and saw me coming. Hey, hey, smile: you play mobile phone at work, and your bonus is gone this month. . .

Talk about the classic funny character.

1, night-reading talents look forward to female ghosts, and single old men look forward to aunts;

2. Altman counts a ball, and Pig Bajie is the cutest.

With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.

You don't have to say anything, I know everything. You want to say I'm beautiful,

It's better to be drunk than not to drink.

6. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

7. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

8. Girl, even if I'm alone on Valentine's Day, I'm still looking for you.

9. Don't think that this girl is unwanted, but that this girl's love is not worthy of that man.

10, maybe I'm a rotten person, but you'll never meet the second me in your life.

1 1. I lied to myself. I hate it when people cheat me.

12, how can a heartless person deserve my heart?

13. Boredom is a phenomenon, there is no need to make a fuss.

14, you scold, you continue to scold, and then tell me when you've scolded enough. I'll go to bed first!

15, my mother told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandparents take him away.

16, people are following the trend now. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

17. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

18, dear friends, I really envy you and know you so young.

19. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

20. I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

2 1, there is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

22. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

23. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

24. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

25. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

26. If you test a lie with a lie, you will get a lie.

27. If you earn money, don't use it to wipe your ass.

28. Sometimes I really want to have a serious illness and see who cares about me the most.

29. You were born in this world, living is a waste of resources, and dying is a waste of land.

You can't pass CET-4 and CET-6.

3 1. Modern sadness has flooded, remember to be good to yourself.

Actually, you are very kind, but I don't think you deserve me.

The test of the exam is that I can accept the blow of being left behind.

No matter who you are with in the future, I won't wish you happiness.

Do you know I don't like you? There are countless reasons to refuse you.

I can't sleep in the dark, so I have to visit you at your home.

You'd better not regret missing me, because I will find someone better than you.

38. I fell in love with your addictive poison. How can I leave you?

It's a waste of saliva to talk to you, and you have to pay with me.

40. In summer, cicadas praise and mosquitoes give red envelopes.

4 1, I want to take your luggage, so you are a happy poor man now.

42. Do you think you are short? Step on your left foot and right foot to see if there is height.

43. The world belongs to us and our sons, but it will eventually belong to our grandchildren.

44. The car is a bicycle, the house is a rental house, and my brother also has a house and a car.

45. What is a daughter-in-law for? It's fun. It's fun.

Don't play with me, or I will make you cry rhythmically in the end.

There is a shadow in front of you. Don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

48, life is: life, life.

49.are you happy now? Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

50. When I get along with people and dogs in my life, I find that people are sometimes worse than dogs.

God turns into a funny character. Tell me about it.

1, Buddha said some of them were empty. Please, can the money be empty? Who doesn't want it?

Do you know how much I have changed for you? love

How much better is "I'll give it to you" than "I'll bring it to you later"

4. How many stupid children have lost their love in the world?

5. Songs can arouse the emotions of others when they are sad.

6. We agreed to be happy. If you are not happy, how can I be happy?

7. Fragmented love and patchwork happiness are missing parts?

8. Looking at your face, broken memories are pieced together again.

9. If I can add one more day in a week, I will confess to you on Sunday.

10, everyone who says he doesn't love actually has an impossible person in his heart.

1 1, what if one person cares and is ignored by the whole world?

12, is a man like Brother Sharp a man, or who gave me the whole sharpness?

13, I never thought that there was a drop of water in the sky, otherwise there would be an ocean.

14, if others pretend to be pure, I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise it will not rob others of their jobs.

15, then my pet is hungry, why don't you feed my poor mosquito?

16, if you don't say it, you won't say it, or the whole stranger.

17, not so much, love you 24 hours a day.

18, the world is so big, it's not bad without you. You'd better go to the moon.

19, no one saw the beloved Lord, only people saw the beloved grandpa Mao.

20. The world is so big and there is so much grass. Why doesn't my sister choose one?

2 1, happiness is so short and missing is so long, how can we forget it?

22. Falling love slowly falls in front of my window, and happiness comes.

You know I love you, but your concern for her blinds me.

24. Everyone has a temper, but it's not worth getting angry about trifles.

25. The environment is very important. If there is no environment, we must create an environment for ourselves.

Examinations teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes.

27. I am neither white nor beautiful nor rich. I have no money, no power and no status.

28. If you pretend to be coquettish, others will not realize your true colors.

29. When I look at you, you are alone. When I don't look at you, you become a dog.

Don't make excuses, you can see through it at a glance.

3 1, mosquito, when did you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

32. You can't influence others. What's the skill of bullying Xiao Qiang there?

33. Xiong Da often said to Xiong Er, "Have a bear-like chest."

You are not evil there, but your thoughts are a little evil.

35, I see, you are a woman and a man.

There is something hateful about the poor, so there is no need to pretend to be poor here.

37. If you are rude to your own men, who else can you be polite to?

38. How many loves can win the time difference and distance, as long as they are willing to persist?

39. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more feminine.

40. Whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

4 1, I couldn't cry because I wore eyeliner and mascara.

42, came to this world, who can go back alive?

43. When you pay the phone bill, you know that your words can be worth thousands of dollars.

44. I am the most trustworthy child, but why should I take the exam?

It's not his fault that he fell in love with you, it's his blindness.

46. I want to be your heart. If you want to provoke me, I won't jump.

47. The girl we chased in those years is now chasing the box office.

48. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise how can they be called human beings?

49. You play with my squirrel as a ball and call it Pikachu.

50. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?