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My valentine's day
I moved to this city a few years ago and enjoyed life with my son. After breakfast that day, she went into the room to tidy up. Awei was surprised and asked where his mother was going. While packing, Niang said, "Where else can Niang go? Go back to the village! "
Awei asked again, "What are you doing home?"
My mother replied without looking up, "There will be no holiday tomorrow!"
"Oh!" Awei helped me with my luggage and dropped me off at the station to get home. Just waiting for the bus to leave, awei suddenly patted his forehead: No! How to go back to my hometown on Valentine's Day tomorrow?
When I got home, I told my wife that she was happy while covering her mouth. Awei scratched his head and wondered, "What do you think this Valentine's Day has to do with her old man's house? Why did she run home? " You!' His wife pointed to his forehead. "You can have Valentine's Day. You can have a lover. Your mother forbid it." At this point, she giggled.
Awei was taken aback: Oh, why didn't he think of this! The old lady awei is only in her fifties this year. She has been a widow for more than ten years. She has to dress up carefully, and she can vaguely see her style in those years. A few years ago, awei just heard some ears in the village, and forced me to live in the city by carrot and stick, so as not to let me find another father for him. In the past few days in the city, my mother has been guarding the place and going back to her hometown several times a year. Every time I go back quickly, I can't hear any gossip anymore. Unexpectedly, my mother was right under my son's nose! It's really impossible to prevent!
Awei is not in the mood to think about tomorrow's romantic trip and can't sleep at night. As soon as he arrived in the morning, he announced to his wife, "Today's activity plan has been cancelled!" "
My wife was unhappy when she heard it: "What?" "What?" Awei said angrily: "I want to go back to my hometown, and I can't let my mother suffer!" After that, I chewed a few mouthfuls on my wife's face: "I wronged you this Valentine's Day, and I will definitely double it for you next Valentine's Day!" Then he jumped out of bed, got dressed and went straight to the station.
Awei ran home, an enter a door with the old niang made a cliff. My mother was shocked, rubbed her eyes, and was surprised and happy: "awei, I didn't expect you to come back!" Looking behind him, "Are you alone?"
Awei thought: You ran home for Valentine's Day, can I not come back? I lied in my mouth, saying that I just went to the countryside and was close to home, so I stopped by to go home. As he spoke, he looked around.
My mother smiled happily and said, "All right, sit down first. I'm cooking. I'll be ready soon! " "Turn around and get busy again.
Awei quietly checked inside and outside the house and found nothing suspicious. A * * * sat down and saw a big fat chicken killed on the ground. His heart was sour and angry: yes, even the chicken was killed! It seems that I spent this Valentine's Day at home!
Look at the table again, there are some candy Baba. Awei sneered: "Well, it's quite emotional!"
I am busy in the kitchen. Awei sit still, his hands behind his back, with a sneer on his face. She turned to the door and looked at this end and that end. He just went back and forth, turned around, and suddenly bumped into an old man at the door. You see, this old man is Chen in the village.
Chen couldn't believe it when he saw him. It took him a long time to say, "It's you, awei, who came back today!" Awei "well", suspicious eyes fixed on Chen. Chen put a handful of water spinach in his hand into his hand and said quickly, "I picked a plate for your mother." Very tender. Take it in! " Just say it and leave.
Awei deliberately asked loudly, "Why don't you go in and sit down for a while?" "No, no, I haven't made a fire yet!" Chen Chao waved and ran away. Awei snorted: "How dare you come in!"
He brought the food in and said, "Mom, Chen sent a handful of food!" " "He said the word" Chen "with great emphasis, while secretly observing his mother's expression.
"Oh!" I looked at the food and wiped my hands with an apron. "This three hundred, really, always bring food! We didn't give anyone anything! " With apologies, I went back to work.
Mom is so quiet, she is really calm! Awei didn't ask, sit in the chair, anyway, who is the suspect already know.
After a while, an old man rushed in with the sound of pedaling outside. At first glance, it is the seventh master who lives in the west of the village, carrying a big wax gourd in his hand. Seeing awei sitting, he also froze: "It's awei, you came back today!"
Awei "well", his brow wrinkled up. At this time, my mother came out, and the seventh master leaned the melon against the wall: "awei Niang, I brought you a melon!" "
Mother wiped her hands hard: "Oh, I still want your old things!" " "He said, pointing to the corner," you see, I will come back one day. How to eat these dishes? The seventh host said, "I can't eat." Take it back to the city to eat! " Awei said, and looked at the side.
Awei couldn't help but stand up, but he didn't make any noise, staring at them with a smile on his lips.
"Well, I'm going, awei, have time to go to seven ye's house to play. Haha, you child, how come back today! " Say that finish seven ye also hurried away.
Hearing this, awei cursed in his heart: "Bah! You just hope I never come back, you old fool! "
But he is also confused. Which of the two old people is Niang's lover?
Just out of curiosity, I cooked all the meals. There are chickens, fish and meat, which is rich enough. Awei, the in the mind of the fire rose. If you don't come back today, I don't know which bastard this table is cheaper!
Look at mother again, she is always in no hurry and incredibly hidden. Awei was impatient, so she simply cut to the chase with her mother and said, "Mom, why hasn't your date come yet?"
My mother was stunned: "You kid, what nonsense are you talking about? I have no appointment with anyone!" " "
Awei smiled and said loudly, "Didn't you go home to see people today?" "See who? Mother doesn't want to see anyone. "
I think you'd better pretend Awei is ruthless and wants to have a fight with his mother: "Mom, tell me, which is Chen or Seventh Master?"
"Yes," Niang was surprised at first, and then scolded her with a clap of her thigh. "You little bastard, I thought the sun came out in the west today. No wonder you came back. That's why! You, where did you think of your mother? "
"I" awei's neck twitched. "Today is Valentine's Day. Why do you want to come back so well? "
"Good good" old niang trembling with anger, "didn't you ask which one? I tell you, Chen He is not! "
Awei relented and asked, "Who do you want to see when you come back?"
"The person I want to see" I took a hard look at my son, angrily took out a small bamboo basket from under the eaves, put all the chicken and fish in it, and said to my son, "Go, I'll take you to see him!" Pick up the bamboo basket and go straight out.
Awei one leng, he didn't expect, the old niang incredibly still so justly, but the in the mind a little scared, but he still crustily skin of head with behind niang. I led the way ahead and walked all the way to the village center. I met a lot of folks on the road. It is strange that they all carry vegetable baskets in their hands. Seeing awei, everyone was surprised and happy. They all greeted him: "Hello, awei!" "Oh, awei came back today!" "awei is back!"
Awei casually replied and pulled out a cigarette for everyone. After a while, I walked to the ancestral temple in the middle of the village. Mother put the food on the altar, lit incense, poured wine, waved back and said, "awei, come and kowtow to your ancestors!"
Awei knelt down and kowtowed. No sooner had he stood up than the Seventh Master came, patted him on the shoulder and said loudly, "awei, you are right to come back! Many people in our village have gone out, but I saw it once and you came back alone! "
Awei vaguely replied: "Yes, yes."
The seventh master kowtowed respectfully, got up and said excitedly, "It's rare! Awei, it is rare for you to come back to this festival handed down from generation to generation! " Said repeatedly shook his head, "alas, some people, once outside, forget everything, no matter how close, also didn't mind to come back, this zha line yo! Festivals that have been handed down for hundreds of years can't be said to have no, only miles! Don't tell the truth, just say that our own ancestors didn't come to kowtow during the Spring Festival. Does this man still have a conscience? "
Awei was confused at first. Listening, he suddenly realized that today is the Dragon Boat Festival in the countryside! Coincidentally, this year we met Valentine's Day. Awei blushed: Since she went to work in the city, she has been paying attention to those foreign festivals in recent years. These traditional festivals in rural areas have completely lost interest and have almost been forgotten. Speaking of festivals, mother has quietly gone back.
He glanced at his mother with shame and shame. She glared at him angrily, pointing back to the ancestral coffins enshrined in the ancestral temple, which meant to tell awei: Look, they are the people my mother came back to see today!
Valentine's day mom
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